I have an antisocial disorder?

[Headsnap]

I have an antisocial disorder?

You might as well, everyone else here seems to have something wrong with them. From Asperger's to Zimmerman's Epilepsy, TMF members present with them all!

Seriously though you seem fine to me.

Clever. However, it isn't so clever to take your hints from a wikipedia article. It isn't the best information gathering source in many persons opinions, not just mine. It would be best to either get professional diagnoses or if you insist on being a do-it-yourself psychiatrist, then read up on it in your local library, on the internet and in Journals. Scientific and psychologicalo ones of course.

A marvelous website where you may find aticles on this is http://www.psychiatrictimes.com
I myself am a member of this website and it is very helpful in understanding the issue you are discussing.

If the real Jesus Christ was as entertaining as our one I'd probably be more inclined to accept him as my saviour. As it stands he isn't, so I'm sticking with the TMF version. Please instruct me in the ways of psychologicalo, o Lamb Of God!

 

[Redmage]

According to that test up there I have one. 😱

Oh well, time to seek professional help. I'll have a sit down session with me today and talk about it, and report back as to what I say.

Well, you know what they say: a doctor who treats himself has a fool for a patient.

 

[Leo tickles]

I have a new theory.

I come with nothing, I leave with nothing, I lose nothing.

 

[giggle-maker]

If the real Jesus Christ was as entertaining as our one I'd probably be more inclined to accept him as my saviour. As it stands he isn't, so I'm sticking with the TMF version. Please instruct me in the ways of psychologicalo, o Lamb Of God!

 

[tickledgirl]

Always look on the bright side of life

I have a new theory.

I come with nothing, I leave with nothing, I lose nothing.

That's your new theory? Sounds remarkably like this:

Lead Singer Crucifee: You know, you come from nothing, you're going back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing!

Lead Singer Crucifee: [singing] Life's a piece of shit when you look at it. Life's a laugh and death's a joke; it's true.

Crucifees: [singing] Always look on the bright side of life.

Not very creative of you. Maybe you can come up with a theory about dinosaurs instead?

 

[Headsnap]

Owned. lol.

 

[steph]

And "nothing" will be on your headstone after your death. Congratulations. On a life lived full of of "nothingness." What a waste.
XOXO

I have a new theory.

I come with nothing, I leave with nothing, I lose nothing.

 

[Leo tickles]

Is it actually a song? 😱 Why do I always make shit up, and then realize that it's already been made up. Sigh.


New theory, again. Me=everything. World=nothing. Me=better than.

 

[Bugman]

New theory, again. Me=everything. World=nothing. Me=better than.


The terms "narcissism", "narcissistic" and "narcissist" are often used as pejoratives, denoting vanity, conceit, egotism or simple selfishness. Applied to a social group, it is sometimes used to denote elitism or an indifference to the plight of others. Arguably, however, these terms are used to draw parallels between allegations of self-centeredness and Narcissistic personality disorder, rather than toward healthy self-love.

Can you say narcissist?Of course you can.

 

[Bizkit]

I have a new theory.

I come with nothing, I leave with nothing, I lose nothing.

The ''utter realm of nothingness'' is a scary place to be.I wish you the best and hopefully someday you will pull through.

 

[SmarterthanU]

You know who has a real antisocial disorder? Charles Manson. I saw a really interesting documentary about him a couple of nights ago. Did you guys know that when he was in San Francisco, he was a songwriter? And he was actually good enough that one of the Beach Boys (Dennis Wilson) kind of took him under his wing. He took him to see the Beach Boys' record producer in Hollywood, who finally rejected his work. Now, here's the interesting part.

The first house - the LaBianca residence - where Manson sent his followers to murder the inhabitants ... was the former house of that record producer. Manson had sent them to kill him and his family, because he turned Manson down for a record deal. Unbelievable, huh?

 

[Krokus]

Everyone is "anti-social" in some way, shape or form. It's not a big deal. It really isn't.

 

[asutickler]

Good news, Leo:

After reviewing a number of your posts I believe I have managed to compile an accurate diagnosis of your condition. Please see the diagram below for details.

 

[Leo tickles]

Good news, Leo:

After reviewing a number of your posts I believe I have managed to compile an accurate diagnosis of your condition. Please see the diagram below for details.

After reviewing your post, I have managed to compile and accurate diagnosis of your diagnosis. Please see the text below for details.


Old news.


Allow me to explain. They don't have to pay attention or acknowledge, they just have to know. And everybody who read, and who is reading this now, knows. Mission complete, no?

And my lifestyle I choose to lead doesn't involve a lot of interaction. So the times I figure something out, I throw it out there for what I call "normalesser" people to look at and give feedback to. If my idea is accepted by the masses, I'm going ass backwards. So far so good then.


666 by the way.

 

[scissorman]

Allow me to explain. They don't have to pay attention or acknowledge, they just have to know. And everybody who read, and who is reading this now, knows. Mission complete, no?

Mission complete! For TENGU!

 

[Leo tickles]

Mission complete! For TENGU!

 

[SmarterthanU]

Know who else had antisocial personality disorder? Ed Gein. The Ed Gein story is fascinating. He's the most modeled serial killer ever, by the way. His mother was this completely overbearing and controlling woman, but he could never break away from her spell. After she died, Ed dug her up and brought her back home again. The character of Norman Bates was based on Gein.

 

[tcklft]

Good news, Leo:

After reviewing a number of your posts I believe I have managed to compile an accurate diagnosis of your condition. Please see the diagram below for details.

Oooh, nice pic.

 

[NonConTickler]

Can I sue for copyright infringement or something? Man, I know imitation is the sincerest form of flattery and all that, but c'mon!

 

[GirlWhoLikes2Laugh]

I am not a doctor but you might have an antisocial disorder. I do think you should go to a psychologist or psychiatrist to try to find out what is wrong with you because I think you do have a problem. A lot of people agree with me so you owe it to yourself to try to help yourself.

 

[jonsmith]

You might as well, everyone else here seems to have something wrong with them. From Asperger's to Zimmerman's Epilepsy, TMF members present with them all!

Seriously though you seem fine to me.



If the real Jesus Christ was as entertaining as our one I'd probably be more inclined to accept him as my saviour. As it stands he isn't, so I'm sticking with the TMF version. Please instruct me in the ways of psychologicalo, o Lamb Of God!

Augh Gosh! I didn't even realize I typed two O's! Thank you Headsnap.

 

[Tickler15]

I know this is out, sorta, but apparently according to the DSM we all have a sexual disorder. Paraphilla I believe its called even thought many people believe tickling and foot fetish's (not sure of the plural for fetish) shouldn't be considered a fetish.

 

[WorkInProgress]

(not sure of the plural for fetish)

fetishes

 

[Deleted member 66627]

I'm not sure where you got that definition from, But I am familiar with people with said disorder..and also did a little digging, here is what I came up with:



Common characteristics of people with antisocial personality disorder include:

Persistent lying or stealing
Recurring difficulties with the law
Tendency to violate the rights of others (property, physical, sexual, emotional, legal)
Aggressive, often violent behavior; prone to getting involved in fights
Inability to keep a job
A persistent agitated or depressed feeling (dysphoria)
Inability to tolerate boredom
Disregard for the safety of self or others
A childhood diagnosis of conduct disorders
Lack of remorse for hurting others
Possessing a superficial charm or wit
Impulsiveness
A sense of extreme entitlement
Inability to make or keep friends

Here is the link:

AntiSocial Disorder Overview.

 

[ZenTickling]

I know this is out, sorta, but apparently according to the DSM we all have a sexual disorder. Paraphilla I believe its called even thought many people believe tickling and foot fetish's (not sure of the plural for fetish) shouldn't be considered a fetish.

It would be considered a fetish if the only way you can achieve sexual gratification is through tickling.

Anti-social personality disorder isn't something to joke about. Most serial killers had anti-social personality disorder. These people aren't capable of empathizing with others... or feeling emotions in general.