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I only believe my horoscope when it is positive.

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Anyone else?

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Name an odd fact about yourself.


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I think horoscopes are ridiculous. They say things like: "You're a person who likes being happy, and having things turn out well." Yeah.. No shit.. As opposed to what? A person who likes being miserable and having things turn out horrible? Lol.

"Odd" facts about myself:

I have this weird tickling fetish.

I perceive soda as tasting a million times better out of a can than a bottle.

I get paranoid at times over whether or not the FBI or other government organizations are monitoring what I'm searching for through Google.

I am a "miracle baby" born to a mother who was confirmed infertile by 3 different doctors.

I have synesthesia, which is a "disorder" (more like a gift!) in which a person perceives colors, sounds, numbers, and other stimuli on an enhanced spectrum; hear colors, see sounds, etc.

I have thrown my own feces in public.

I have thrown my own feces in a public restaurant.

I once was mistaken for a terrorist in an airport and apprehended by security due to my demeanor, trench coat, and duffel bags. Lmao.

I have had sex at work.

I have hunted down a famous person from the television program "UFO Hunters" and became personal friends with them.
 
Michael Lutin. Used to do horoscopes for Vanity Fair. Now has his own kinda sorta weird looking website but he is FREAKISHLY right whether good, bad or hasn't happened yet.

Random Odd Completely Useless Facts: Coffee makes me sleepy, my hair used to be much lighter, I attached razor blades to the edges of a frisbee once and did the same to the rubber wheels of a small remote controlled car, I built a catapult, I love wrestling dogs, I broke into my own school once and attempted to steal a bunch of confiscated hand held video games but there were too many to carry with me so I put them somewhere and later on forgot where I put them so left with nothing, when I was a kid I opened up my toy drawer and found a My Little Pony in there which confused me but I kept it because I thought it was magical, a friend of mine recently spent several hours trying to get either this girl's phone number or add him on Facebook, it literally took me five minutes, I think Emo girls are hot, I'll eat anything cold, I killed a fly once with a BB gun, I took a personality test at the Scientology Center once to try and get into this girl's pants but they refused me and said I was beyond help, the girl, who was also a Scientologist stopped speaking to me, I learned how to pick locks and have a lock pick set which, as I'm typing this seems pretty useless considering I keep it INSIDE the house, I have trashed a hotel room, when I was a kid I was convinced I'd learned how to breathe underwater until I started choking, I was stung by a jellyfish once when I was about seven, I limped back into the ocean with a giant stick yelling about revenge, I used to own about eight fountain pens for some reason, I buried a toy in a shoebox once thinking it had really died, little people make me uncomfortable and so do babies, I set firecrackers off in a temple once and the old lady who lived there and took care of it thought it was machine guns, I've yelled at cakes to make them flat, I knock shit over in stores because I think it's hysterical, sometimes...Twinkies look good to me.
 
I doubt none of this. 😛
Marquis De Sade said:
Michael Lutin. Used to do horoscopes for Vanity Fair. Now has his own kinda sorta weird looking website but he is FREAKISHLY right whether good, bad or hasn't happened yet.

Random Odd Completely Useless Facts: Coffee makes me sleepy, my hair used to be much lighter, I attached razor blades to the edges of a frisbee once and did the same to the rubber wheels of a small remote controlled car, I built a catapult, I love wrestling dogs, I broke into my own school once and attempted to steal a bunch of confiscated hand held video games but there were too many to carry with me so I put them somewhere and later on forgot where I put them so left with nothing, when I was a kid I opened up my toy drawer and found a My Little Pony in there which confused me but I kept it because I thought it was magical, a friend of mine recently spent several hours trying to get either this girl's phone number or add him on Facebook, it literally took me five minutes, I think Emo girls are hot, I'll eat anything cold, I killed a fly once with a BB gun, I took a personality test at the Scientology Center once to try and get into this girl's pants but they refused me and said I was beyond help, the girl, who was also a Scientologist stopped speaking to me, I learned how to pick locks and have a lock pick set which, as I'm typing this seems pretty useless considering I keep it INSIDE the house, I have trashed a hotel room, when I was a kid I was convinced I'd learned how to breathe underwater until I started choking, I was stung by a jellyfish once when I was about seven, I limped back into the ocean with a giant stick yelling about revenge, I used to own about eight fountain pens for some reason, I buried a toy in a shoebox once thinking it had really died, little people make me uncomfortable and so do babies, I set firecrackers off in a temple once and the old lady who lived there and took care of it thought it was machine guns, I've yelled at cakes to make them flat, I knock shit over in stores because I think it's hysterical, sometimes...Twinkies look good to me.
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I believe non over generalized horoscopes. The daily one on FB seems to be fairly accurate but really I only read it for fun. I second Vanity Fair being freakishly accurate...and it sucks arse it's no longer there.

I can put my feet around my neck and lock my ankles.

I am related to Calvin Coolidge. The most boring president ever.

I am strawberry blond. Not blond thankyouverymuch.

I hate peas and love lima beans. I'm weird so what.

I am a video game junkie and I'm pretty fucking good if I say so myself.

I've been in a helicopter over the ocean and saw two blue whales...which are extremely rare to see surfacing. It was my birthday so I considered it a sign...a sign of what...don't know but it's gotta mean something.

I've been in a high speed chase on a motorcycle that started on the freeway which went to city streets and lost the cop. It was sweeeeet. 😀

I helped write a rock song's lyrics for my ex-boyfriend's band that was sung on stage at the Roxy in Hollywood where the likes of G 'n R among many rock legends have performed.

I've had a conversation with Michael Bay and yes his hair looks just as ridiculous in person.

I hate shopping and question my estrogen levels because of it.

If I were an animal I'd want to be either a dolphin or a cheetah.
 
When I do view my horoscope, I usually tell myself to act in a way that will yield a result the opposite of what was predicted 🙂doublefinger🙂.

Then by mid day I forget both my horoscope and how I was supposed to act, so I eat breakfast.

Oh, weird fact about me: I eat breakfast for lunch. (<---see how I did that???)
 
my farts could kill a bums smell
zombies ate my brain
i started to loose my hair at 18
i have a goat on my face
i have long nails
i wear all black
i talk to my walls since im alone and they seem to just ignor me
i eat lots of junk food
one of my eyes are two different colors
 
I used to hold more stock in astrology when I was younger and it was kinda fun, then. Now, I just blame my foot fetish on the fact that I'm a pisces (durned fish sign!).

Hmm, an odd fact... I hate cheese, but no one believes me, because I eat it on a lot of stuff.
 
I don't believe in ass-trology.

I have a little brown dot in my right eye. My eyes are blue. This is weird. They tell me it's a birthmark on my EYE, but I think it's a tiny little camera for the CIA.
 
i dont read horoscopes but how bout writing your own?? that way you could always make it positive??

wierd fact...well its more of a wierd tendency but every now and then i like to stop and take stock of where i am. like ill find myself in a really wierd situation-for example on a boat in lyon at 2 in the morn drunk as a lord being introduced to lots of french people by a french girl id pulled and not understanding WHAT was goin on-and i just have to take a time out and remind myself exactly how my life has led me to this precice point. its pretty fun to do try it some time!!!
 
I don't care to read my horoscope; I prefer more engaging text.

Odd facts about myself; I have a double crown, three nipples, and two webbed toes on each foot.
 
CrystalLight said:
Anyone else?

Oh, and

Name an odd fact about yourself.


thx.

<3
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Then why bother reading them at all? Bah and humbug. If someone does it for fun, that's fine I guess. I would sure not base my life on such nonsence.
 
I don't really pay any attention to horoscopes.


Odd fact: I'm a freakin' rhinoceros. 😀
 
I read the paper a lot, so I'll usually check my horoscope while I'm at it. It's just for fun 😀 I certainly don't take them seriously... kind of like a fortune cookie, LOL.

Odd fact: I once aspired to be a Ski Jumper :wow:
 
I never believe my horoscope. 😀

Odd fact: My second toes are longer than my big toes. :feets:
 
I don't read the horoscope anymore. It messes with my head. 😛


Random facts:

  • I am convinced that, at some point, there will be a zombie apocalypse.
  • The attic where I live has been "blessed" with a satanic ritual
  • I have a sworn enemy, with all that "to-the-death" stuff, and to make it just like in all the overly dramatic books and movies, he even used to be my best friend at one point.
  • I am an anglophile
  • Except for when I drink appletini, my drinks are booze mixed with more booze. No exception.
  • Aside from English I have studied 4 other languages, but the only thing I remember from those are the swear words
  • I once nearly died from alcohol poisoning. The same day I was drunk in school during an oral test in Swedish
  • For being drunk in school I was awarded with free pizza by the nice people I was sent to by the principal to determine if I was an alcoholic
  • I have an obsession with sharp things
  • I didn't learn how to whistle until I was 19
  • I only attract girls I don't like, and they turn into stalkers 90% of the time.
  • I intend to start a weapon collection, but my first two additions to said collection have already broken due to excessive use.
  • I refuse to acknowledge the sovereignty of Finland.
  • I have performed the self-initiation rite to the Order of the Nine Angels, which is some sort of Satanic Space Cult that kills their own members if they are deemed "too weak". Please don't tell them that I am technically a member though, because they currently don't know.
  • When I'm drunk, I apparently get the ability to pass through locked doors, as well as messing up Leaftk's TMF profile and Visitor's Wall. 😀
  • I am a Scandinavist, and believe that the Nordic countries should unite.
  • I believe that idealism is synonymous to stupidity
  • I have a tickling fetish, and then some!
 
QueenMari said:
I usually do too but there's this one Chinese buffet that I really love for some reason.It just doesn't taste the same.I have no idea what they do to the stuff but it tastes good lol
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MSG. 😛

Carsomyr said:
I don't read the horoscope anymore. It messes with my head. 😛


Random facts:

  • I am convinced that, at some point, there will be a zombie apocalypse.
  • The attic where I live has been "blessed" with a satanic ritual
  • I have a sworn enemy, with all that "to-the-death" stuff, and to make it just like in all the overly dramatic books and movies, he even used to be my best friend at one point.
  • I am an anglophile
  • Except for when I drink appletini, my drinks are booze mixed with more booze. No exception.
  • Aside from English I have studied 4 other languages, but the only thing I remember from those are the swear words
  • I once nearly died from alcohol poisoning. The same day I was drunk in school during an oral test in Swedish
  • For being drunk in school I was awarded with free pizza by the nice people I was sent to by the principal to determine if I was an alcoholic
  • I have an obsession with sharp things
  • I didn't learn how to whistle until I was 19
  • I only attract girls I don't like, and they turn into stalkers 90% of the time.
  • I intend to start a weapon collection, but my first two additions to said collection have already broken due to excessive use.
  • I refuse to acknowledge the sovereignty of Finland.
  • I have performed the self-initiation rite to the Order of the Nine Angels, which is some sort of Satanic Space Cult that kills their own members if they are deemed "too weak". Please don't tell them that I am technically a member though, because they currently don't know.
  • When I'm drunk, I apparently get the ability to pass through locked doors, as well as messing up Leaftk's TMF profile and Visitor's Wall. 😀
  • I am a Scandinavist, and believe that the Nordic countries should unite.
  • I believe that idealism is synonymous to stupidity
  • I have a tickling fetish, and then some!
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This is the greatest list of random facts. Ever.
 
Carsomyr said:
I don't read the horoscope anymore. It messes with my head. 😛


Random facts:

  • I am convinced that, at some point, there will be a zombie apocalypse.
  • The attic where I live has been "blessed" with a satanic ritual
  • I have a sworn enemy, with all that "to-the-death" stuff, and to make it just like in all the overly dramatic books and movies, he even used to be my best friend at one point.
  • I am an anglophile
  • Except for when I drink appletini, my drinks are booze mixed with more booze. No exception.
  • Aside from English I have studied 4 other languages, but the only thing I remember from those are the swear words
  • I once nearly died from alcohol poisoning. The same day I was drunk in school during an oral test in Swedish
  • For being drunk in school I was awarded with free pizza by the nice people I was sent to by the principal to determine if I was an alcoholic
  • I have an obsession with sharp things
  • I didn't learn how to whistle until I was 19
  • I only attract girls I don't like, and they turn into stalkers 90% of the time.
  • I intend to start a weapon collection, but my first two additions to said collection have already broken due to excessive use.
  • I refuse to acknowledge the sovereignty of Finland.
  • I have performed the self-initiation rite to the Order of the Nine Angels, which is some sort of Satanic Space Cult that kills their own members if they are deemed "too weak". Please don't tell them that I am technically a member though, because they currently don't know.
  • When I'm drunk, I apparently get the ability to pass through locked doors, as well as messing up Leaftk's TMF profile and Visitor's Wall. 😀
  • I am a Scandinavist, and believe that the Nordic countries should unite.
  • I believe that idealism is synonymous to stupidity
  • I have a tickling fetish, and then some!
Click to expand...

Epic list of facts is Epical! My fav is that your attic has been blessed by a Satanic ritual. My attic seems so boring now. 😛
 
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