Ice Breakers: Edition # 3

[Miss Serendipity]

Both my previous threads on Ice breaker questions seem to go really well so I am adding some more. As per usual these questions are entirely optional so answer only if you wish.

Onwards:

1. If you could be one for just 24 hours, what cereal box cartoon character would you be? Why?

2. What is your favorite way to waste time at work without getting caught?

3. If you could have had the starring role in one film already made, which movie would you pick?

4.If you owned a CB radio what would your "handle" be?

5.What is your concept of a fruitful day?

6. If you were a Smurf, what would your name be?

7. If there was a whole different concept of reality (like The Matrix) what would it be?

8. If you had unlimited money and space, what one thing would you add to your bedroom?

HAVE FUN!

 

[desdemona]

1. The Trix Rabbit. Don't know why...
2. Being online just surfing/playing sudoku.
3. The Sound of Music (I'm a dork...)
4. God, brings back memories because back in the day we had a CB. Nowadays, I'd go with "Petdoc" because it's easy to say
5. Going to work, breeding a few dogs, delivering a few puppies, coming home and kicking back while getting some paperwork done. Be fruitful and multiply - as long as it's someone else's uterus 🙂
6. Tweek - that's my nickname on caffeine.
7. Where animals ruled over us... or at least had the power to communicate with us verbally.
8. I want a Kindle - then I wouldn't need space for a library 🙂 If you had said the house, I'd add a kennel or a barn to take in stray critters.

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

1. If you could be one for just 24 hours, what cereal box cartoon character would you be? Why?

Um, I guess I'd be the Lucky Charms leprechaun, because I'd have gold. . .Or, at least, a pot of marshmallows.

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2. What is your favorite way to waste time at work without getting caught?

Reading articles on ESPN

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3. If you could have had the starring role in one film already made, which movie would you pick?

Westley in Princess Bride. Sword-fighting, bad-ass lines, being a pirate. What could be better?

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4.If you owned a CB radio what would your "handle" be?

Over-Over, just for the confusion.

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5.What is your concept of a fruitful day?

Quasi-productivity, where I can mix relaxation and getting things done, without getting bored of either.

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6. If you were a Smurf, what would your name be?

The Jolly Green Smurf. 😛

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7. If there was a whole different concept of reality (like The Matrix) what would it be?

That we are all the very involved dream of an alien species.

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8. If you had unlimited money and space, what one thing would you add to your bedroom?

Besides a nice set of stocks, let's say a hot tub.

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Great idea, Miss S. I'll have to try to find the others.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

1. If you could be one for just 24 hours, what cereal box cartoon character would you be? Why?

I think I'd be the Trix Rabbit and kick the shit outta all those little kids who don't know how the fuckin share. That always pissed me off.

2. What is your favorite way to waste time at work without getting caught?

O hai 🙂

3. If you could have had the starring role in one film already made, which movie would you pick?

Adrian from Rocky for obvious reasons

4.If you owned a CB radio what would your "handle" be?

I don't know anything about CBs or what kind of names you're supposed to pick, so I'd probably stick with Skipadeedoodah - it's made a sweet little spot in my heart for itself.

5.What is your concept of a fruitful day?

A day that at the end of it, no matter what you did or didn't do, you feel like it was absolutely perfect, or damn near.

6. If you were a Smurf, what would your name be?

BA Smurf

7. If there was a whole different concept of reality (like The Matrix) what would it be?

I never saw the Matrix so I have no idea what you're talking about. If I could alter reality at all I'd want to be able to read people's minds. You don't know how often I WISH I knew what someone was thinking.

8. If you had unlimited money and space, what one thing would you add to your bedroom?

I'm not big on fancy shmancy stuff. I can't even think of anything outrageous I'd add, so I'm gonna say I just would love to have a master bathroom with a HUGE Jacuzzi and his and hers sinks 🙂

 

[Carsomyr]

1. If you could be one for just 24 hours, what cereal box cartoon character would you be? Why?

Cap'n Crunch, because he's totally badass.

2. What is your favorite way to waste time at work without getting caught?

Well I'm still a student, and I don't have a job, but in class I tend to just... phase out, or not show up at all. The teachers don't really care either way.

3. If you could have had the starring role in one film already made, which movie would you pick?

Fight Club. I am Tyler Durden! XD

4.If you owned a CB radio what would your "handle" be?

I'll get back to you on this. I need to contemplate on it while being drunk first.

5.What is your concept of a fruitful day?

If I managed to dodge all responsibility and just ended up procrastinating that's generally a pretty good day. 🙂

6. If you were a Smurf, what would your name be?

Noxious Smurf 😀

7. If there was a whole different concept of reality (like The Matrix) what would it be?

Like the Warhammer 40.000 universe for sure! 😛 I'd totally be a badass inquisitor killing demons and heretics in the name of the Emperor! XD Oh or I could become a demon myself and rule the Immaterium! >:3 *is nerd*

8. If you had unlimited money and space, what one thing would you add to your bedroom?

A dungeon?

 

[Aimee]

1. If you could be one for just 24 hours, what cereal box cartoon character would you be? Why?
Trix. He's like permanently on acid. That's gotta be intense.

2. What is your favorite way to waste time at work without getting caught?
What is this work of which you speak? 😀

3. If you could have had the starring role in one film already made, which movie would you pick?
Nicole Kidman's role in Moulin Rouge.

4.If you owned a CB radio what would your "handle" be?
A what now?

5.What is your concept of a fruitful day?
Ha. I dunno.

6. If you were a Smurf, what would your name be?
**********tte.

7. If there was a whole different concept of reality (like The Matrix) what would it be?
I want to say something like time travel ...

8. If you had unlimited money and space, what one thing would you add to your bedroom?
Hottub. No question.

 

[Snail Shell]

1. If you could be one for just 24 hours, what cereal box cartoon character would you be? Why? Tony the Tiger. I wanna be grrrrrrreat!

2. What is your favorite way to waste time at work without getting caught? Standing and talking, though I rarely waste time at work.

3. If you could have had the starring role in one film already made, which movie would you pick? Obi Wan Kenobi from the first three Star Wars films. Guiness got paid retroactively for that role, based on sales of tickets and merchandise. Every dollar Star Wars makes, he gets something like a tenth of a cent, making that role the most lucrative in movie history.

4.If you owned a CB radio what would your "handle" be? Snail Shell

5.What is your concept of a fruitful day? Get things accomplished, whether it be work or just relaxing.

6. If you were a Smurf, what would your name be? Loony

7. If there was a whole different concept of reality (like The Matrix) what would it be? NEST.

8. If you had unlimited money and space, what one thing would you add to your bedroom? Bondage table.

Snail Shell

 

[Deleted member 66627]

1. If you could be one for just 24 hours, what cereal box cartoon character would you be? Why?

- Captain Crunch. He never steers us wrong. 😀

2. What is your favorite way to waste time at work without getting caught?

- Texting.

3. If you could have had the starring role in one film already made, which movie would you pick?

- The lead in the Wedding Date.

4.If you owned a CB radio what would your "handle" be?

- CrystalLight.

5.What is your concept of a fruitful day?

One that involves a lot of productivity.

6. If you were a Smurf, what would your name be?

- Miss Guided.

7. If there was a whole different concept of reality (like The Matrix) what would it be?

- A world with no extreme violence or wars. Oh and a great economy.

8. If you had unlimited money and space, what one thing would you add to your bedroom?

- A pull out closet, built into the wall. In it will be all the newest make up products, perfumes, lotions and clothing of my preference. 😀

 

[c7_assassin]

1. If you could be one for just 24 hours, what cereal box cartoon character would you be? Why?
The Sugar Crisp bear? He's got style...

2. What is your favorite way to waste time at work without getting caught?
I have this really awesome scheme worked out. It's called "unemployment"...

3. If you could have had the starring role in one film already made, which movie would you pick?
Titanic. Then every women in the world would have been obsessed with me for ten years...

4.If you owned a CB radio what would your "handle" be?
C7 Assassin works fine for me...🙂

5.What is your concept of a fruitful day?
Getting some writing done, getting some reading done...eating non-fast food is a plus.

6. If you were a Smurf, what would your name be?
They have names? Umm...Smurfy McGee?

7. If there was a whole different concept of reality (like The Matrix) what would it be?
We're all an incredibly vivid hallucination going on in Keanu Reeves' mind...

8. If you had unlimited money and space, what one thing would you add to your bedroom?
A full-sized movie screen. 😀

 

[Excess]

1. If you could be one for just 24 hours, what cereal box cartoon character would you be? Why?

The Trix Rabbit, just so I could beat the hell out of those damn kids.

2. What is your favorite way to waste time at work without getting caught?

Well at this point in time, fooling around with the gf. 😛 But other than that, napping. Ex likes his naps.

3. If you could have had the starring role in one film already made, which movie would you pick?

Godzilla. Stepping on people, crushing buildings, FUCK YEAH!!!

4.If you owned a CB radio what would your "handle" be?

Eh, I'd probably keep it the same as mine here, I think it'd fit.

5.What is your concept of a fruitful day?

A day when all I've eaten was fruit. XD Or a day when I feel everything I did was productive in some way and I felt that for that day I had a taste of true happiness.

6. If you were a Smurf, what would your name be?

Domo Smurf!

7. If there was a whole different concept of reality (like The Matrix) what would it be?

Probably something like WoW or such, an MMO kind of setting with leveling and killing things and being awesome and stuff.

8. If you had unlimited money and space, what one thing would you add to your bedroom?

Just a small planet to grow life on. What, you can't buy that? Then a swimming pool. The whole dungeon thing is too cliche for this site and would fit better for a basement. 😛

 

[Musicroxmysox]

1. If you could be one for just 24 hours, what cereal box cartoon character would you be? Why?

Hmm....tricky question, does Cheerios have a mascot?

2. What is your favorite way to waste time at work without getting caught?

Being on my phone idly looking or texting people. Or trying on shoes lol.

3. If you could have had the starring role in one film already made, which movie would you pick?

Oh gosh, let's see.....idk probably a cartoon musical lol.

4.If you owned a CB radio what would your "handle" be?

Something random and nerdy like Bookworm.

5.What is your concept of a fruitful day?

Hmm....any day that I actually feel like I've accomplished something.

6. If you were a Smurf, what would your name be?

Umm...I'm not to familiar with Smurf names but how about something like Helper Smurf.

7. If there was a whole different concept of reality (like The Matrix) what would it be?

I could not ever begin to think about there being one. It's hard enough to deal with this reality.

8. If you had unlimited money and space, what one thing would you add to your bedroom?

A full out library with oodles of books.

 

[chicago]

1. If you could be one for just 24 hours, what cereal box cartoon character would you be? Why?
-Lucky from the Lucky Charms box. Because he's Irish and has a pot of gold.

2. What is your favorite way to waste time at work without getting caught?
-If it's dead at the store and my cool manager is working, we'll go out for a cigarette, look at weird youtube videos on her phone, or even drink while we're working. Not something I'd recommend or anything I do often, but yeah.

3. If you could have had the starring role in one film already made, which movie would you pick?
-I'd play Edie Sedgwick if someone actually made a good movie about her.

4. If you owned a CB radio what would your "handle" be?
-"10-4, Kimosabe"

5. What is your concept of a fruitful day?
-No work.

6. If you were a Smurf, what would your name be?
-I took some test and my name would be "Spooky Smurf."

7. If there was a whole different concept of reality (like The Matrix) what would it be?
-I would hope it would be like a Salvador Dali painting.

8. If you had unlimited money and space, what one thing would you add to your bedroom?
-More space and everything would be black and white. Bigger closets. A wall of guitars featuring a Les Paul Sunburst with a cherry finish. Minimalist furniture. Oh... you said one thing. Oh well.

 

[natural tickler]

ok, I'll play along

Both my previous threads on Ice breaker questions seem to go really well so I am adding some more. As per usual these questions are entirely optional so answer only if you wish.

Onwards:

1. If you could be one for just 24 hours, what cereal box cartoon character would you be? Why?

the cocoa puff bird, cuz I'm just that damn cuckoo
2. What is your favorite way to waste time at work without getting caught?

find out sleepy hiding spot along the factory and get an hour's worth of shut eye

3. If you could have had the starring role in one film already made, which movie would you pick?

If Their Eyes were watching God, just so I could tickle Halle Berry's feet

4.If you owned a CB radio what would your "handle" be?

Shucky Duck

5.What is your concept of a fruitful day?

just being able to live it without being killed

6. If you were a Smurf, what would your name be?

Natural Smurf

7. If there was a whole different concept of reality (like The Matrix) what would it be?

time travel, just so I could go back in time and correct some mistakes made in the past


8. If you had unlimited money and space, what one thing would you add to your bedroom?

an Olympic sized swimming pool...the ni could jump from the bed into the water
HAVE FUN!

that's all folks!!!

 

[AngelOfDarkness]

1. If you could be one for just 24 hours, what cereal box cartoon character would you be? Why?

Tony the Tiger.

2. What is your favorite way to waste time at work without getting caught?

Not working but as seeing when I get my degree I wouldn't have that time since I'd be processing crime scenes.

3. If you could have had the starring role in one film already made, which movie would you pick?

Titanic.

4.If you owned a CB radio what would your "handle" be?

AOD.

5.What is your concept of a fruitful day?

Going to school.

6. If you were a Smurf, what would your name be?

Jeez...dunno.

7. If there was a whole different concept of reality (like The Matrix) what would it be?

The whole world was D/s related. 😛

8. If you had unlimited money and space, what one thing would you add to your bedroom?

More shelving for books.

 

[..Glamorous..]

1. If you could be one for just 24 hours, what cereal box cartoon character would you be? Why?

Trix rabbit, he is on something and I want some of it.

2. What is your favorite way to waste time at work without getting caught?

When I did work, it was Facebook and Myspace.

3. If you could have had the starring role in one film already made, which movie would you pick?

Taryn Manning's role in Crossroads (the Britney one).. because I swear I have never seen a character that acts so much like I do.

4.If you owned a CB radio what would your "handle" be?

Haha, I have no idea.

5.What is your concept of a fruitful day?

A whole day out of the house.

6. If you were a Smurf, what would your name be?

I'm already smurf-ish.

7. If there was a whole different concept of reality (like The Matrix) what would it be?

I couldn't even begin the imagine.

8. If you had unlimited money and space, what one thing would you add to your bedroom?

The biggest closet you have ever seen.

 

[CD216]

1. If you could be one for just 24 hours, what cereal box cartoon character would you be? Why?

Lucky from Lucky Charms. Cereal's bomb, and like AnnieHall said, gotta love the little Irish guy and his gold.

2. What is your favorite way to waste time at work without getting caught?

Throw on the ipod and look at stuff on the internet from the store computer for no apparent reason.

3. If you could have had the starring role in one film already made, which movie would you pick?

The Dark Knight as Joker, or Pulp Fiction.

4.If you owned a CB radio what would your "handle" be?

"That Guy"

5.What is your concept of a fruitful day?

Going to the gym, and getting my other miscellaneous crap finished. The less unintentional hanging around of the house, the better.

6. If you were a Smurf, what would your name be?

For all intents and purposes, let's just go with Chris, as it is my name, and I like my identity to a certain, read: ridiculously small, degree.

7. If there was a whole different concept of reality (like The Matrix) what would it be?

No idea, but that one philosophy class I took freshman year makes me lean toward that old "we're all nothing more than someone else's dream" concept since it's the only one I can think of offhand.

8. If you had unlimited money and space, what one thing would you add to your bedroom?

Hot tub yo... Always wanted one of them. If I can't get a good water line to the bedroom though, I'll go with a cache of tickle tools on the off chance I meet a girl who's into it one day.


Good questions Miss Serendipity.

 

[Fluffie]

1. If you could be one for just 24 hours, what cereal box cartoon character would you be? Why?

The Sugar Smacks Frog. I could then sell drugs without having to change my DBA.

2. What is your favorite way to waste time at work without getting caught?

Listening to music.

3. If you could have had the starring role in one film already made, which movie would you pick?

Deep Throat.. uh.. yeah that's all I could come up with.

4.If you owned a CB radio what would your "handle" be?

1012 10-4 Roger Over

5.What is your concept of a fruitful day?

When my kiddie pool outside isn't filled with green rainwater but instead cherries and grapes... oh yeah.

6. If you were a Smurf, what would your name be?

Lardo Smurf

7. If there was a whole different concept of reality (like The Matrix) what would it be?

The existence of senses outside of our spectrum of experience.

8. If you had unlimited money and space, what one thing would you add to your bedroom?

A panic button that when deployed teleports my house to some distant island in the mediterranean

 

[poopies]

1. If you could be one for just 24 hours, what cereal box cartoon character would you be? Why?

Tony the Tiger, because he gets to do all sorts of fun stuff like surf and play sports. Or the Trix Bunny, so I could kill those bastard children that are always stripping him of his yummy cereal and dignity.

2. What is your favorite way to waste time at work without getting caught?

Sudoku and minesweeper.

3. If you could have had the starring role in one film already made, which movie would you pick?

I'd be Sean Penn in 21 Grams, so I could suck on Naomi Watts' nipples 😀

4. If you owned a CB radio what would your "handle" be?

Professor Jive

5. What is your concept of a fruitful day?

Any day in which I go over my recommended Vitamin C intake.

6. If you were a Smurf, what would your name be?

Poopy Smurf?

7. If there was a whole different concept of reality (like The Matrix) what would it be?

It'd be a deviation of the String Theory... the Yarn Theory, but that would take an episode of NOVA to explain.

8. If you had unlimited money and space, what one thing would you add to your bedroom?

The Sun

 

[Flatfoot]

1. If you could be one for just 24 hours, what cereal box cartoon character would you be? Why?
I would be Cap'n Crunch, because NOBODY fucks with the Cap'n.

2. What is your favorite way to waste time at work without getting caught?
The nature of my job doesn't permit the wasting of time, but I'll browse the internet from my phone in the back of the truck between stops (after my deliveries are prepped, of course!).

3. If you could have had the starring role in one film already made, which movie would you pick?
Shoot, I dunno. I guess Frodo from the Lord of the Rings movies. It can't be that hard to look mopey and sickly while other people carry you around so you can throw a ring into a volcano.

4. If you owned a CB radio what would your "handle" be?
"Charlie Gulf"

5. What is your concept of a fruitful day?
A day where I can RELAX, UNDISTURBED by things OTHER PEOPLE WANT ME TO DO. It's a lot harder to come by, now that my in-laws live right down the street, God bless 'em.

6. If you were a Smurf, what would your name be?
I wouldn't be Brainy Smurf. I'd be "Logical Smurf", or "Curmudgeon Smurf".

7. If there was a whole different concept of reality (like The Matrix) what would it be?
This whole idea goes against what I believe. That's more of a "Plato-esque" view. I believe the reality we see is the real one, no smoke and mirrors. If I grab a banana out of the kitchen, that's exactly what I'm grabbing. It's not "the idea" of a banana. It's just a banana. I guess the closest thing I could use to answer the question would be my view of the after-life: Heaven, Purgatory, and Hell.

8. If you had unlimited money and space, what one thing would you add to your bedroom?
I'll forego the obvious addition of some sort of complex bondage equipment and say that we could use a TV over the dresser.

 

[Dussicar]

1. If you could be one for just 24 hours, what cereal box cartoon character would you be? Why?

The BOOBERRY ghost. He just looks so laid back...By that, I mean, stoned out of his fucking mind.

2. What is your favorite way to waste time at work without getting caught?

Wandering off into the corner of a random location and pretending I see something out of place.

If I pretend to look concerned enough, I can pull this schtick of for about twenty minutes.

3. If you could have had the starring role in one film already made, which movie would you pick?

I guess it's a toss up between Anton Chigur from No Country For Old Men and Jonah Hill's role in Superbad.

4.If you owned a CB radio what would your "handle" be?

Hamster McSlapmuff.

5.What is your concept of a fruitful day?

Going to the store to buy milk or cheese...And then going home to get loaded.

6. If you were a Smurf, what would your name be?

Fucknutz smurf.

7. If there was a whole different concept of reality (like The Matrix) what would it be?

A world where the WTO, NAFTA, G-8 etc, don't exist. A world where the common labourer(99% of the population) is smart enough to know what the hell is really going on and nip it in the bud before it gets worse.

8. If you had unlimited money and space, what one thing would you add to your bedroom?

Wood panneling.