If the world was to end in 2 wks, what would you do?

[brianspencer66]

Lets say a huge planetary object or some odd space matter or even a meteor was headed straight for the United States and was to blow us all to fried bacon bits? I mean not a crumb of earth dust left people ok? What would you do? Run down the street with a daisy in your ass naked and screaming "were all gonna die"? hug your spouse and kids for 2 weeks till the big rock hits like a boulder coming off a cliff in a roadrunner cartoon on the poor coyote? maybe you would go out looting at victorias secret? Maybe get those last few tickles in with all 40,000 people on the forum here? Well Im being serious here ya know and I really really really want your imput for when our collective number is up. If the moderator could assure us that there would be internet connection and a TMF on the other side that would make it a little easier for the big dirt nap so feel free to chime in too!

Thanks Lucifer

 

[maniactickler]

After a day of massive depression knowing its over, id immediately just go out and start tickling women everywhere. waiting for them when then leave bars or malls at night. hey, who cares, they going to put me away for life?

 

[tickles]

Hey Lucifer,

I likes the idea of daisy in the ass stroll thru the community, some of my neighbors would deserve THAT little gift....maybe I'd throw firecrackers too..not sure....... But, likely I would go to the grocery store...stock up....keep the kids and hubby home....eat what we want....watch movies, play games...stay together....let the kids do what they want....(no sibling violence though)....hug a lot...have sex with my hubby a lot.... 😎 ......not sure tickling would be a huge priority.....

oh yea...I'd let my cat eat real meat..and whetever else he may want to do....let him on the table...drink from the toilet...etc.

 

[The Sean Man]

To quote J.D from the movie "Heathers":

"Ahh, I don't know. Probably row out to the middle of a lake somewhere,
bring along a bottle of Tequila, my sax and.. some bac'."

 

[Capnmad]

Time with friends would be first, with family second, and then with myself or a significant other if I had one at the time of a similar mindset -- someone who really wants to enjoy their last moments (Lord knows I don't need to be around all the familial pre-destruction weeping and gnashing of teeth).

If it were an object only destined to wipe out all life, I suppose I'd buy a surfboard. And then, as soon as scientists figured out the trajectory and could find which ocean it'd hit, I'd find my way to the coast of that one. If they couldn't find out in time, I'd gamble and say Pacific. Then I'd row out, enjoy the peacefulness of the ocean, away from the chaos of humanity on the shore, and ride that bad-ass tidal wave as far as I could... Afterall, I've never been surfing before, and who cares about sharks now? I'm about to be taken out by a Mach One+ tidal wave (what act could better sum up the absurdity of existence?)! 😀

But if it were the size to essentially vaporize the planet, I'd steal a plane to get a bird's eye view of the destruction. When I see it coming, I'd shut off the engine and put her on glide to enjoy the silence and the whistling of the wind, maybe listen to a little music -- something soft and relaxing... I'm really fond of Josh Radin right now -- before the shockwave took me out. I've always thought explosions were strangely pretty.

 

[isabeau]

well i would basically do everything i'm doing now, only hubby would be home all day long, since there isn't any need to work..i would eat for a change..eat all the foods i deprived myself of..comfort foods...and i would try to read the books in my library shelves that i haven't read yet...take lots of walks, to enjoy the last of nature..i've always yearned to see England, hmm but would i really want to spend my last two weeks a tourist?

 

[milagros317]

Eat a lot of good food and drink a lot of good single malt whiskey. Not post so much. 😛

 

[brianspencer66]

Ahh very very good I see lots of hedonistic last minute thrills here, self reflection, solitary moments, time with the kiddies and a cat allowed to even enjoying that last refuge of a watering whole the dreaded toilet!! Id like to read more please time is running out!!!

Lucifer

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Not post so much. 😛

I'll believe that one when I see it.

I don't see this one doing anything different. I don't trust anyone or anything, so I'd be suspicious of the world actually ending right up until it did. That suspicion would keep me from doing anything odd. 😀

 

[maniactickler]

well i would basically do everything i'm doing now, only hubby would be home all day long, since there isn't any need to work..i would eat for a change..eat all the foods i deprived myself of..comfort foods...and i would try to read the books in my library shelves that i haven't read yet...take lots of walks, to enjoy the last of nature..i've always yearned to see England, hmm but would i really want to spend my last two weeks a tourist?

You kidding me? c'mon, you gotta go nuts! only 2 weeks left to live! at least put aside a day for me to come tickle ya!

 

[Headsnap]

Lets say a huge planetary object or some odd space matter or even a meteor was headed straight for the United States and was to blow us all to fried bacon bits?

Oh so when you say "world", you mean the US version of "world" as seen in the "World Series" which, curiously, involves teams from 4 countries or something. In that case if the "world" was going to end in 2 weeks I'd probably just shrug.

 

[phfttklr]

Oh so when you say "world", you mean the US version of "world" as seen in the "World Series" which, curiously, involves teams from 4 countries or something. In that case if the "world" was going to end in 2 weeks I'd probably just shrug.

Well, I gather when he said the world would end, I'm imagining some object so huge that even if it were to strike just the U.S., that it would effect everyone on earth. So, not even living in the U.K. would leave you safe.

...you now have two weeks.


I guess it would be spent with family and friends, although most of my family lives far away and travel would probably be impossible so friends and probably getting drunk,lol.
Can you imgaine the debauchery going on in the world at one time?

Don't quote me on this, but I'd say it was a safe bet that some sex just might be going on. 🙄

 

[brianspencer66]

Oh so when you say "world", you mean the US version of "world" as seen in the "World Series" which, curiously, involves teams from 4 countries or something. In that case if the "world" was going to end in 2 weeks I'd probably just shrug.

I guess I said heading towards the U.S. as to magnify extra detriment to Americans and we would be bacon bits. But I did mean the world and well you brits would be Link sausage!! So Goodbye to you too.

Uncle Luce

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

I would get even with everyone who ever hurt me physically and especially emotional

 

[asutickler]

I'd do what any single guy would do: I would go out and have sex with every single woman who finds me attractive enough.

...And once all two or three of them were done, I'd probably just play some video games or something. 😛

 

[nowayjose]

Go somewhere where there's no screaming madmen and people trying to fuck/murder me in the face of a breakdown of law and order, get a crate of beer and a little bit of this and that, and watch. Must be quite a spectacle.

 

[Mastertank1]

Well, assuming we had that much warning;

While most folks were still in shock or denial and store were therefore still accepting money, I would stock up on;
1-The very finest liquors and wines
2-An assortment of the very best cigars, pipe tobaccos and smoking pipes
3-Enough of my very favorite foods for myself and one or three others
4-Any of my favorite music that I don't already own copies of
5-DVD or CD ROM compediums of the most beautiful natural wonders and works of art in the world
6-A couple of electrical generators and plentiful fuel for them, just in case the power grid goes down before the end
7-A couple of reliable firearms with lots of ammo, in case I have to defend the above against individuals who had less forethought.

Before even doing any of that, I would get on the phone to several of my ex-significant others, all but one of whom are still friends, usually with priviledges, and if they are not currently in a relationship invite them to come to Pittsburgh to be with me until the end.

I would spend my last days enjoying the finest things in sensual life, while giving comfort, courage and pleasure to people I care about. What could be better than that?

 

[Headsnap]

I guess I said heading towards the U.S. as to magnify extra detriment to Americans and we would be bacon bits. But I did mean the world and well you brits would be Link sausage!! So Goodbye to you too.

Uncle Luce

In that case some people would be dying. EDIT: And I mean early as opposed to when the meteor hits.

 

[brianspencer66]

Gee thats a wonderful new loop ya got there headsnap. Was the male dog drinking the night before?

 

[isabeau]

While most folks were still in shock or denial and store were therefore still accepting money, I would stock up on;
1-The very finest liquors and wines
2-An assortment of the very best cigars, pipe tobaccos and smoking pipes
3-Enough of my very favorite foods for myself and one or three others
4-Any of my favorite music that I don't already own copies of
5-DVD or CD ROM compediums of the most beautiful natural wonders and works of art in the world
6-A couple of electrical generators and plentiful fuel for them, just in case the power grid goes down before the end
7-A couple of reliable firearms with lots of ammo, in case I have to defend the above against individuals who had less forethought.

Before even doing any of that, I would get on the phone to several of my ex-significant others, all but one of whom are still friends, usually with priviledges, and if they are not currently in a relationship invite them to come to Pittsburgh to be with me until the end.

I would spend my last days enjoying the finest things in sensual life, while giving comfort, courage and pleasure to people I care about. What could be better than that?

ooo i wanna come...that sounds perfect..

 

[Mastertank1]

As I have told you before;

ooo i wanna come...that sounds perfect..

You will always be welcome at my place under any circumstances, but especially so under the circumstances being discussed in this thread.
Mitch
aka

 

[Strider]

Probably have some sort of Masque of the Red Death-esque 'End of the World Bash'. Stock up on Jager, Rumpleminze, Goldschlager, 151, buffalo grass vodka and whiskey. Get quite a few 8-balls. Invite all my friends over and go out with a degree of decadence that makes late-period Rome look like England under Cromwell.

 

[phatteus]

Aside from what everyone else has been saying, I would go to work and make sweet love to the four gorgeous women I work with, and let them all tickle me senseless....

 

[SlaverTickler]

Hmmm

Quit my job and relax at home.

 

[chicago]

Last two weeks to live?

I'd travel Europe, visit some relatives in Ireland. Spend a few days with family and friends here, and write like a madwoman in a vain attempt to leave something worthwhile behind once I die.