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If you had to choose a way to die what would it be.

BigJim said:
I would like to die in a lightsabre duel with JimBlast. 😀

Oh, I see...figure out which one takes on the Master, eh? Just when you think you've got 'em well-trained.

Padawans...sheesh. 🙄
 
I would like to die in my sleep like my Grandfather did Not screaming like the passengers in his car:evilha:
 
Dave2112 said:
Oh, I see...figure out which one takes on the Master, eh? Just when you think you've got 'em well-trained.

Padawans...sheesh. 🙄


And who would be the master then, oh wise and benificent one? 😀
 
gen.zod said:
I would like to die in my sleep like my Grandfather did Not screaming like the passengers in his car:evilha:


Used to have a bumper sticker that said that 😀
 
BigJim said:
I thought you meant the Sith master?

You think that two Padawans can duel each other and then assume the title of Sith Lord? We really have to have a lesson about that arrogance of yours. Look what it did to that sweet little Skywalker kid...

(By the way, Lime, I didn't get a PM from you...sure you sent it?)
 
like my maternal grandfather..

.. standing in line at the post office, cracking jokes.
but, i want it to be the week after my 100th birthday.
that way i can most likely see grand kids get married, and such.
barring that, maybe a sucking chest wound, received while foiling a terrorist attack or something.

steve
 
gen.zod said:
I would like to die in my sleep like my Grandfather did Not screaming like the passengers in his car:evilha:


I was waiting to see if there were any Emo Phillips fnas in this thread!

~ toyou
 
q-ball said:
There is one way I want to die, at the age of 96 ,being shot in the back by a jealous husband...lol.I would like to die in my sleep and fast with no great pain, that may make me sound like a wimp,I am a wimp, and I can think of no better way to go.

q-ball

Another Benny Hill quote:

From: Go 'round again

He was just 91 on the day he passed on,
It was the way that he hoped it would be,
He was shot by a beauty queen's husband
In a fit of jealousy.
As he lay on the floor a priest was sent forward,
And with his last breath Johnny confessed,
"I spent all of my money on woman and drink
And like a fool I squandered the rest."


~ toyou
 
I have already decided this long ago, and am acting it out right now.

I am currently committing suicide via the old age method.
 
Apparently BOFH would like to die peacefully in his sheep.


No, you didn't read that wrong. 😀
 
Having been too close to the real thing twice in my life...once via the bumper of a Linclon Navigator, and once in an operating table...I think I'll pass on anything simple.

I'll say I'd like to go kicking, biting, and shredding the reaper's newest long black cloak. Let me add that I will then haunt the lucky bastard who didn't save my life....and maybe causing new life to bubble up on far away planets with the horrifyingly pissed off sound from my screams as I go.

Hmm, that all being said, let's just say that I plan to live...if not long, then full.

It's good to be alive.
Jo
 
extreme old age, lying on a hammock under a palm tree in florida.

a corona at my side.
 
Baron

I didn't know you liked corona?

I would like to die in my sleep at a nice old age of let's say between 85 and 90!
 
Well, hopefully, it'd be after a long and happy life. After that, I'd guess I'd put forth dying peacefully after tickling and pleasuring a lovely lady and her feet (yes, a foot guy 😀 ), or giving up my life for a loved one, friend, or even a stranger.

Smiley
 
JoBelle said:
Having been too close to the real thing twice in my life...once via the bumper of a Linclon Navigator, and once in an operating table...I think I'll pass on anything simple.

I'll say I'd like to go kicking, biting, and shredding the reaper's newest long black cloak. Let me add that I will then haunt the lucky bastard who didn't save my life....and maybe causing new life to bubble up on far away planets with the horrifyingly pissed off sound from my screams as I go.

Hmm, that all being said, let's just say that I plan to live...if not long, then full.

It's good to be alive.
Jo



Now that's style! 😀 :blaugh:
 
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