Irritating two-liners for TMF members ...

[Biscuit]

The first one is easy

"He's got a pen, he's got a saber ...

let's go watch him tickle that young un-du-laa-tor ... Wonder Dave!"

Scooby is next (almost as easy)

Yeah, yeah, I know, don't quit my day job

 

[Biscuit]

Next is

"She's a ticklish little writer, with a great big heart, she's really cool ...

Get's tickled so often, let's hope she graduates from school ... Tummy01"

Yes, I heard that. ::dodges fruit::

"He'll poke your side with his tongue in cheek,

and cajole you with his British humor, he's quite .. unique. RedInjun"


Anybody smell that?

 

[Biscuit]

And

"He's a gothic pirate-tickler, who'd a thunk it

when the parrot gets irritating, he tells the crew to dunk it ... MaraudingOne"



"Sound out his name, to get a grip on his psyche

When he was young, he tickled the girls right off their bikey ... Deviancy"

Hah, you missed ... OW! ::hobbles away::

 

[Dave2112]

Biscuit, buddy?

You DO know that when you paint, you're supposed to open a window, right?

Just checkin'...

 

[Marauder]

Irritating doesn't even begin to describe those posts, Biscuit... *groan*

 

[dvnc]

'Least our pal Biscuit figured out my constant-ridden name...

...but, bikey?

Yer an amusin' gent, Biscuit. Mad, but amusin'.

dvnc

 

[tklr5150]

dvnc = deviancy? I can't believe I never got that before! Moron much?

And Biscuit . . . you either need more medication or less. I'm not sure which.

 

[Biscuit]

Also

He lives in a van, making cartoon sounds,

and he's the biggest squirrel hater around ... ScoobD.Dog"

Zoiks!



You'll never catch meeee!




"He runs a tickling vid company, so if we misbehave I doubt he'll report us

one of the best producers around, and certainly the shortest ... JefftheNapoleonlike"



Now, where DID my posting priveleges go, Myriads? ...

Smokin...

 

[Dave2112]

Biscuit? When you throw your clothes in the dryer...

...You wouldn't happen to still be IN them, woudja??

 

[tummyticklish01]

I think these things are kinda cute

Just Kidding!

Actually, just kidding once more, there's not TOO bad

 

[Slappy McGee]

it takes a clever man to arouse such indignant anger and pain biscuit.....please stop.

just kidding

Slappy

 

[JoBelle]

I dare say the man has a creative streak....somewhere?? But here???

Maybe it's the "artist" in me. But I actually like these..lol. Keep 'em comin'.

Jo

 

[tklr5150]

Like the rhyming couplets of William Shakespeare and the "wap-bop-a-lu-wap" of a young Richard Penniman, these two-liner gems utilize sounds produced by human animals. Bravo!

 

[Biscuit]

Don't forget

"He claims to love her laughter while he hangs her from the rafter

writes unusual stories, even repairs english lorries ... Laughsatlove"

She's aaa

"Bongo-beating, coffee swilling artist, claims to be a southern belle

I think if she's not careful with Q, he'll send her straight to tickle-hell ... JoBellessimo"

 

[Biscuit]

And

"Jessica Alba's number one fan at the stock market

he's recently been teasing us all by getting Playmates to park it (in the stocks) ... Walleyed$treet!"

 

[Krokus]

Walut The Faluck????

LOL......This Is Quite Amusing!

 

[JoBelle]

It IS amusing isn't it??

It's wonderfully entertaining~! I feel famous...giggle...and a bit scared. d'OH!~
Jo

 

[hawkikim]

Re: It IS amusing isn't it??

It's wonderfully entertaining~! I feel famous...giggle...and a bit scared.

Wanna see something REALLY scary?

I'm speaking of writings by someone named BISCUIT
I THOUGHT he was cute, but now I wouldn't risk it...

(I'll take my tongue out of my cheek now)

Kimmie

 

[Dave2112]

Oh crap. It's spreading...

Funny stuff, guys. It's nice to see us just goofing around sometimes. Good thread, Biscuit.

Although I do suggest barbequing outdoors once in awhile, buddy.

 

[Biscuit]

He's

"A cold-war veteran, stern and hard as steel

Drinks vodka, tickles eastern europeans, and occasionally even cops a feel ... Strelnovik"

HAH! Missed.

"She's droll, but never crass, till someone kicks her in the ...bum

then she's really quite fiesty, piercing comments are her chum ... hawkspeckathereyesKim"

OW! (note to self, install trapdoor under stage for quick exits)

 

[TicklingDuo]

WOW!...those are limp, Bisquit!

 

[Biscuit]

??Am I finished??

"She cracks a mean whip, wears leather and chains

But tickle her feet, and she'll let you hold the reins! ... RetiredMistress"

Crack! OW! Darned whip stings ... !

"His title of Distinguished Older Tickler, better known as DOT

has on occasion caused concern, since his ticklees all agree he's the best at finding the Spot ... QshipCarrioneater"

Sssomebody Stop Me! Davis, help!

 

[Biscuit]

And the Master

"He's a fountain of information, mainstream and celebrity galore

His name promises not to tickle, but I wouldn't believe it, like his girlfriend before ... NonIWon'tTickle"

You people have slow arms, or my trapdoor is amazingly fast, pick one

 

[TicklingIsLife]

What is/was this really supposed to be about

 

[venray]

It's like Seinfeld.......

.......A show about nothing done all in good fun!