c7_assassin
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Like many of you, I was incredulous. Like many of you, I was slightly appalled. Like many of you, I thought the sensation of so much meat sliding greasily down my throat would trigger alter-boy flashbacks. I though I could not possibly like the KFC double down sandwich.
I am a big enough man to admit when I have been wrong.
It may look like a simple wad of questionable meat products glued together with Cheez-wiz. But trust me, this sandwich is the ugly duckling of food products. This sandwich is Rachel Leigh Cook, and your mouth is prom she's about to rock. Your stomach is the Freddie Prinze Jr. who once doubted her, but is now ready to face up to his mistakes and have nubile art-school beaver rubbed all over his chin.
This sandwich is like having sex with Angelina Jolie in a giant tub of bacon fat. It's like Jesus showing up at your home, informing you that the only way to save the world is to slaughter all your worst enemies, and then handing you a functional lightsaber. Actually, it's like both those things, only they're happening in your mouth, shooting deliciousness-chemicals directly into your brain.
I am in no way exaggerating.
I actually filmed myself eating one. See how happy I look down there? You can't fake that, people. It's real. Salvation is real. Spread the word.
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I am a big enough man to admit when I have been wrong.
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Pictured: the greatest moment in some lucky bastard's life.
Pictured: the greatest moment in some lucky bastard's life.
It may look like a simple wad of questionable meat products glued together with Cheez-wiz. But trust me, this sandwich is the ugly duckling of food products. This sandwich is Rachel Leigh Cook, and your mouth is prom she's about to rock. Your stomach is the Freddie Prinze Jr. who once doubted her, but is now ready to face up to his mistakes and have nubile art-school beaver rubbed all over his chin.
This sandwich is like having sex with Angelina Jolie in a giant tub of bacon fat. It's like Jesus showing up at your home, informing you that the only way to save the world is to slaughter all your worst enemies, and then handing you a functional lightsaber. Actually, it's like both those things, only they're happening in your mouth, shooting deliciousness-chemicals directly into your brain.
I am in no way exaggerating.
I actually filmed myself eating one. See how happy I look down there? You can't fake that, people. It's real. Salvation is real. Spread the word.
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