It sucks!

[goodtickler]

sometimes I hate being a tattoo artist with a foot fetish. Every girl that wants a foot tattoo just plops her feet on my lap. I have to be and always am professional about it, but it sucks. It's great i see a bunch of sexy feet all the time, but it hurts that i can't pursue. I just had to vent and get that off my chest.

 

[hlkkln]

Did anybody want tattoo to sole?

 

[milagros317]

I can imagine the frustration. 😱

 

[general thade]

That's tough goodtickler. What was the coolest foot tattoo you've created?

 

[goodtickler]

the best foot tattoo i did was a bunch of nautical stars. it went from her toes to up and around her ankle.

 

[rhiannon]

That must have hurt like hell.

 

[TheTickleMonster]

I agree, that does sound painful.

 

[robmic]

I feel for ya about the frustration. No way to finagle a massage to ease the pain from the tattoo?

 

[chicago]

Foot fetish is like one of the most common sexual preferences around. What's the problem? Granted rubbing the feet you were just paid to tattoo might not be professional, but is there no one to indulge you in your off time?

 

[Antarion]

I didn't know we had a tattoo artist here, and I know I shouldn't ask this considering the topic, but...

Being a tattoo artist, I'd like your opinion. I want to get one of those cheesy "I <3 Mom" Tattoos. The ones with 'Mom' IN a little heart. I'm not sure what design I'd really like... What would you reccomend?

 

[Sodahead]

Foot fetish is like one of the most common sexual preferences around. What's the problem? Granted rubbing the feet you were just paid to tattoo might not be professional, but is there no one to indulge you in your off time?

You're right about it being common, but it might be hard for those of us who are more shy to broach the subject with folks. I understand his frustration

 

[chicago]

You're right about it being common, but it might be hard for those of us who are more shy to broach the subject with folks. I understand his frustration

Understandable. Not everyone is as open-minded as we'd like to hope, but it's nothing to be ashamed of. Not saying he is, I just know a lot of us have felt that way at some point or another.

 

[Sodahead]

Understandable. Not everyone is as open-minded as we'd like to hope, but it's nothing to be ashamed of. Not saying he is, I just know a lot of us have felt that way at some point or another.

Yeah. I've heard so many people throw the term "foot fetish" around with a negative connotation attached to it. That's probably why some of us (me included) are shy about it

 

[Libertine]

Not an attempt to hijack

Yeah. I've heard so many people throw the term "foot fetish" around with a negative connotation attached to it. That's probably why some of us (me included) are shy about it

Calling someone a 'queer' or 'mongoloid' etc. etc. is now frowned upon by The Powers That Be. I suspect 'foot fetishist' is the one insult they'll allow to remain non-actionable in law...

 

[Wolf]

Foot fetish is like one of the most common sexual preferences around. What's the problem? Granted rubbing the feet you were just paid to tattoo might not be professional, but is there no one to indulge you in your off time?

Not only is it common, but pretty tame compared to other stuff that people are into.
And while I'm not really a foot guy, myself, I've never known a woman who didn't enjoy a nice foot rub, especially before sex. But not instead of it.

 

[TickVix]

Sounds like an blessing and a curse. Having pretty feet in your lap all the time and can't enjoy them beyond your profession of tattooing them at those moments. It certainly sounds difficult.

 

[FeatherEndeavor]

I feel ya man. Even during the summer when there are flip-flops everywhere it's hard to concentrate and to not stare. So to have to do your job while the feet are in your lap, I can't even imagine.

So like someone asked earlier has anyone asked for a tattoo one the sole? And have you had a girlfriend since you've become a tattoo artist and if so how did she feel about you having feet in your lap knowing you have a fetish?

 

[Bator]

I had a girlfriend that wanted to have my name tattooed to the side of her foot. I couldn't handle it. It was if she had done that, it would be like an engagement, I would have to marry her and I wasn't ready. Btw, I was 18 at the time.

 

[C.A.B.]

sometimes I hate being a tattoo artist with a foot fetish. Every girl that wants a foot tattoo just plops her feet on my lap. I have to be and always am professional about it, but it sucks. It's great i see a bunch of sexy feet all the time, but it hurts that i can't pursue. I just had to vent and get that off my chest.

So flirt.

Her: "I wanna (_ _ _ _ ) tat right there." *plops feet in your lap.
You: *pause with concerned look. "Hmmmmm... Uh oh."
Her: "What?"
You: *Pause and examine feet more closely. "Oh my..."
Her: "What? What's wrong?"
You: "Are you sure you want to tat these beauties... I mean... *pause ...they are absolutely gorgeous as they are.
Her: "meh... they're just feet... i think they're ugly..."
You: "No, no... I see feet all the time here... but these... they're beautiful." *Look her in her eyes, smile. "Very attractive... erotic and sexy ...Like you."
Her: pfft... *blushes
You: "I'll be extra careful with these lovely's, now relax..."

* Tattoo as usual

You: "There... Here's your aftercare instructions. But..."
Her: "But what?"
You: "I want you to call me in a week and I want to see you again .... (*pause)...so I can check the work. I want these sexy beauties to be .... perfect. *give your personal phone number.

Date. Enjoy.

 

[chicago]

I'd be careful about calling a customer's feet 'erotic,' but that's just me. Could go a lot of different ways. Should be fine if you don't follow with putting her foot in your crotch lol.

 

[Jagermeistered]

I was gonna say, boobs... Never mind 😀

Thank you, CAB...

 

[C.A.B.]

I'd be careful about calling a customer's feet 'erotic,' but that's just me. Could go a lot of different ways. Should be fine if you don't follow with putting her foot in your crotch.

I suppose in this litigious modern world of ours; one could get fired for far less flirtatiousness then using the word "erotic" if the customer and the boss wants to be shitty... I'm sure tat artists have been fired for simply winking, let alone lingering to close to a clit ring. What a world.

Flirt and enjoy your life!

 

[chicago]

Well, saying someone's feet are 'erotic' is akin to a more poetic way of saying they give you a chubby lol. Proceed with caution, ha.

 

[C.A.B.]

Well, saying someone's feet are 'erotic' is akin to a more poetic way of saying they give you a chubby lol. Proceed with caution, ha.

That's the point. Although I would avoid the Annie's vernacular "chubby" in poetic flirtation.

 

[chicago]

lmfao yeah, and when applying said foot to crotch, refer to it as your 'throbbing member.' It's much more poetic and the laydeezzzz love that shit.