I still think he needs to just do it, and see for himself what happens.
I think there are actually TWO reality checks we need here, so everyone can get a good nights sleep.
Chelsea Handler will probably never even GET his request, or if she does, will immediately chunk it in the garbage.
But there's also a group that is deathly afraid of Chelsea "exposing us" and then all hell rages down on us on the forum.
I know where this fear comes from - the mainstream, but mostly cable media.
We've all seen what happens to anyone or group who gets trapped in the media crosshairs - an onslaught of negative publicity, made up shit, "experts" who blow up an issue to inflate their own importance.
They fear that Chelsea will get their request, and be horrified! Then bring it up on air, and rail against these sick perverts who want her to be TICKLED! Then the media will pick it up, and just take off with it, and it'll be embellished and spun and distorted.
We've been discovered!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All day long on Fox News and MSNBC you'll see scores of people who will talk about how sick and demented these ticklephiles are....something MUST BE DONE! Legislation will be enacted...crack downs must be cracked down......think about THE CHILDREN!!!!
You'll be tickling your wife after a nice dinner, and then the SWAY team will smash down your door and arrest you both, and drag you out the house, feather in hand, on a perp walk through cursing screaming neigbors who demand you be burned at the stake!!!
Yeah.....that's not going to happen either! So relax.
As someone said earlier, just type in "tickling" into Google - the tickling forum's the first entry that pops up. There are THOUSANDS of people who come here. There are only 50 states, and a few countries really represented. People already heard about us when the Bachelor chick appeared in those FM Concepts tickling videos.
Big deal, nothing came about from that, except that FM Concepts probably sold a shitload of those videos after that.
And besides, there are hundreds, if not thousands of sex related forums out there. Tickling, pantyhose, stockings (yes, those are different, and boy do the stocking guys or pantyhose guys go apeshit if you post the wrong kind on their forums!) barefoot forums, furries, sneezing, spanking, big tits, small tits, just plain old sex......
And many stars get asked if they are ticklish, or like being spanked, or whatever fetish interest people get off on.
So we've been "discovered" by anyone who ever typed in tickling in any search engine...along with the other 14 million sites that list tickling in them.
No one cares.
So when they mail her - and at this point you know they will, ...who cares? Nothing will come of it because no one cares. It's how life works, fetishes will always be looked upon as odd or strange, because they're usually spoken about when bad things happen. Foot fetish guy harasses shoppers in store, breaks into sleeping women's house, etc. Weird doctor spanks patients while they're knocked out. Guy steals women's panties.
After saving 20 people from an apartment fire, the hero usually doesn't tell the media that "Oh, by the way, I really enjoy tickling my wife's feet while she wears some sexy lingerie!"
