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Memo to Matt Damon

On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the minibar... :doublefinger:
 
Matt Damon said:
On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the minibar... :doublefinger:
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YOU HOME-WRECKING BEANTOWN PRICK! I OUGHTTA CUT OFF YOUR LAST REMAINING TESTICLE AND FORCE FEED IT TO BEN AFFLECK! :rant:

SS
 
Can I just say I love that Matt Damon is in on this thread? I mean, I thought he'd go for the vagina/clitoris thread, but I guess this one makes sense too.
 
Hey Snailshell, how do you like them apples?

...You get it? Because I'm talking about her breasts.
 
Matt Damon said:
Hey Snailshell, how do you like them apples?

...You get it? Because I'm talking about her breasts.
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You two timing BASTARD!!!

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