Mini-Rants - For the Ranter who's on the go!

[Senshi1]

Hey all! Thread is exactly as the title suggests. :super_hap If you've got something you're annoyed about, but can't be bothered to write a full rant about it, just stick it here! I'll start.



The character "Bayman" on Dead or Alive does nothing but break arms and legs. It's like, the only thing he knows how to do, and it gets real old after a while.


Actually that's all I've got for now, lol. But feel free to put up as many rants as you like. XD Happy venting!

 

[TKLVR181]

Oy. Headaches. WTF??!! I mean, WHY did God create a world where stress makes you HURT??! At LEAST make it so that you can CONCENTRATE when you're stressed, not IN PAIN that make sit HARDER to concentrate!!!! >=o Does that make ANY sense to ANYBODY???!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Canadian Ninja1]

I'm a history major. I skipped the lower level courses at first and took the higher level, more specific classes. When I was proofreading papers for other students, my thoughts were always, "Who taught you how to write? Didn't they teach you in the lower level courses?"

Now that I'm in the lower level courses as requirements? No. No they didn't. It's a history course and there's no fucking papers. I cannot fathom this in the slightest.

 

[Comfort Eagle]

Remember, awhile back, when Americans weren't so fucking divided? Damn, that was fucking awesome. Nobody gave a shit about how liberal or conservative someone was. Everybody's so damn Red/Blue now. It fucking blows. We need us some fucking unity. Now. Agreeing with the war or not, we need us some fucking unity.

"Ya know what, Jenny Liberal?"
"What's that, Joey Republican?"
"I fucking love pizza."
"You know what, I love pizza too."
"Let's go order us a pizza."
"Sounds badass. Friend."

And then, everything will be cool.:super_hap


Untill they argue over toppings.

"You'd LOVE Pepperoni won't ya Joey?"
"Why you gotta break balls Commie bitch"
"Sorry if I don't wanna kill animals"
"blah blah bitch blah"


I'm bummed now. 🙁

 

[Comfort Eagle]

Also I want to have my own private ball-pit. Don't care how much. I'm getting me a ball pit.

 

[duck171]

I hate all these sitcoms that make men look like idiots and helpless fools ( everybody loves ramond ). The men in these shows are willing dominated by their women and are shown as bad fathers. Like men are to dumb to even breath without a women telling them how to do it. Im not hating on women, I love them, but this domination is sick. I cant stand how my gender looks. Like they all have no balls and no brains. Well, thats what is pissing me off today.

 

[Timewarp]

I hate it when...someone copies your ideas.

But at the same time...makes me feel appreciated. 🙂

 

[IcelandCreature]

I'm hungry and I forgot to go shopping. Now I'm too lazy to go get groceries, but I'm also too hungry to do much else.

That is all. >_>

 

[FeatherDaemon1]

I hate all these sitcoms that make men look like idiots and helpless fools ( everybody loves ramond ). The men in these shows are willing dominated by their women and are shown as bad fathers. Like men are to dumb to even breath without a women telling them how to do it. Im not hating on women, I love them, but this domination is sick. I cant stand how my gender looks. Like they all have no balls and no brains. Well, thats what is pissing me off today.

Blame the advertising companies! You stole my thunder on this one. I am so sick and tired of the idiot husband / smart wife commercials. It was cute for a while, now I just change the channel when I hear or see one. It's that freaking annoying. These are everywhere. The only variant these commercials have is when they overcompensate for the man. Oh yes I come home, park my 5 ton truck on the front lawn with the bed filled with rocks and re-bar. We're either morons or cavemen there's no happy medium.

 

[Journia]

I am tired of seeing a commercial where, when there is a black male with something that could be seen as wealth, he is looking like a half white male. I am also tired of seeing so many caucasian people on the commercials. everytime I look at a commercial a blonde haired blue eyes man or woman just plastered all over the television screen. I am so freaking tired of seeing the same shitlock scenes of come over here and sit with me. And stuff like that.

It never ceases to amaze me how you can look at a commercial and see a type of glasses on somebody and immediately say..."He's Gay." It annoys me. Another thing, Gay Men Who Hit On Me...
Stop Hitting on me!!!
I am not gay, not do I desire to make man love to you. I know I am good looking. I have very...very good genes...I don't care to share them with you. If you marry anyone in my family who is a female you can have offspring that have these genes. If yours don't fudge it up....either way, I am not going to make my hand look like a fireman going down the firepole like an elevator. Leave me A-LONE!!!!! *gasps for breath*

Girls who think that a male is too dumb to take anything like rejection without hurting them...
I am not a neanderthal. I am not going to hurt you if you deny me friendship. Do not give me the crap about your boyfriend. I will look at your boyfriend and roll my eyes. I don't want to be your boyfriend, I want to be your friend. If I ask you to teach me Su do ku, I am not asking you to be my girlfriend and let me kiss you in public. That is too much affection for one week! I am only asking to be taught Su Do Ku. Nothing more, nothing less. If you would quit with your hang ups and not take everything I say at face value, then you would see, there is an elite class of males out there which are more suited for you than the one you have most likely. Unless you just have a caste system mind, where you can't fathom, having an Elite for a friend. Perhaps I have to tell you this in your Ghetto-Vally Girl- Idiotic language..

Ghetto- Girl! I don't need you to be a fuckin' girlfriend, I gots me some bitches my own self!

Vally Girl- I am soooo like, "Ohmygosh! I don't need to be your stupid boyfriend I justwanna play Su Do Ku."

Idiotic- Duh...I don't think I wanna be yer boyfriend....I just wanna learn to play sudoku....

Get the picture? You prick me off you pissants!!!!!!!!

I am done for now....beware....I am evil.....

 

[tkpatience]

I'm in a joke of a film school that's a joke of a college. The drop out rate here is 66%. Tonight I asked my teacher to get on the ball and be more strict (do his job) and he said that he wanted to give everyone more freedom. When you're an art major the last thing you want from teachers is freedom.

Teachers are professionals who are paid to tell you that you're work needs improvement as well as suggesting ways in which to improve. If you don't want to teach, don't become a teacher.

 

[Journia]

I'm in a joke of a film school that's a joke of a college. The drop out rate here is 66%. Tonight I asked my teacher to get on the ball and be more strict (do his job) and he said that he wanted to give everyone more freedom. When you're an art major the last thing you want from teachers is freedom.

Teachers are professionals who are paid to tell you that you're work needs improvement as well as suggesting ways in which to improve. If you don't want to teach, don't become a teacher.

I hear that....

 

[Timewarp]

I hate people who draw pictures that express loneliness...but whenever there's a person in it that person is good looking. Good looking people aren't lonely. Show me the fat guy with glasses crying. Show me a completely average person with no discreening talent. Show me someone who's whole life is pleaseing others without getting anything back. Those are lonely people.

 

[Journia]

I hate people who draw pictures that express loneliness...but whenever there's a person in it that person is good looking. Good looking people aren't lonely. Show me the fat guy with glasses crying. Show me a completely average person with no discreening talent. Show me someone who's whole life is pleaseing others without getting anything back. Those are lonely people.

Apitidefu Totalum

 

[duck171]

I also hate Carlos Mencia's rants. Dude, it was funny for a while but shut the hell up. We get it. Move on. Find something else you can do and make people laugh, its getting old. Oh wait, you mean that different races act different? Oh my God I never knew that until you pionted out the obvious. Thank you Carlos.

 

[Comfort Eagle]

I hate people who draw pictures that express loneliness...but whenever there's a person in it that person is good looking. Good looking people aren't lonely. Show me the fat guy with glasses crying. Show me a completely average person with no discreening talent. Show me someone who's whole life is pleaseing others without getting anything back. Those are lonely people.

Fuckin' Eh! :laughing:

 

[Jawa]

Been having a rough day.
You know what Pisses me off? MOUNTAIN-DEW. Sure, I LOVE it... and I was THRILLED when they made Mountain-Dew Code-Red. Kick ass and all, but I wasn't thrilled about Mountain-Dew Livewire. Okay... Pepsi is trying to SUCKER you into buying ORANGE SODA with the MOUNTAIN-DEW label on it. (on a side note, Orange Soda is the HIGHEST selling Flavor of Soda out there. the LOWEST selling Flavor: GRAPE. FYI)
And then they make MOUNTAIN-DEW: GAME-FUEL. A 'Citrus-Cherry' Soda. HMM... Not ONLY are they mixing LIVEWIRE and CODE-RED, but they're shamelessly WHORING out HALO-3. (Nothing against the game, but it's been doing SO well, if you label a Bag of Horse-Shit with the 'Halo-3' Endorsement, or a Picture of the Master-Chief... it's gonna be gone before you BLINK. Believe me. I TRIED it.)
AND FINALLY: MOUNTAIN-DEW BAJA BLAST. They only SELL it as a FOUNTAIN DRINK in TACO BELL. WHAT. THE. FOOK. SERIOUSLY.

 

[Master Chief]

Holy smokes I'm famous! J/K

 

[GaryGoafer]

I hate it when people misspell words in their native language deliberately because its 'quicker', but more specifically I hate it when the word isn't even shortened by their spelling. For example, the word 'cool' seems to be trendy to misspell, as 'kool'. What the hell is that? Its not even a bloody abbreviation.

 

[johnttickle]

I hate mean people that are mean just for the sake of being mean, or have a superiority complex.

Also people that mug Grandmothers and others that can't defend themselves. Grrrrrrrrrr 😡

Aloha, John

 

[duck171]

I hate girls who think that every guy who talks to them wants to sleep with them. They dont even give a chance to just hang out or be friends. Sorry honey, I have a girl friend who is beautiful and not an F-ing beotch. Dont flatter yourself. I aint that impressed.

Dang, I feel better!

 

[TKLVR181]

I'm broke. I mean, my grandmother and I are IN DANGER OF HAVING THE WASHING MACHINE REPOSESSED broke. It's scary. And she's REALLY freaked out about it, how'm I supposed to act?? Scared? Noo, I have to be the big one and be all reassuring...f**k that. I am NOT a happy camper

 

[vmandude1]

why the bloody hell do i have to live 600 miles away from my girlfriend. i wanna be with her, she needs my moral support because her fucking family is abusive and heartless. i cant hug her and kiss her and cuddle with her and tell her itll b all right because of the fucking distance between us. THIS SUCKS

 

[duck171]

why the bloody hell do i have to live 600 miles away from my girlfriend. i wanna be with her, she needs my moral support because her fucking family is abusive and heartless. i cant hug her and kiss her and cuddle with her and tell her itll b all right because of the fucking distance between us. THIS SUCKS

Dude I hear you all the way. That sounds just like my gf's family. We arent 600 miles apart but a couple hundred. Man seriously, you just described the story of my life the last two years. It sucs soooo bad.

 

[Journia]

why the bloody hell do i have to live 600 miles away from my girlfriend. i wanna be with her, she needs my moral support because her fucking family is abusive and heartless. i cant hug her and kiss her and cuddle with her and tell her itll b all right because of the fucking distance between us. THIS SUCKS

I feel you...*points to my heart* right there.