Odd questions thread

[milagros317]

Because we have run out of odd questions. 😛

Here is a question guaranteed to have an odd answer:
What is the average (mean) of 2, 6, and 7?

 

[kevin_kidnapped]

Someone I know will be ecstatic to learn that the answer is F-I-V-E

Why does water run, and not walk instead?

 

[arachnid95]

Because then we wouldn't have "rapids."

How does time fly without wings?

 

[milagros317]

You have been misinformed. Time has wings, gossamer wings in fact. 😀

How low is down low?

 

[kevin_kidnapped]

Lower than low obviously.

Why is air invisible?

 

[arachnid95]

It's in hiding. It's afraid for its life because everybody's always trying to break wind or shoot the breeze... XD

What would water be like if it wasn't wet?

 

[milagros317]

Water would be dry as a bone. 😱

How bad was the big, bad wolf?

 

[kevin_kidnapped]

He's bad, bad, big bad wolf...Badder than old King Kong and meaner than a junkyard dog

How come you can never dig a hole to China?

 

[arachnid95]

Because it's super illegal, and they'll throw you into prison when you come out the other end.

How, precisely, is it possible for a cow to jump over the moon...?

 

[pseudonym]

The cow is using performance-enhancing drugs.

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

 

[milagros317]

Because almost everything is ass-backward.

Why don't elephants just forget everything?

 

[Mrcool]

Elephants are always scarred as children

What will happen if shove my Dick in a fan

 

[milagros317]

Presuming that the fan is on, you will be very sorry indeed. 😱

Since twins are uncommon, why do women have two breasts?

 

[Mrcool]

Presuming that the fan is on, you will be very sorry indeed. 😱

Since twins are uncommon, why do women have two breasts?

Because two is better then one

Does scooby doo do the dew

 

[milagros317]

Scooby Doo used to do the dew, but he doesn't do the dew any more. 🙁

How far up is up?

 

[Mrcool]

Up enough to be be uppity

Can I be a real boy

 

[milagros317]

No, not a really really real boy, sorry.

Are there any real boys left?

 

[Mrcool]

No only real toys

Are you ready for freddy

 

[arachnid95]

Nobody is ready for Freddy.

Will you answer the call of the Greybeards and take your place as Dragonborn?

 

[milagros317]

Nope, I never answer any calls. I let them all go to voicemail. 😛

Are there any cool spots in Hell?

 

[Mrcool]

Cool spots only appear where I stand in hell

Why Am I so cool

 

[milagros317]

Because you were born with two copies of the coolness gene.

Why are mules so stubborn?

 

[Mrcool]

Cause they were born with a stub

What's a good recipe for overcooked meatloaf

 

[milagros317]

1. Put together ground beef in a loaf
2. Put it in the over at 375[sup]o[/sup]
3. Drink 9 shots of vodka
4. Pass out in a drunken stupor
5. Wake up to find the meatloaf is overcooked

How do porcupines fuck? 😱

 

[arachnid95]

They porc each other with their pricks. XD

If you tape firecrackers to a Barbie, does that make it a blow-up doll?