Madam,
Please be aware that Mr. Natural Tickler, AKA "Funshine Bear," occasionally mistaken for Barry Sanders (when bwing chased by LeeAllure), hereinafter referred to as "NT," is a member of the LXG. As such, NT has an insurance policy against undue harm, stress, defamation of character and other similar perils underwritten by The Greater Woodland Rhinoceros Mutual Indemnity Co. Intl. (Hereinafter referred to as TGWRMICI.) As such, it is imperative that you cease and desist all threats against NT, as further action could result in claims to TGWRMICI which could theoretically result in the loss of dollars. Rhinos do NOT, under any circumstances, part with dollars, and will take drastic measures to prevent such loss. Iz srs bzns.
In closing... SNORT!!!
Sincerely,
TGWRMICI Legal Division
HEY NOW! I'm part of the LXG...it R in my signature and I'm NEVER protected. You need to watch out for me, fail nugget.
Herna!!!
My god woman, you're supposed to be a mini-rhino! Grow a horn and act like a badass already! 😛
I HAZ A TUFF!!!!!!! *SNORT SNORT RAWR!*









