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Ode To The Dream Team!!!!!!!!!!

Madam,

Please be aware that Mr. Natural Tickler, AKA "Funshine Bear," occasionally mistaken for Barry Sanders (when bwing chased by LeeAllure), hereinafter referred to as "NT," is a member of the LXG. As such, NT has an insurance policy against undue harm, stress, defamation of character and other similar perils underwritten by The Greater Woodland Rhinoceros Mutual Indemnity Co. Intl. (Hereinafter referred to as TGWRMICI.) As such, it is imperative that you cease and desist all threats against NT, as further action could result in claims to TGWRMICI which could theoretically result in the loss of dollars. Rhinos do NOT, under any circumstances, part with dollars, and will take drastic measures to prevent such loss. Iz srs bzns.

In closing... SNORT!!!


Sincerely,

TGWRMICI Legal Division

HEY NOW! I'm part of the LXG...it R in my signature and I'm NEVER protected. You need to watch out for me, fail nugget.

Herna!!! :megafail:

My god woman, you're supposed to be a mini-rhino! Grow a horn and act like a badass already! 😛

I HAZ A TUFF!!!!!!! *SNORT SNORT RAWR!*
 
I'm gone for a few hours and this thread ASPLODES!!!!!!!!!!!......

ahem.

Control and focus, people!...Lyz is the hammer.

That is all.

Sincerely,
Katie slash mini-rhino slash co-captain of the dream team slash full of win.
slash Brutus Beefcake!!!!
 
I think it is appropriate at this time to remind the world how fucking phenomenal the Dream Team is. That is all.
 
HEY NOW! I'm part of the LXG...it R in my signature and I'm NEVER protected. You need to watch out for me, fail nugget.

If you review page 14, paragraph 3, subsection b of the LXG's umbrella policy, you'll find language commonly referred to as the "Herna Clause." In layman's terms, the Herna Clause exempts members from protection any time they are threatened with things that they actually enjoy.


SNORT! :sherlock:
 
ok...i had to bump this because THE DREAM TEAM will be reunited in a short while...and I just felt the need to remind everyone how truly amazing we are. 😀
 
Here's my ode to the dream team:

1992_dream_team.jpg


I wonder which one is Katie?
 
ok...i had to bump this because THE DREAM TEAM will be reunited in a short while...and I just felt the need to remind everyone how truly amazing we are. 😀

I can hear the crescendo of FAIL building as we speak.......... :jester:
 
I seem to remember the Dream Team became the Scream Team then the Fail Team then the Hide Team............but I could be wrong.
 
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