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Our Biographies

Sleeping Beauty...

The best part of that whole series is when they race the "horses" through the park.
It's a decent series.

Oh and Jan, You NEED TO COME TO MICHIGAN!!

Tron
 
Heh heh..... Jan you need to hear my Sean Connery impressin. :devil:
 
Name:Tickleshotel-I picked this name because if I were rich or came into alot of money I would make a Hotel where there would be Tickling going on at all hours in the hotel rooms,pools,hot tubs,ect
Sex: female
Age: turning 38 on July 26th 2003
Marital status: happily married
Nationality: American
Race: irish
Grew Up: Northern California
Who I Wanted To Be Growing Up: Masseuse
Outlook on life: Happy for each day I am given ,still seeking my true calling in life
Military Experience: None
Hair color: Dark brown
Eyes: Blue
Height: 4'6
Weight: About 110 pounds
Build: Petite
Piercings: None.
Nicknames: Tickleshotel,ticklishcutie
Hobbies: Playing Pool,bowling,camping,fishing,wine tasting.
Education: Graduated High School in 1985
Favorite Comic in newspaper long time ago:Opus & Bill
Favorite movies: Hunt for Red October,Cujo,Jaws,The Deep,Terms of Endearment,On Golden Pond,Oh God!.
Favorite music groups : Lynyrd Skynyrd,Rare Earth,War,Steely Dan,Styx,Boston,Jimmy Buffett,John Denver,James Taylor,The Doors,Ted Nugent
Favorite Season:Summer
Things I would change about myself :Absolutely nothing 🙂.
Admire:Spontaneous,playful,honesty,dependable
When Annoyed😛olitely ask person if I know them to please pick up after themselves ,have a little consideration for others .
When really annoyed:Clean up the persons mess quietly keeping my comments to myself,then go back to what I was doing before .
Dislikes:Liver,peas,iced tea with sugar,obnoxious people,people that don;t show up without even a phone call to let me know why they can;t make it to a specified meeting time,place.
Likes,loves :giving,receiving hugs,massages,BBQ'ing on weekends,sun tanning,tickling,being tickled
Favorite Foods: Italian,Mexican,Chinese,Alligator(Yes that's right,it tastes like chicken LOL) .
Favorite Drink: Iced tea brewing in the sun,Pepsi,glass of Chardonnay to unwind on occasion
Favorite Desert: IT's IT
Life Motto: Life is what you make it,don;t wait for life to happen.If you want something,then go out and get it.
Words Of advice: It;s impossible to please everyone ,do your best to please those that really care about you and don;t worry about those folks that whatever decision you make they will always find fault.
 
Cool topic! 🙂

Name: Perry aka Koochee Koo

Age: 42

Nationality: American

Race: Caucasian

Location: Atlanta, Georgia suburbs

Grew Up: Just west of Atlanta

Occupation: Security Officer

Who I Wanted To Be Growing Up: Larry Csonka (play pro football)

Outlook on life: Optimistic but also a realist

Military Experience: None

Hobbies: weather/ severe storm research (have been a Skywarn storm spotter over 22 years & own two home weather stations); music; sports (especially football); radio communications (scanners, shortwave, etc)

Hair color: Brown (only a gray hair now and then)

Eyes: Brown

Height: 5'7 1/2"

Weight : 285 lbs

Build: short/ stocky - look more like a powerlifter than sumo wrestler 😀

Piercings: None (no tatoos either)

Siblings: Three younger sisters

Marital Status: Single/ Never married....girlfriend Traci, age 38

Former Jobs: mostly Security - also EDS Provider Rep; High School Janitor; Delivery Driver

Nicknames: Big Guy; "Pearly" (what dad calls me; pronounced "Pearl-Lee")

Education: High School honors student (had planned to attend Florida State University majoring in Meteorology; sadly, my plans were derailed by mother's sudden death when I was 16 🙁

Favorite movies: Interview With a Vampire; They Were Expendable; Red Dawn

Fav Music Artists: Atlanta Rhythm Section, Steely Dan, ZZ Top, Carpenters, Buddy Jewell, Alan Jackson, Robby Dupree

Whats In Your CD Player now?: Here For The Party (Gretchen Wilson)

Actress That Turns Me On: Lori Loughlin

Sexiest Woman: besides my girlfriend? 😉 Stacy Keibler

Favorite Books: Rachel's Tears; Condominium; Florida's Hurricane History

Fave Comic Book: Archie

Favorite NFL Team : Atlanta Falcons (also a huge Miami Dolphins fan)

Favorite NASCAR Drivers: Bill Elliott and the late Davey Allison

Admires: Honesty & Kindness

When Annoyed: Tries to remain calm

When really annoyed: Explodes like a volcano (why I try so hard to remain calm 😀

On The Death Penalty: Favor it...especially when the victims are children

On Human Equality: I've always tried my best to be nice to everyone

Favorite Food: Southern BBQ Pork; also Pasta

Favorite Drink: Mountain Dew

Favorite Dessert: anything Chocolate

Favorite Fruit: Peaches

Life Motto: Always try to say the kind word...because everything you say to others will either build them up or tear them down...there is NO middle ground.

I Do Believe: What goes around always comes around; everyone reaps what they sow.

Word Of advice: Always let your conscience be your guide.....in 42 years, it's never failed me yet 🙂
 
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very cool topic!

Name: Bulldogge
Age: 29, turning 30 in August.
Nationality: American
Race: British, Scottish, Irish, Native American and Russian
Location: Suburban MD
Grew Up: Washington D.C.
Occupation: Humane Law Enforcement (Animal Cruelty Investigations)
Outlook on life: Realist
Military Experience: None
Hobbies: Movies, Books, Animals, Silence
Hair color: Black, turning grey.
Eyes: Dark Brown
Height: 6 feet 5
Weight : About 400 Pounds (Scheduled for Gastric Bypass surgery in September)
Build: Built like Buddha
Piercings: None at the moment. Have had many facial piercings, and I’m heavily tattooed.
Former Jobs: Retail, Construction, Technical Theatre
Nicknames: anything with the word “big” usually works
Education: Some college (I suffer from adult ADD, undiagnosed until a month ago – I hope to go back to school.)
Favorite movies: Fight Club, Party Girl, Flirting with Disaster, Waiting for Guffman)
Actress That Turns Me On: Alex Kingston
Favorite Books: Drinking – a love story (C. Knapp) American Gods (N. Gaiman) Adiamante (L.E. Modesitt) .
Favorite Comic Book: Sandman
Favorite NFL Team : The Vikings. They keep losing, and I keep hoping.
Admires: honesty, humor, and strength
When Annoyed: Grins and bears it.
On The Death Penalty: Two wrongs don’t make a right. The criminal justice system often punishes those whose life circumstances have punished them beyond anything another human could impose.
On Human Equality: Treat people the way you want to be treated.
Favorite Food: Salmon
Favorite Drink: Tea
Favorite Desert: Cheesecake
Favorite Fruit: Apples
Life Motto: Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: "I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. -Groucho Marx
 
Name: Quinie
Age: 30 (31 in August)
Nationality: American
Race: Irish/German
Location: Wisconsin Rapids, WI
Grew Up: Wausau, WI
Occupation: Computer Graphics Artist/Web-Designer (working on degree)
Who I Wanted To Be Growing Up: Samantha Fox (yeah, I had high ambitions...lol)
Outlook on life: Fretful Optimist
Military Experience: None
Hobbies: Computer Gaming, Graphics, Web-design, reading, singing
Hair color: Blonde (naturally dark auburn)
Eyes: Green
Height: 5 feet 10 inches
Weight : Too damn much
Build: Large frame, thick, highly muscular, plus padding
Piercings: Ears (want nose and maybe eyebrow as well, have 6 tattoo's)
Former Jobs: Waitress, Dietary Aide, Cashier, Delivery Driver, Restaurant Manager
Nicknames: Mimi, Q
Education: 1 Year Technical College (computer related courses), working on web-design degree.
Favorite movies: The Crow, Seven, Underworld, Lean on Me
Actors That Turn Me On: Stuart Townsend
Sexiest Man: Stuart Townsend, Darren Hayes, Chad Kroeger
Favorite Books: And Then There Were None, Next
Fave Comic Book: None
Favorite Fictional Characters: The Crow
Favorite NFL Team : The Packers
Favorite NHL Team: Chicago Blackhawks
Favorite Baseball Team: Chicago Cubs
Admires: Equality and people who are not judgemental
When Annoyed: Will usually speak my mind
When really annoyed: Will walk away in disgust
On The Death Penalty: If the punishment fits the crime, and only if absolutely proven guilty without a doubt.
On Abortion: Legal in certain circumstances, not as birth control
On Human Equality: A dream I hope I live to see
Favorite Food: Fish, chicken dumpling soup, chinese
Favorite Drink: Code Red
Favorite Desert: Chocolate cake
Favorite Fruit: Banana
Favorite Music: Modern Hard Rock
Life Motto: Live and let live, practice tolerance and equality
Word Of advice: A kind word goes a long way. Be nice to people, and show respect
 
I'm in!

Name: Sean aka The Sean Man
Age: 36
Nationality: American (with strong irish background)
Race: Caucasian
Location: Michigan
Grew Up: Detroit
Occupation: Radio/tv personality
Who I Wanted To Be Growing Up: John Carpenter
Outlook on life: Have fun, life is short.
Military Experience: None
Hobbies: Movies, Reading, Standup Comedy
Hair color: Brown (turning silver)
Eyes: Brown
Height: 6 foot
Weight : 250
Build: Stocky
Piercings: Left ear (diamond stud)
Former Jobs: Pizza slinger, drive-in theater attendant
Nicknames: The Sean Man, The Big Guy, Hollywood, Number 6 (I'm the youngest of six), The Kid.
Education: 2.5 years at NMU (cinematography major), Associates Degree in broadcasting.
Favorite movies: Jaws, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and Animal House.
Actress That Turns Me On: Gina Gershon
Sexiest Woman: Cindy Crawford
Favorite Books: Desperation, The Mousquito Coast, Will:The Autobiography of G. Gordon Liddy.
Fave Comic Book: X-Force
Favorite NFL Team : Detroit Lions (Gotta support the home team)
Favorite NHL Team: Red Wings (same here)
Admires: Myself, for realizing my mistakes in life, and making up for all the time I wasted having fun in my twenties. I also admire the strength I showed in beating cancer.
When Annoyed: I get sarcastic.
When really annoyed: I turn green and break things.
On The Death Penalty: An eye for an eye.
On Human Equality: We all have to live together on the same damn planet, can't we at least get along?
Favorite Food: Lobster
Favorite Drink: Bahama Mama
Favorite Desert: Apple Pie
Favorite Fruit: Strawberries
Life Motto: No matter what you do, if it ain't fun, it ain't worth doing.
I Do Believe: There's too many assholes trying to ruin the fun for the rest of us.
Word Of advice: Give yourself something to look forward to every day...it's the small rewards that get you through a shitty day.
 
I'm in too!

Name: Steph (just one name, like Madonna! and yep it's my real name
Age: 37 but I look and act much younger. Even my friends kids don't believe I'm older than their moms and dads!
Nationality: Mom was Silician, Pop was French, Irish and Cherokee
Race: Caucasian
Location: Cali
Grew Up: Santa Barbara, Ca until I was 15 and the Boston area
Occupation: I help disabled patients get better medical benefits
Who I Wanted To Be Growing Up: Jaclyn Smith
Outlook on life: Have fun, life is short. (Stolen from the Sean Man, but it's so very me...
Military Experience: None
Hobbies: Movies, Animals, Hanging with the pals
Car: Green Honda Del Sol convertible
Hair color: Brown with blonde streaks
Eyes: Green, sometimes blue
Height: 5'3"
Weight : I think I'm about 150 but I'm midway thru a 50 lb weight loss
Build: My friends say "voluptuous" but I think a little heavy
Piercings: 4 in ears, 3 in belly button, my tongue and vch. Getting my first tattoo this July!
Former Jobs: Television producer, checkout girl, bartender
Nicknames: Major Hooters, the Princess, Stephie
Education: BA ( I triple majored)
Favorite movies: It, Citizen Cain, and Super Troopers.
Favorite Books: Anything by Stephen King (I only read to relax)
Fave Comic Book: none
Admires: Sense of humor, fun and open mindedness
When Annoyed: I get sarcastic or quiet.
When really annoyed: My friends call it "the look that kills"
On The Death Penalty: An eye for an eye.
On Human Equality: We're all equal, just some of us are better in bed
Favorite Food: Really sharp cheddar
Favorite Drink: lemonade
Favorite Desert: none--I'm diabetic. thank God I hate sweets!
Favorite Fruit: EVERYTHING
Life Motto: No matter what you do, if it ain't fun, it ain't worth doing. Again stolen from Sean. Also, there's not enough love in the world today.
I Do Believe: We are WAY too stressed and uptight, try to relax, friends!
Word Of advice: Sharpen your perspective on life. Stop feeling sorry for yourself and taking things so seriously--the things most people think of as problems are a joke compared to what some people have to go thru. We never realize how great we have it.

XOXO
 
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Name: Mitch-full name Mitchell
Age: 34
Education:Graduated Adelphi University, Garden City NY, 1994. B.A. in History.

Race: Caucasian

Height:6'0
Weight: About 185 pounds
Hair:Light Brown
Eyes: Green
Religion: Born Jewish, non practicing.
Marital Status: Single, still looking for wonderful woman to share my life with.
Occupation: Internet Auctioneer and Antique Broker
Interests: Coming to TMF, seeing movies, listening to music, going to malls, watching baseball, writing to pen pals, politics.

History of me: Born in NYC, 1970, lived in NYC, NJ, then Ct for ten years until parents divorced in 1989. Moved back to NJ until I moved here May, 1999.

Family: Myself, and my mother, Sheila, no siblings or pets. Two aunts and a soon to be 18 year old Cousin live in NYC.

Political persuasion: Staunch Democrat. Loves politics, has been into the Presidents and history since I was very young.

Favorite baseball team:Atlanta Braves since 1983 through last place and first, now and forever more.

Best friends: Russell, since Jr high 1981 (He cant get rid of me, like Brother I've never had) Barney, since college 1992. Both long term consistent friendships. I see Russ every week as he lives here in town with me, and Barney several times a year.

Well, that's me. If I may say, Tron, I know we've had our differences, but I do want to compliment you on this thread. As you said, it gets us a chance to know one another somewhat better for who we are.

Mitch
 
name: august spies
age:23
race: human
hair:black
eyes: brown
religion: born catholic, but saw the light now athiest

status: in a relationship
occupation: graduate student/laborer (construction,painting)
education: BA history with an international studies concentration. M.A. student

Interests: bigtime music fan, sports, politics, sarcastic humor, good movies

politics: staunch anti capitalist/orwellian anti authoritarian

books: anything by orwell, chomsky, zinn

music: punk, ska, early rock, folk

uh i guess thats it, any requests
 
Name: Jenna aka TicklishSinner
Age: 20..21 on Feb 1
Nationality: Scottish/Polish/Irish/German
Race: Caucasion
Location: Phoenix, Arizona
Grew Up: San Diego, California
Occupation: Student & soon to be Mommy
Who I Wanted To Be When I Grew Up: A Famous Gymnast
OutLook On Life: Everything happens for a reason
Military Experience: Nothing (but wanted to fly planes)
Hobbies: playing drums/swimming/sports/party/movies/music
Car: 92' Ford Explorer (but I want a 04' Trail Blazer)
Hair Color: uhhh...light brown naturally I think..lol
Eye Color: Usually light blue possibly green at times
Height: 5'2
Wieght: 150..and gaining more and more with this pregnanacy
Build: Short & Average
Piercings & Tattoos: Tongue, Gauged Ears, Labre, Nipples & Below the belt (have to get them re-pierced after the pregnancy) tattoo on my right shoulder blade, another across my lower back and my sides, and the back of my neck
Former Jobs: Photographer, Stocker, Customer Assistance
Nicknames: Smurf, Smurfie, Sinner, J, Kid, Batgirl
Education: In School for a Liberal Arts Major
Favorite Movies: Boondock Saints, S.W.A.T, IT, The Birdcage, Sleepers, Bio Dome, Tommy Boy
Sexiest Actor: Mark Wahlberg & Heath Ledger..Harrison Ford (yes i'm crazy)...lol
Favorite Actors/Actresses: Timothy Olphant, Chris Rock, Mel Gibson, Sandra Bullock, Ali Larter
Favorite Color: Yellow & Blue
Favorite Books: Why The Caged Bird Sings, Of Mice And Men, Anything by Sue Grafton
Favorite Comic Books: Batman
Favorite NFL Team: Patriots
Admires: Honesty, Compassion, Common Sense
When Annoyed: Gets very sarcastic
When REALLY Annoyed: Gets more sarcastic and my tone of voice isnt pleasent
On The Death Penalty: Eye for an eye
On Human Equality: I wish it existed
Abortion: If need be NO WAY using it as a birth control
Favorite Food: Pasta
Favorite Drink: Kool Aid or Cream Soda
Favorite Dessert: Chocolate Peanutbutter Pie
Favorite Fruit: Granny Smith Apples (real sour)
Life Motto: Live Today Like Your Gonna Die Tomorrow...Don't take life too seriously you'll never get out alive (taken from Van Wilder)
I Do Believe: 1 person can make a difference no matter how small it may be......Personality can make someone in credibly beautiful
Word Of Advice: Don't ever change yourself for someone else..Dont wait around for things to happen to you, make them happen
Pet Peeves: Bad hygiene, liars, people intentionally being cruel to others
Character Flaws: Too Honest, Too Bold
Can't Miss TV Show: ER, Law & Order, CSI
Best Halloween Costume: A Nudist
Ideal Vacation: Carribean Cruise (ALL PAID FOR)
 
Name: Terrence or NT
Age: 33
Nationality: American
Race:African-American
Location: Western Suburbs of Chicago
Siblings: 11 sisters, 5 brothers
Grew Up: same location
Occupation: Parts Distributor for GM
Who I wanted to be Growing up: Walter Payton, Ric Flair
Outlook on life: Optimistic, but pessimistic on some things
Military Experience: 4 years in the Army
Hobbies: fishing, baseball card collecting, bowling, shooting pool
Hair color: Black
Eyes: brown
Height: 5' 9"
Weight: 265, but trimming to get down to 225
Build: solid, stocky
Piercings: none, but hopefully to get me a hoop
Former jobs: burger flipper at Wendy's, sales consultant at Ameritech
Nicknames: Nature Boy
Education: HS, and a BS in accounting at Alabama A&M University
Favorite Movies: All Bruce Lee flicks, Mystery of Chessboxing, Seven, The Glimmer Man, Queen of the Damned, Sleepers
Actress that turns me on: Halle Berry of course
Sexiest Woman: Vivica A. Fox, Gabrielle Union, and Vanessa Williams
Favorite Books: the Bible, The Autobiography of Malcolm X, and The Lord of the Flies
Favorite comic book: any Spiderman comics
Favorite NFL Team: Dallas Cowboys
Favorite NHL Team: Detroit Red Wings
Favorite NBA Team: Chciago Bulls, until 1998, now its the Los Angeles Lakers
Favorite baseball team: Chicago Cubs
Admires: honesty, truthfulness, and intuition
When annoyed: I will quietly cut you to pieces verbally
When really annoyed: I will tear you to pieces physically
On the death penalty: If you did the crime, and was proven guilty, you gotta go!!!
On human equality: we all should be equal, but unfortunately, it will never happen
Favorite food: A T-bone steakwith a loaded baked potato
Favorite drink: A Miller Genuine Draft
Favorite dessert: strawberry cheesecake
Favorite fruit: peach
Life motto: what we hold of yesterday is only a memory, but tomorrow is an accomplishment that is yet to be made
I do believe: that one day the Chicago Cubs will finally win a World Series, and the one day I will be alive to see no more racism
Word of advice: Live for today, you might get hit by a bus tomorrow😛
 
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OK here is mine

Name: Dave or Giantfan121262
Age: 41
Family: Married with two kids
Siblings: One sister
Pets: Dog
Favorite Animals: Dogs, Cats, Tigers
Nationality: Irish, Austrian, and Russian
Race: Caucasian
Location: Southern CT
Grew Up: Northern NJ
Occupation: Fund Manager for Real Estate Investment firm
What I wanted to do Growing up: To play Major League Baseball
Outlook on life: Optimistic
Military Experience: 6 years in the Coast Guard Reserves
Hobbies: Racquetball, weight lifting, baseball, football music, home improvements, cars
Hair color: Brown
Eyes: blue
Height: 6'5"
Weight: about 40 pounds less than two years ago and still going
Build: Muscular
Piercings: none, thinking of getting a stud
Former jobs: Accountant
Nicknames: "Big Dave", Waz (founded from "Yaz" (Carl Yastremski))
Education: HS, and a BS in accounting in 1986
Favorite Movies: The Godfather, Midnight Run, Bad News Bears, Good Fellas
Favorite All time TV Shows: The White Shadow, Honeymooners, Melrose Place, Happy Days
Sexiest Woman: Jennie Finch
Favorite Books: The Catcher in the Rye, A Time to Kill
Favorite comic book: Archie
Favorite Cartoon: The Flintstones
Favorite NFL Team: Need I say?
Favorite MLB Team: The NY Mets
Favorite NBA Team: The Knicks
Admires: honesty and intergrity
When annoyed: I become silent but it's apparent
When really annoyed: Get the hell out of my way
On the death penalty: Disagree
On human equality: See NT
Favorite food: Steak and Pasta
Favorite drink: Iced Tea, Sierra Nevada, Iced Tea (Long Island)
Favorite dessert: Anything chocolate
Favorite fruit: orange or grapefruit
Life motto: Always keep an open mind
Word of advice: Never compromise your ethics
 
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Tron said his other site posts bios every year or so and it's more than 12 months...

Name: Jim
Age: 26 on the 3rd of May, 2004.
Nationality: British and annoyingly, prominently so...
Race: Caucasian.
Ethnicity: Nine tenths WASP and one tenth Jewish.
Religion: Would never admit to being a member of any religion as believes they are all shite. Personal spiritual philosophy comes close to being Jedi than anything else.
Location: A town called Andover in Hampshire, southern Eng-a-land.
Grew Up: Near a city called Salisbury in Wiltshire, southern Eng-a-land.
Occupation: Professional tickler.
Who I Wanted To Be Growing Up: The Ultimate Warrior.
Outlook on life: There is only one truth; universal and unconditional love. All else is illusion.
Military Experience: Joined the RAF Cadets and was court-martialled and kicked out after three weeks for mixing aluminium sulphate and sodium barcarbonate in the cistern and bowl of the officer's mess toilet. (Ask someone from the local fire department.)
Hobbies: Annoying Americans, taking the piss out of the French, visiting German brothels, calling Aussies "colonials, and square dancing in round houses.
Hair color: Same as used bog roll.
Eyes: Can't see em from here.
Height: 6 feet 4 inches.
Weight : A speak -your-weight machine told me to fuck off and park my car somewhere else.
Piercings: If I wanted to be full of metal and extra holes, I'd shoot myself motherfucker!
Former Jobs: Security guard, supermarket stock assistant, military storeman and a couple of utterly miserable spells working in kitchens. NEVER AGAIN!!!
Nicknames: Not got one. People just tend to greet me with an eye roll.
Education: Sadly I was removed from school at the age of 15, due to an impending mental/emotional/nervous breakdown; due to being horrendously bullied. Largely to due to the numbfucks who passed for teachers not being able to imagine a pupil who was a foot taller than most in his year being utterly shite at defending himself.
Favorite movies: LOTR trilogy, Green Mile, The Stand miniseries.
Actress That Turns Me On: Keira Knightely.
Sexiest Woman: Nancy Regan. Hubba!
Favorite Books: LOTR, The Stand, post ROTJ Star Wars novels. And before I forget I really must completely humiliate myself and say how much I've enjoyed the Harry Potter novels by J.K. Rowling. They start off obviously for children, but by the time you get to books 4 and 5 it's like reading Stephen King! Serious horror material.
Fave Comic Book: Do I really have to answer that? Just look at my member pic for smeg's sake!
Favorite Football Team (that's soccer to all y'all collonials): No longer a supporter of any football team, owing to that miserable, backstabbing, cum-gargling, shit stabbing, poo-poking, snot gobbling, mother fucking, turd strangler in charge of Man Utd, Alex Ferguson, still drawing breath. The day a manager sells the team's greatest asset because he doesn't like his dress sense and his wife, is the day that the club's chairman needs to sack the useless ****! 😡 😡 😡
Admires: Restraint of base emotions. 😀
When Annoyed: Whines.
When really annoyed: Panics.
On The Death Penalty: Wonders when people will stop justifying it by quoting a religious law made 4000 years ago and superceded even in religious terms by the coming of Christ, who taught the exact opposite. I guess some religious people just filter the Book till they only see what is convenient for them.
On Human Equality: Wishes more people would realise it exists.
On American Civilisation: Thinks it would be a very good idea.
On British Civilisation: Prefers American.
On American Football: Nancy boys.
On Aussie Rules Football: At least they have the balls to do it in vests and pants.
On cricket: A beautiful game. Any game that's safe from Americans has to be good. 😀
On tickling: Believes himself to be the world's most evil and sadistic tickler. Has on several occasions tickled a gal for 5-7 hours and then been crippled for 48 hours or more with "tickler's cramp.
On social responsibility: Eh?
On the joys of being a pillar of the community: Who thinks up these fucking questions?
On drinking: Would have a beer drip if he could.
On eating: Can a colostomy bag work in reverse?
Favorite Food: A curry so hot that it causes more stress on the body than a dose of bowel cancer.
Favourite other food: Toes.
Favorite Drink: Alcohol-bitter. Non-alcohol-Tea.
Favorite Desert: Banoffee pie.
Favorite Fruit: Graham Norton.
Life Motto: I've got 2 actually.
If you want to change some things in your life, you've got to change some things in your life.
If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got.
I Do Believe: There's nothing that can't be done, that you can envision.
Word Of advice: Do or do not. There is no try.
Most Burning Question: Anyone still awake?
 
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Name: David / Ci-Rynn
Age: 36
Nationality: Scotch/American Dual Citizen
Race: Mostly Human
Location: At that tiny little point where New York, Vermont and Quebec meet and argue constantly
Grew Up: Yeah, that's what I tell people....
Occupation: Jack-of-all Trades (Currently run a border truck stop)
Who I Wanted To Be Growing Up: Obi-Wan Kenobi or Indiana Jones
Outlook on life: All things in Balance
Military Experience: Domestic/Civilian: Bail Enforcement
Hobbies: Film Lore, Star Wars, watching football, herbal exploration
Hair color: Currently none, but brown with ever-increasing grey
Eyes: Blue
Height: 5' 7"
Weight : About 165
Build: I usually hire someone to do it for me
Piercings: None. My body is a temple and you get in trouble for shooting holes in the Imam Shrine, dontcha?
Former Jobs: You name it, I've probably dabbled in it (Oh, Saving the Galaxy was a big one...)
Nicknames: Weasel or Blades
Education: Provided by life (and a useless Masters in Philosophy)
Favorite movies: Star Wars Saga, Dogma, Wonder Boys, Barbarian Invasion and about 1,000 independant films
Actress That Turns Me On: Jessica Alba
Sexiest Woman: Diane Lane
Favorite Books: Lord of the Rings, DragonRiders of Pern, anything by Terry Pratchett, Star Wars Expanded Universe (especially the New Jedi Order), The Bible
Fave Comic Book: Fantastic Four, Spiderman, Star Wars: Empire and Star Wars: Republic
Favorite NFL Team : Minnesota Vikings and Seattle Seahawks
Favorite NHL Team: New Jersey Devils, Buffalo Sabres
Admires: Social responsibility
When Annoyed: Turns away and purges anger
When really annoyed: Purges anger with a lightsaber (but only on non-living things, of course...)
On The Death Penalty: "Thou Shalt Not Kill"
On Human Equality: All men are created equal...some of us are just more equal than others
Favorite Food: Eggplant Mushroom Parmesan, Sea Bass
Favorite Drink: Brisk Iced Tea
Favorite Desert: A joint
Favorite Fruit: Sean Hayes
Life Motto: Do or Do Not...There is No Try
Word Of advice: Seek balance in all that you do; When the scale tips, both sides fall off.
 
Just thought I would bring this back to the forefront as well as add a few things. Some things have changed (and some things have not)

Weight: About 55 pounds less that I was 2 years ago
Height: Still 6'5" but now look it
Complexion: Light, but gets good tan
Favorite Sport: Racquetball
Pet Peeve: Meetings after 4:00 on Friday (or any other day if the week)
Dream Vacation: A cold drink, A hot day, and nothing but sand and ocean around me
What I would do if I won $100 million: Change nothing about my life and enjoy the money
Car: 2003 Dodge Ram 1500 SLT Quad
Dream Car: 1964 1/2 Ford Mustang
Piercings or Tattos: No tattos but pierced left ear. Diamond stud earing
Favorite music: classic rock
Favorite Groups: Rush, Led Zep, Floyd, The Who, The Boss (It's a NJ thing), Stones, Beatles, Ramones
Ideal luxury: A vacation home

That's about it right now
 
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Name: Giggleygirl25 or Gin if i know you really well

Age: 27

Nationality: American

Race: Human, mixture of Irish,German,English,some Native

Location: WNY (Western New York)

Grew Up: same place

Occupation: Disabled (Student)

Who I Wanted To Be Growing Up: a Nurse or Jim Kelly (i was an odd child..shrugs)

Outlook on life: Try everything once,that way you don't miss out on anything

Military Experience: None

Hobbies: Reading,Gardening,Cooking

Hair color: Brown

Eyes: Green

Height: 4'9

Weight : too scary to mention

Build: way to scary to mention

Piercings: none

Former Jobs: babysitting,selling things

Nicknames: short stuff(but dont' call me that on penalty of death),gin,giggles(only my mother calls me that),gingerbuns(only my uncle is allowed to call me that)

Education: OACS High School,some college

Favorite movies: STand by Me,Titanic(despite the song),Superman

Actress That Turns Me On: None

Sexiest Woman: no idea

Favorite Books: autobiographical ones,trashy romance novels

Fave Comic Book: Superman

Favorite NFL Team : Buffalo Bills

Favorite NHL Team: Buffalo Sabres (sensing a theme here 😛?)

Admires: Intelligence,Honesty,A Sense of Humor(hmm gee i wonder if anybody around here fits that 😉 LOL)

When Annoyed: Glare at the annoyance,stick my tongue out

When really annoyed: Growl,Scream,Throw things

On The Death Penalty: Should be used under certain circumstances

On Human Equality: Everybody's equal at least to me

Favorite Food: Macaroni Salad (Atkins be damned 😛 LOL)

Favorite Drink: Pepsi (any pepsi product really)

Favorite Desert: Ice Cream or Cheesecake

Favorite Fruit: Oranges

Life Motto: What doesn't kill You, might make you stronger, might make you weaker but the important thing to remember is it didn't kill You.

I Do Believe: The right thing is always the hardest thing to do when faced with a difficult decision.

Word Of advice: Don't judge a book by it's cover, because you never know who's picking yours up.
 
Name: Jeff aka navel
Age 20 soon to be 21(january 10th)
Location Northern Ohio (35 miles west of cleveland right on Lake Erie)
Race: Irish, German, Cherokee, Hispanic
Grew up: Ohio
Occupation: Recieving manager for a pharmaceutical retail store.
Who i wanted to be when i grew up: Dan Marino or any firefighter
Outlook on Life..it has to get better!
Military Experience: None, but would join if country needed me aka drafted
Hobbies: Music, art, movies, driving, sports, working on my car
Car: favorite would be 69 Camaro or 98 Corvette, i drive a Monte Carlo
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Copper (so im told)
Height: 6'0"
Weight 225-230lbs
Build: stocky/muscular
Tattoos..soon, getting a four leaf clover on my calf!
Nicknames...J-Free, Yogi(dont ask), Skibbles( ex-girlfriend/friend), ThunderCat, Scarface(injury from work), youngblood, the man the myth the legend(crazy guy called me that!!)
Education: High School
Fave Movies: TOP GUN, Scarface, Goodfellas, Donnie Brasco, Italian Job, Friday, Field of Dreams, Rudy, 2fast2furious, radio, training day,
fave actors/tresses..Denzel Washington, Al Pacino, Robert Deniro, Charlize Theron, Eva Mendes.
Favorite Music..Frank Sinatra to Fifty Cent, Tim McGraw to White Stripes, you name it i love it. Hendrix to Ac/Dc..so on!
Fave Nfl Team.. Miami Dolphins!!
Fave Nba team.. Cleveland Cavs!!
Fave MLB teams.. Cleveland Indians!! St. Louis Cardinals!!
Fave Nhl team..Detroit RedWings
Favorite Color..BLUE!
Admires..a person who is real, smart, honest, and fun.
Fave Comic book character..Wolverine or Punisher
Fave Fruit..Apples,Oranges or Plums
Pet Peave...guys who think its ok to or hit women! i will come after you!
Life Motto..id rather have a fast car than a fast girl!
other sayings..i dont wait for things to come to me, i go after them!
Fave food..italian..pizza, spaghetti, chicken alfredo, Chicken parmeasian.
Fave Drink, 7up, Mountain Dew, Raspberry icetea, but i mainly drink water.
Ideal Vacation..anywhere warm and beautiful!


and to conclude my 600th post and now becoming a TMF Master, i wish to say feel free to pm me anytime, as i love to make new friends!
 
Name: crydun

Sex: female

Age: 27(28 in December)

Marital status: reluctantly single

Nationality: American

Race: German, Dutch, Irish)

Grew Up: Ohio

Who I Wanted To Be Growing Up: Amy Grant

Outlook on life: The Power of positive thinking

Height: 5.6

Weight: withheld

Nicknames: crydun, cry

Hobbies: Reading, writing, poetry,

Education: 2 BAs: Psychology and English

Favorite movies: Imitation of Life, Love is Never Silent, Bruce Almighty, Dances with Wolves

Actors That Turn Me On: Rodney A. Grant, Al Pacino, Ewan McGregar

Something I find sexy in a man: intelligence, a sense of humor, ticklishness

Favorite Authors: Danielle Steele, Lavyrle Spencer, James Micheal Pratt, Richard Paul Evans, Nicholas Sparks, Barbara Delinsky

Admire: courage, honesty, intelligence

Favorite Foods: Lasagna, Pizza, cheese

Favorite Drink: Pepsi, Diet Cherry Coke, Sierra Mist

Favorite Desert: chocolate

Life Motto: What we have is God's gift to us, What we make of ourselves is our gift to God.

Words Of advice: Never Give Up. With God, All things are possible. If you want something, make it happen.
 
I presume you've read The Gunslinger, The Drawing Of The Three and The Wastelands, well the fourth is called Wizard And Glass. According to King in it, there will be 7 by the time he's finished. At the current rate of publication he won't live long enough.

Number 7's coming out early 2005 I believe.Have 5 and 6 not been released on the other side of the Atlantic yet?
 
Name:Matt
Age:23
Sex:Male
Location:San Fernando Valley
Hometown:See above
Hair:Brown
Eyes:Blue
Height:6'1
Weight:220
Build:When I'm hitting the gym,think Russell Crowe in Gladiator.When I'm lazy and not hitting the gym,think Russell Crowe in The Insider.
Race:Jewish
Religion:Agnostic groping my way slowly back towards Judaism
Occupation:Student,furniture mover
Politics:Libertarian/An-Cap
Who I wanted to be growing up:Indiana Jones
Comics:100 Bullets,Ultimate Spidey,Hellblazer,Sandman,Daredevil.
Movies:A Clockwork Orange,Taxi Driver,On the Waterfront,8 1/2,Casablanca,Citizen Kane,Pulp Fiction,
Fiction Books:Lord of the Rings,and it's descendant,Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series.Atlas Shrugged.The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy.Darkness at Noon.
Non Fiction Books:Modern Times-Paul Johnson.The Gulag Archipelago-Solzhenitsyn.Capitalism and Freedom-Milton Friedman.The Road to Serfdom-Friedrich Hayek.Any Murray Rothbard.Harvest of Sorrow-Robert Conquest.The Russian Revolution/Russia Under the Bolshevik Regime-Richard Pipes.
TV:X-Files,24,The Sopranos,The Simpsons,Rescue Me.
Heroes:Winston Churchill,Thomas Jefferson,Murray Rothbard,Milton Friedman,Ronald Reagan,Lech Walesa,Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn,David Ben Gurion,Golda Meir,Calvin Coolidge.
Musicians:The Rolling Stones,Guns N'Roses,U2,The Stray Cats,Bruce Springsteen,Hank Williams Sr.,Queen,The Blasters,Dave Edmunds,Nick Lowe,The Black Crowes,The Polecats.
Actors:Russell Crowe,Tom Cruise,John Cusack,Johnny Depp.
Actresses:Jennifer Garner,Franka Potetne,Liv Tyler.
Food:Thai,Indonesian,Sushi.
Drink(non-alcoholic):Red Mountain Dew.
Drink(alcoholic):Whiskey,Jagermeister.
 
How the hell did this get into this thread?

Strider said:
Number 7's coming out early 2005 I believe.Have 5 and 6 not been released on the other side of the Atlantic yet?


Yes they have. I've got both of them. 6 was a bit crap actually. After the action and fast-paced adventure of Wolves of the Calla it was a bit of a come-down.

I see they've released a box set of the first four, in revised form. Does this mean all the fuck-ups and bloopers will have been taken out of 'em? 😀
 
I know The Gunslinger's had a few revisions to it so the continuity would square with the later novels.Other than that,I don't know.
 
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Name: SPOOK
Age: 49
Nationality: American
Race: Human, part Rasberry, part dog
Location: VIRGINIA
Grew Up: RHODE ISLAND
Occupation: PHARMACY and FARMS, CHICKENS and EGGS
Who I Wanted To Be Growing Up: BIG MAN with a STICK, or 2 sticks
Outlook on life: BACON ON WHITE TOAST
Military Experience: 4 Years US Navy
Hobbies: Collecting CASH or Bus Tokens
Hair color: MISSING
Eyes: RED on BLUE
Height: You'll NEED a Step Ladder
Weight : 200 and COUNTING
Build: Copper Top, Tin Sidings, Massive
piercings: All organs, Lips, Toes, Scrotum
Former Jobs: KITCHEN Sweeper, Captain of the Head
Nicknames: Johnny Thunder
Education: No Money
Favorite movies: Mostly Old Dusty Stuff from 50's
Favorite Fictional Characters: Felix The Cat, Inspector Gadget
Actress That Turns Me On: CLAIRE FORLANI
Sexiest Woman: My 11th Grade ENGLISH Teacher
Favorite Books: Mostly Old Dusty Stuff
Fave Comic Book: Bush's White House
Favorite NFL Team : NEW ENGLAND
Favorite NHL Team: Tara Lapinsky
Favorite Baseball Team: BOSOX
Admires: Smokers and Greyhound Riders
When Annoyed: Cell Phone Users and Moving Cars
When really annoyed: People who use Cell Phones
On The Death Penalty: Kill them more than once...then repeat..
On Abortion: Try It On Men
On Human Equality: Should be Equal to Animal Equality
Favorite Food: Steak and Eggs, Chickens and Rice, Pork and Beans
Favorite Drink: Cawfee
Favorite Desert: CLAIRE FORLANI
Favorite Fruit: Milton Bearl
Favorite Music: Diana Krall
Life Motto: Live Quick, Travel Often
Do Believe: In Gravity
Word Of advice: Look before you Cross or Not, Eat Quicker...Use 2 hands, Don't Step on A Crack...break your Mother's Back
 
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