Some of your are starting to make me fear for your safety. Woof. You make Mail Tool look like Prince Charming. I almost feel bad for starting this. Not really though.
XOXO
Yeah goddess
Some of these stories make my unemployment look like a vacation!
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Out your favorite at-work freak!
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Yeah goddess
Some of these stories make my unemployment look like a vacation!
I'm sorry sweet pea. I didn't mean to sound ungrateful. I will wish very hard for a "freak-free" job for you real soon!
XOXO
XOXO
Yeah goddess
Some of these stories make my unemployment look like a vacation!
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Not by real name of course but I'm pretty sure we ALL have these. You know who they are~the people you pass in the hall that just make you groan. Here's mine.
Freak number 1~She's pretty new. I don't know her name or who her dept manager is, but I'm pretty close to finding out so I can report her. Now, my building has some pretty stupid people and even more stupid rules. Our cell phones are not supposed to go off because it annoys the file clerk mutants in the dept around us but there are no rules against texting. I always cross paths with this particular freak in the ladies'~I know who she is because she wears the world's ugliest shoes EVERYDAY (yes I'm still a shoe snob) and she somehow always parks in the stall next to me (what, does she have RADAR????) I can hear her clicking away and the response beeping back. Worst of all, she NEVER washes her hands after she exits her stall (that's why I'm going to report her~I mean, how disgusting!)
Freak number 2~he's a mail courier. I unaffectionately refer to him as "Mail Tool." For some weird reason, my workplace only hires social misfits to transport the mail with the exception of one cute girl. When my friend, pretty newbie Melissa accidentally dropped her outer office mail into the "inter office" mail slot in front of him, he screamed at her: "Don't put that in there!" Melissa stepped back, startled, with wide blue eyes. "She's new, you frigging mail freak, don't you yell at her!" I growled at him thru bared teeth. To this day, he steers clear of me when he sees me. Hmmm, go figure.
Now your turn~who REALLY bugs you at work and why?
XOXO
I've got a feeling this won't surprise anyone but I believe I am normally the freak at work or when I was in school. However in my own defense I have never done anything bad to anybody like "Mail Tool", I've just come across as different so people just didn't take to me.
I'm sorry sweet pea. I didn't mean to sound ungrateful. I will wish very hard for a "freak-free" job for you real soon!
XOXO
Not to get off topic, but one may be in the works. And it's in government so if I do get it, I'll be around the biggest workplace freaks in the city. Better enjoy the rest of my peace of mind while I still have it!
YES!!!!
Good luck Goddess!
XOXO
Good luck Goddess!XOXO
Not to get off topic, but one may be in the works. And it's in government so if I do get it, I'll be around the biggest workplace freaks in the city. Better enjoy the rest of my peace of mind while I still have it!
