Random Advice Thread

[trifalcon4]

you're not going to explode are you? the enemy can sense involuntary... leaks... and i'm not moping you up 😛

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

LOL@! i have reliveed myself in short bursts. the enemy will be none the wiser, Stoopid rabbits.... who do they think they are!!!?? no rabbit will outsmat me!!

*downs a handful of skittles*

 

[trifalcon4]

wait a sec... whats the watches for anyways?

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

the watches allow the rabbits to travel through time and maniputlate the outcome of the futurew. these rabbits have been meddleing in power far superior to their knowldede, they must be dealt with immedialtley!!

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

so far they have allowed far too many canadians to win gold medals at eh olympics! that is just the tip of the iceberg!!

 

[trifalcon4]

you dont think they're *DUN DUN DUN* on the TMF do you???

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

*bursts into tears* THEY COULD BE!!!!!???

I dont know for sure.

*posts rabbit outllook stattions all over the TMF*

 

[trifalcon4]

don't worry, maybe rabbits are ticklish? there's certainly enough ticklers to scare them off around here 😀

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

*appluads the work of ticklers eeverywhere!*

 

[Sweed]

^ *joins the applause* 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Oooookay. Back to our regularly scheduled program. 😛


Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

 

[sasaxrah]

If someone asks you for a dollar, don't give them a moldy piece of cheese instead.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

 

[Helena]

Never wear the Dr. Hoosier wig AND a purple-sparkly tank top on the same day unless you shaved your underarms!!!!! (This advice is mainly for Dirky.)

 

[texastickler]

Do not bite your tongue. It hurts like hell.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Never lick a steak knife.