Moses25 said:From what divine source do you hail? (the land of the BBC? 😛 )
Before I was born in England, I came from the same place you did mate. 😉
Moses25 said:From what divine source do you hail? (the land of the BBC? 😛 )
BigJim said:I read a lot mate. I've got two big threads on the make, and I'll be working for about 10 solid hours out of the next 24. (Working on my threads, not at my job.) One of the things I promised JoBelle was a list of sources, because she specially asked for one. You want me to PM it to you as well when it's ready?
JoBelle said:Are you posting any of this to another website Jim, or are we the only lucky souls? I'd be interested in seeing responses from people who didn't have tickling in common with you. 😛 If you do post on another forum, link me and I may be able to be a part of the converation then.
JoBelle said:General rambling:
In the meantim, I think I'll just live in my ill informed little world where life hurts sometimes, it laughs sometimes, and I can ignore the folks who want to stir up things. There are so many places that encourage discourse. There are many places that encourage debate. I don't dig 'em. My mom taught me that peace should not be disturbed to relieve boredom. So, if folks want to rehash history, let them rehash ALL of history. For each finger pointed, point one back at yourself. All in all, I do not find discussion like this on a TK board to be very productive. My apologies for being a part of it. I come here for tickling, and the general topics are a nice break to get to know other people. I don't think running down each others' countries is productive. I dont' want to get to know that kind of person. I suppose it would all be fair in my eyes if you saw Americans on here constantly posting about the horrible things other countries do, but I'm finding a disturbing lack of balance. *shrug* Oh well....I have nothing productive to add to this thread. I suppose this was just a lesson learned. I need to stop reading the crap that just brings folks (others and me) down. I also need not read anymore links that provide me with only partial truths and promote it as gospel. I hate having to really research something just to keep my sanity. It's too much effort fr a tickling board to be honest. My head hurts. Im done.
Enjoy your debate.
Jo, lesson learned.
BigJim said:I grew up in Britain, so I know a lot about taking the piss out of the Germans for starting World War 2 and unleashing history's biggest psychopath and mass-murderer on the world. I remember that episode of Fawlty Towers and I remember (not personally as it happened twenty two years before I was born) the chant that was going round England in 1966.
"One world cup and two world wars, doo-daaaaaaaah! Do-daaaaaaahhhh!"
The people of Germany have long been the butt of jokes about gassing jews and doodlebuggs for as long as I can remember. Well if the citizens of a country are responsible for the politics of it's leaders (which I don't believe they are, but am using this example as Devil's Advocate) then we should be ON OUR KNEES to the German people! Begging forgiveness that we treated them so hideousely after Versailles, grinding their country into dust, destroying their currency; and most importantly, creating the vacuum into which Hitler could stroll and be claimed as a savior, instead of laughed at as a complete lunatic. Furthermore the American people should be feeling just a tiny bit guilty that it was two of their leading citizens (Prescott Bush and Henry Ford) who DIRECTLY FUNDED the son of a bitch! We, the West, cursed Germany with decades of misery and suffering, the biggest twat ever in world politics and the whole of the second world war, then we've got the brass bollocks to take the piss for the next half a century as if it was their fault, which it bloody wasn't!
As for Guantanomo Bay, I see it very clearly. The American Constitution was created to treat everybody equally and fairly; not matter who or what they were. Not lightly or over-leniently, but fairly. Patriotic Americans hold it up and cry to the world about what a shining example it is for everyone else to follow. Shitty soap operas are full of incredibly unsubtle propaganda about how wonderful and fair their system is. Yet whenever they desire to, the American Government rips the Constitution to shred and throws it in the bin, and does exactly what they like. The Federal Government is no respector of the law or impartiality, unless it's their pleasure so to be. They break every law (Sdoes Britain, I'm well aware of this. In some respects we've become the Mini-Me to America's Dr. Evil), bypass every amendment and shortcut every legal safeguard if it's what they want to do and bollocks to the rest of the world.
Does this affect me? Nope, not really. I'm not a person who believes in the force of terrorism to get my point across, I'm British, and I'm generally an Americana lover. But it does stick in my craw when a country who is without doubt the most politically immoral in the world, is so piss-full of it's own perfection and self-importantce. At least some shithole in South East Asia makes no bones about the fact that you're in the shit if you fuck up with them. They don't try to make themsevles sound like Elysium on Earth.
There are many of you who probably think I am over-reacting. Well I've posted about America's Geneva Convention and International Law breaking actions in the first Gulf War and Afghanistan, but you might have noticed that there's no mention of the 2003 war yet? There's gonna be... there's gonna be! British and American troops have committed the most incredible acts of illegal barbarism on foreign soil and are responsible for blatant bullshit on the media that eclipses anything the USSR fed it's people duting the Cold War.
Greetings comrades! Large fire destroys derelict building in Moscow, making room for glorious new tractor factory! Let jubilation reign!
But be serious for a moment. Does anyone believe me? Nope, didn't think so. If you had it laid before you on a plate that what I was saying is true and you HAD to believe me, would you care? Precious few of you would. American and British unilateralism has become something akin to the Fourth Reich in it's approach to dealing with things and the worst thing is, it's own people rarely recognise when it's been used on THEM. So long as the other people are perceived as being the "bad guys" (possibly the world's most childish and ridiculous generalisation) then most Americans and British don't care how many laws they break, or how many innocents get killed in the pursuit of a good arse-kicking.
kyle said:Jim, you're off about Versailles. It was the European leaders who wanted to punish Germany so badly for WWI. Wilson was quite opposed to the idea. So if you mean to include the US in "we" you're wrong.
Phatteus, I respect patriotism, and I respect most of what America used to stand for. And I respect every single human, Americans or of whatever nationality, as well. I never asked you to give up your pride for your country.phatteus said:My fake name is Phatteus, and I'm an American. If you criticize my country, you criticize me. I will not tell you that you cannot criticize my nation, but expect a backlash from me. Freedom does not only go one way. My fake name is Phatteus and I am an American. And that's not gonna change.
Originally posted by phatteus
and Jim will come along with an encyclopedic text detailing the many facets of my argument which were factual and the others which were entirely false,
Originally posted by phatteusI want to talk about patriotism.
Originally posted by phatteusOh, by the way, I forgot to tell you, in the South of this wonderful place, these's a bunch of rich people who own plantations of tobacco. These plantations are kept up by "Slave Labor" (Slave Labor) "Lesser people" (negroes) are shipped in from "The Dark Continent" (Africa, dark because it was unknown, much like the Dark Ages, not because "the darkies" lived there)

Originally posted by phatteusNow, if any of you are still reading this, you are wondering what the Hell is Phatteus talking about?
Originally posted by phatteusNow, why am I badmouthing my country? I am trying to show that I know that my country is not perfect. I know that The United States of America was founded on some pretty messed up ideals. I know these things and I still stand by my country because I love my country. I love every scandal, I love every lie and every blemish.
Originally posted by phatteusThey blindly followed their ideals, sometimes to their deaths, and that is what is expected of the average American. Patriotism is based on Pride, and all you out there with "Proud to be American" plastered on your rear bumpers can rest assured that you are true patriots.
Originally posted by phatteusBy the way, I'm also a New Yorker, so all the other Americans can hate me almost as much as everyone else.
One of the Dixie-Chicks makes the remark that she doesn't agree with everything George B. Bush does as President, and the next thing you know the public are staging mass burnings of Dixie Chick CD's in the street. Danny GLover and various other actors who speak up against the war are boycotted in the their industry and the casual person in the street who is thinking of daring to express their thoughts is quickly terrified into remaining silent. Somebody remind me of the First Amendment again?
-HalticklingWhat I'm criticizing is not the America I've learnt to respect, but what the current administration is doing to it. It's perverting the values which your country used to stand for, and therefore completely un-American.
phatteus said:It does not prohibit me from calling the Dixie Chicks Pinko morons for their comments. By the way, Natalie Whatshername didn't say "I disagree with what George Bush is doing", she said "We should all be ashamed that our President is from Texas."
phatteus said:I hated their music to begin with, so I really couldn't boycott anything that I wasn't patronizing to begin with. Danny Glover, Crispin Glover, whomever else was "against the war" I felt were against it for all the wrong reasons. These people could have given three shits about the suffering of innocent Iraqis.
phatteus said:I recall someone holding up a sign at last year's Oscars Red Carpet Joan Rivers Slugfest which read "No War for Oil". Last time I checked, Bush was going after weapons which may or may not have ever existed. I am not going to say that we cannot protest the war, but at the very least we should know what the Hell we're protesting against.
phatteus said:As for your comments on patriotism, Jim, you have pretty much stated eloquently what I as trying to say. I'm not saying I'm right to blindly follow my country, but it's what I am going to do until the day I die. I am not going to apologise for that.
phatteus said:suspected terrorists are not the be entrusted with the same high regard as military POWs.
BigJim said:
At least you're not a Texan. 😛
I...am...Texan...
phatteus said:Hal, BigJim, and anyone else:
If either of you make it to the Northeast of the US, let me know. I'd be glad and honored to raise a glass or two or three with you. The same if I ever make it to the UK or Germany. You are good people, and I certainly hope that there are no hard feelings over anything which has been said in this thread. I look forward to that beer.
With extreme sincerity,
-Phatteus
Krokus said:HEY NOW! ....![]()
I...am...Texan...
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