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Snail Shell

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A friend of mine is a firefighter in Toronto. This past weekend, he was the fire official called to an emergency in an apartment building. It was a medical emergency, but he was sent as a precaution.

Upon arrival in the apartment, he and the EMTs find a mess in the bathroom. There is a man sprawled in his bathtub, howling in agony, covered in the shower curtain, the shower curtain rod and his own blood. Realizing that this man is bleeding from his anus and cannot move very well, they gently remove him from the bathtub and carry him to the waiting ambulance.

This happened because the gentleman stuck his bathroom plunger to the edge of his bathtub, stripped naked and began doing chin-ups on the shower curtain rod, over the plunger. The plunger was repeatedly inserted into the man's rectum for the purposes of sexual pleasure. This worked fine until the shower curtain rod gave way under the man's weight and he landed on the upstanding plunger handle, asshole-first. :doh:



Please practice safe sex.

That is all.

Snail Shell
 
Well, if reincarnation is real, I hope his past life was Drakula... otherwise, poor (if somewhat stupid) bugger.
 
It's really the problem when pangs of lust can't wait for the computation and physics. :hungry:
 
I'm not sure anyone would want to calculate the thrust in this case...

dead weight, velocity, strength of curtain rod, plus the contingencies (thrust force in PSI). 😀 :jester:
Yes. it's quite tedious.
 
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I guess as far as sex goes I'll just stick with women.
 
Well... it sounds like the first practical attempt to to fuck a Dalek in history... hopefully the last
 
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