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[Libertine]

Having found both of these posts in this http://www.ticklingforum.com/showthread.php?t=173993 thread, I felt that, combined in a new one, a lot of interesting information could be obtained.

When I went to the ob/gyn last spring for my annual exam, the doctor had a hard time getting her fingers where they needed to be... She couldn't finish the exam because she couldn't violate me as much as she needed to...

O.O wow, my GP does my pelvic exam. And while I'm tight, she has never had to insert anything more than a speculum to get a pap smear. I'd be a bit intimidated by an ob/gyn who wanted to insert more than a finger to do a digital probing.

So- I think this is an excellent opportunity to forget about tickling, ladies, and continue this thread as a "Tighter Than Thou" competition.

If we gents are sufficiently impressed by reading forty or fifty contributions, each one lovingly posted by our lissome TMF ladies, and describing in detail your collective vaginal ability to grip our Vaunting Enormities like the clutch of a frenzied gorilla on amphetamines, (I originally wrote 'crack-frenzied gorilla' but given the subject matter I felt this could be misinterpreted) I'm sure the boys can be persuaded to reciprocate with a "My Granitelike Endowment Makes A Mutant Eggplant Look Insubstantial" thread.

Probably.

Meanwhile, darlings, keep those posts coming!!

 

[Exile]

My Granitelike Endowment Makes A Mutant Eggplant Look Insubstantial?
Wow... Just wow.

 

[TonyInMyThroat]

No offence good sir, but this thread would have had a much better chance of breaking the 3000 posts and 300K views record had you retained your better half to introduce the OP.

But I do look forward to your success & the many many responses to come …

 

[TickleSharpay]

haha i can't always wear a tampon. even the smallest ones haha(;

 

[Sandisk444]

hmmm i dont see it happening lol

 

[desdemona]

Having found both of these posts in this http://www.ticklingforum.com/showthread.php?t=173993 thread, I felt that, combined in a new one, a lot of interesting information could be obtained.






So- I think this is an excellent opportunity to forget about tickling, ladies, and continue this thread as a "Tighter Than Thou" competition.

If we gents are sufficiently impressed by reading forty or fifty contributions, each one lovingly posted by our lissome TMF ladies, and describing in detail your collective vaginal ability to grip our Vaunting Enormities like the clutch of a frenzied gorilla on amphetamines, (I originally wrote 'crack-frenzied gorilla' but given the subject matter I felt this could be misinterpreted) I'm sure the boys can be persuaded to reciprocate with a "My Granitelike Endowment Makes A Mutant Eggplant Look Insubstantial" thread.

Probably.

Meanwhile, darlings, keep those posts coming!!

You, sir, put your admirable English verbage to shame! Can you come up with no other finer thoughts than the perspicuous ones you chose?

I'm all for putting my finger on the key points... but I'd raise a fist in the air to hear men discussing their prominent peckers vs. my dainty diameter 😉

 

[TangerineTicklee]

I might be getting my first pap smear soon. I'm 19, and apparently it's "odd" that I've never had one, after all these years. I presumably might need one now, however, because of current hormonal issues that I've been having within the span of a few months.

Tampons hurt me, too. Yep, yep. I use them anyway, however because I find them very effective. Because of this fact, however, I predict that my pap will have a negative effect on me. I'm sure that with my SPD, it will cause me a lot of mental trouble, no doubt.

 

[desdemona]

I might be getting my first pap smear soon. I'm 19, and apparently it's "odd" that I've never had one, after all these years. I presumably might need one now, however, because of current hormonal issues that I've been having within the span of a few months.

Tampons hurt me, too. Yep, yep. I use them anyway, however because I find them very effective. Because of this fact, however, I predict that my pap will have a negative effect on me. I'm sure that with my SPD, it will cause me a lot of mental trouble, no doubt.

I don't recall when I had my first pap. I may have been your age. I know they recommend it after becoming sexual active. If you're having issues, you should consider it a less invasive test than others!

 

[TropicThunder]

I might be getting my first pap smear soon. I'm 19, and apparently it's "odd" that I've never had one, after all these years. I presumably might need one now, however, because of current hormonal issues that I've been having within the span of a few months.

Tampons hurt me, too. Yep, yep. I use them anyway, however because I find them very effective. Because of this fact, however, I predict that my pap will have a negative effect on me. I'm sure that with my SPD, it will cause me a lot of mental trouble, no doubt.

Huh. I never got one until I found out I was pregnant. And I was 20.
Hmm. This may be a dumb question but what is SPD?

 

[Fire_Sprite]

I might be getting my first pap smear soon. I'm 19, and apparently it's "odd" that I've never had one, after all these years. I presumably might need one now, however, because of current hormonal issues that I've been having within the span of a few months.

Tampons hurt me, too. Yep, yep. I use them anyway, however because I find them very effective. Because of this fact, however, I predict that my pap will have a negative effect on me. I'm sure that with my SPD, it will cause me a lot of mental trouble, no doubt.

Don't sweat it, I'm 22 and never had one.


Though I am a guy.

 

[sasaxrah]

So- I think this is an excellent opportunity to forget about tickling, ladies, and continue this thread as a "Tighter Than Thou" competition.

Whoa. I am feeling like such a prude tonight.

 

[Maestro1874]

I'm not sure if I'm disturbed or not. This disturbs me.

 

[rhiannon]

Huh. I never got one until I found out I was pregnant. And I was 20.
Hmm. This may be a dumb question but what is SPD?

LOL....as far as I know, SPD is "Sozialdemokratische Partei Deutschlands"!! 😀

 

[Mephistopheles]

LOL....as far as I know, SPD is "Sozialdemokratische Partei Deutschlands"!! 😀

Can't get any tighter than Gerhard Schröder:

😀

 

[Libertine]

By George, She's Got It

You, sir, put your admirable English verbage to shame! Can you come up with no other finer thoughts than the perspicuous ones you chose?

I'm sure you mean 'pernicious', and no.

Not when 'I Perpetually Ponder on the Pulchritude of Perinea'.

(As sung by Procurer Piggyns in "My Fair Lady Of The Night")

 

[milagros317]

LOL....as far as I know, SPD is "Sozialdemokratische Partei Deutschlands"!! 😀

More likely she meant "sensory processing disorder". 😀

http://www.spdfoundation.net/

 

[rhiannon]

More likely she meant "sensory processing disorder". 😀

http://www.spdfoundation.net/

Makes more sense, definitely 😀

 

[TangerineTicklee]

I don't recall when I had my first pap. I may have been your age. I know they recommend it after becoming sexual active. If you're having issues, you should consider it a less invasive test than others!

I'm not sexually active, but I have been having issues in that department, recently. I have some of the symptoms of ovarian cysts, so I want to find out whether or not I actually have anything. It may be serious, or it may not, but at any rate, I want to find out.

SPD is a sensory processing disorder. It's associated with ASDs - autism spectrum disorders.

 

[tommytikl]

Well from the male perspective, I had a girlfriend who could make me cum while I was inside her and I didn't move at all!!
She made me cum just from her Kegel muscles moving in a certain way...
Those were good times!

 

[Sammy Scales]

Having found both of these posts in this http://www.ticklingforum.com/showthread.php?t=173993 thread, I felt that, combined in a new one, a lot of interesting information could be obtained.






So- I think this is an excellent opportunity to forget about tickling, ladies, and continue this thread as a "Tighter Than Thou" competition.

If we gents are sufficiently impressed by reading forty or fifty contributions, each one lovingly posted by our lissome TMF ladies, and describing in detail your collective vaginal ability to grip our Vaunting Enormities like the clutch of a frenzied gorilla on amphetamines, (I originally wrote 'crack-frenzied gorilla' but given the subject matter I felt this could be misinterpreted) I'm sure the boys can be persuaded to reciprocate with a "My Granitelike Endowment Makes A Mutant Eggplant Look Insubstantial" thread.

Probably.

Meanwhile, darlings, keep those posts coming!!

 

[desdemona]

I'm sure you mean 'pernicious', and no.

Not when 'I Perpetually Ponder on the Pulchritude of Perinea'.

(As sung by Procurer Piggyns in "My Fair Lady Of The Night")

Nope, I meant (sarcastically), perspicuous. Your treatment of a woman's PC muscles is anything BUT pernicious 😉

I, too, can speak some of the queen's language


Main Entry: per·spic·u·ous
Pronunciation: \pər-ˈspi-kyə-wəs\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Latin perspicuus transparent, perspicuous, from perspicere
Date: 1586

: plain to the understanding especially because of clarity and precision of presentation <a perspicuous argument>
synonyms see clear

— per·spi·cu·ity \ˌpər-spə-ˈkyü-ə-tē\ noun

— per·spic·u·ous·ly \pər-ˈspi-kyə-wəs-lē\ adverb

— per·spic·u·ous·ness noun

 

[BrightEyes1082]

*sigh* Jon. Just when I think... you... why do you... I... *sigh*

I might be getting my first pap smear soon. I'm 19, and apparently it's "odd" that I've never had one, after all these years. I presumably might need one now, however, because of current hormonal issues that I've been having within the span of a few months.

Tampons hurt me, too. Yep, yep. I use them anyway, however because I find them very effective. Because of this fact, however, I predict that my pap will have a negative effect on me. I'm sure that with my SPD, it will cause me a lot of mental trouble, no doubt.

The age you're supposed to start getting those screenings is 18. So
you're fine. The level of discomfort varies. They do insert a speculum
(which always skeeves me), and I imagine it'll give you the same level
of discomfort it gives me (same goes for their fingers), because tampons
have always been difficult for me to use (but I'll still take 2 minutes of ouch
over disgusting diaper-like pads)

Don't get too worked up about it, it's normal, it'll be fine, and just try to
relax as much as you can. The more relaxed you are, the smoother it'll go.
(no pun intended)

Alright. We am FINISHED on this topic.

~Mondy and her airtight va-jay-jay

 

[Libertine]

Nope, I meant (sarcastically), perspicuous. Your treatment of a woman's PC muscles is anything BUT pernicious 😉

Glad the rumours are getting around. But I have no personal knowledge of yours, m'dear.

 

[Libertine]

*sigh* Jon. Just when I think... you... why do you... I... *sigh*

Because I'm such a kind source of infinite wisdom and a veritable font of helpful ideas, my sweet.

For instance....

...I imagine it'll give you the same level of discomfort it gives me (same goes for their fingers), because tampons have always been difficult for me to use

Permit me, yet again, to assist you.

Simply acquire a copy of an excellent little volume written by Guillaume Apollinaire (1880-1918) called 'The Debauched Hospodar', read a few pages from Chapter Two, and try again.

You should have no further trouble.

Should you wish to express your gratitude at NEST, do feel free to precede me everywhere, wearing a cheesecloth dress and scattering rosepetals in my path. XXO!

 

[TangerineTicklee]

*sigh* Jon. Just when I think... you... why do you... I... *sigh*




The age you're supposed to start getting those screenings is 18. So
you're fine. The level of discomfort varies. They do insert a speculum
(which always skeeves me), and I imagine it'll give you the same level
of discomfort it gives me (same goes for their fingers), because tampons
have always been difficult for me to use (but I'll still take 2 minutes of ouch
over disgusting diaper-like pads)

Don't get too worked up about it, it's normal, it'll be fine, and just try to
relax as much as you can. The more relaxed you are, the smoother it'll go.
(no pun intended)

Alright. We am FINISHED on this topic.

~Mondy and her airtight va-jay-jay

I'm not so sure that's true - the discomfort part.

I become uncomfortable when people so much as touch me. I won't even let my mother hug me because I don't like how it feels. I don't let anyone touch me. Last doctor's visit I had, my OBGYN asked if she could see that hairy place on my stomach - you no, the normal place, that's related to sex ... that I know nothing about because no one else has been there, even though my doctor told me that people usually use that place - and I wouldn't even let her look at me there. It's not my secrets she wanted to look at ... and all the while ... I didn't even feel comfortable with someone looking at it. Again, SPD here. It's to be expected.

It's more than just discomfort for me in that area. I mean, I'm so sensitive there that it hurts wipe. (I do it, regardless 🙄), but I still can't stand anyone looking at me down there, not to mention someone so much as just touching me on the outside. It would hurt. Badly.

Funny thing... I never relax in public...