Homer: No TV and no beer make Homer something something.
Marge: Go crazy??
Homer: DONT MIND IF I DO! YYEEEAHHHHHRRGH, AARRUUUUUU, BBBBBBB, AAAAA
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Save me Jebus.
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All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.
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Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
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Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You
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I like my beer cold...my TV loud...and my homosexuals flaming.
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Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman --and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.
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Oh look at me!!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy land, living in a gumdrop house on lollipop lane! Oh by the way...I was being sarcastic.
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You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.
Some of my all-time favorites.
Rob