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so i got my driver's license this week

Well congrats. I thoroughly enjoy being able to drive. I'm sure you will too.
 
Congrats. Driving is great. Just ashamed there's that damn ethical thing about hitting civilians for bonus points...
 
Excellent! Although I hope you make more use of your licence than I have mine: I don't think guys are supposed to be as bored by cars and driving as I am...
 
Great!!! Wonderful! You are now the pilot of your own destiny.......




....so enjoy that first heady thrill of using the Dairy Queen drive-thru. Nothing beats the first time. Seriously.
 
CONGRATS! you'll find that driving is the best thing ever since it beats having to take a bus lol enjoy!
 
Congratulations, maybe Zod will let you drive his truck!
 
Remember the following: drive like everybody else is retarded.

Follow that guideline and you'll be perfectly fine.
 
I just got the N off my license, so now I can drive midnight to 6am. 😛 So we're both the coolest people ever.
 
Congratulations!

I hope you learned about Defensive Driving with all of the idiots out there.😀
 
More pictures of YOU!... I was a hippie, well I would go from Jock to Hippie, back to jock, hippie, etc.. I was a real lib back in the day.... Be safe.
 
kered said:
Great!!! Wonderful! You are now the pilot of your own destiny.......




....so enjoy that first heady thrill of using the Dairy Queen drive-thru. Nothing beats the first time. Seriously.
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DAIRY QUEEN HAS DRIVE-THRU?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?! *fucking hyperventilates*

dirk, you own the key to my soul.
 
"That is all"? Woman, you've just managed to succeed at something thats a lot harder than it looks. Driving is no way as easy as the folks on TV, in the movies and so on make it look! Anyone who can learn to do it decently has a lot going for them! Congratulations!

Chrisums said:
No, driving scares the hell out of me. I view every other person on the road as an assassin, out to take my life if I'll let them. 😛

It keeps me alert.
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Boy do I hear that. Between shitheads yakking away on their cell phones (where are the cops who're supposed to be bestowing tickets upon these airheads?), truckers who pull up within mere inches of your rear bumper because they've taken one too many of those little white pills, and brainless buttwipes who slam into your rear bumper while you're stopped at a red light for no particular reason and then blame you...

There are times I wish I had a car like James Bond had in one of the early "007" movies. You know, the tricked-out Aston-Martin with machine guns, missile launchers and an oil slick shooter.
 
emilyemilyemily said:
DAIRY QUEEN HAS DRIVE-THRU?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?! *fucking hyperventilates*

dirk, you own the key to my soul.
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Thankee mucho......but you are too talented and just plain independent for me to own any part of you. Well, unless you come up with a brilliant idea and start a company in which I buy stock in "Emily International".


I'm not kidding about the Dairy Queen drive-thru. It's one of those sacred rites of passage.
 
Any fast-food restaurant that can fit a lane for a car and safely knock out a segment of wall has a drive-thru. Hell, the Starbucks up where I work has a drive-thru... I really hate it, because it's so "convenient" for folks to get their morning fix, they end up blocking traffic waiting to turn in off a busy 45-MPH road.
 
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