Some Interesting Milagros Facts

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Mils has 2 toasters.

 

[kurchatovium]

Mils has over 300 coat hangers

 

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Mils doesn't own an iron.

 

[milagros317]

Mils can shape shift into different animals

No, not me.

Mils has 2 toasters.

No, only one.

Mils has over 300 coat hangers

No, not me.

Mils doesn't own an iron.

True. Also, I have never ironed clothing in my life.

 

[kurchatovium]

Mils has a massive quantum computer in his place

 

[milagros317]

Mils has a massive quantum computer in his place

No, not me.

 

[kurchatovium]

Mils is an expert at line dancing

 

[milagros317]

Mils is an expert at line dancing

No, not me.

 

[kurchatovium]

Mils teaches modern art to hyperactive gorillas

 

[milagros317]

Mils teaches modern art to hyperactive gorillas

No, not me.

 

[kurchatovium]

Mils feeds constipated elephants a high fiber diet.

 

[Edge]

Mils is a math wiz.

 

[milagros317]

Mils feeds constipated elephants a high fiber diet.

No, not me.

Mils is a math wiz.

A bit.

 

[kurchatovium]

Mils teaches clams how to do gymnastics

 

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Mils chews his food quietly.

 

[milagros317]

Mils teaches clams how to do gymnastics

No, not me.

Mils chews his food quietly.

True.

 

[kurchatovium]

Mils teaches frogs how to sing opera.

 

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Mils hates opera.

 

[milagros317]

Mils teaches frogs how to sing opera.

No, not me.

Mils hates opera.

True.

 

[kurchatovium]

Mils can travel through time

 

[milagros317]

Mils can travel through time

I wish.

 

[kurchatovium]

Mils raises exotic birds in his spare time.

 

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Mils knows Kung Fu.

 

[milagros317]

Mils raises exotic birds in his spare time.

No, not me.

Mils knows Kung Fu.

No, not me.

 

[kurchatovium]

Mils gives massages to enraged buffalo.