No, not me.Mils hangs out with Rudolph after the holidays
True.Mils has never been to the North Pole.

No, not me.Mils is really Santa Claus![]()


No, not me.Mils keeps Rudolph in his apartment after Christmas![]()
Yes, $20.Mils tips his mail delivery person for Christmas.
No, not me.Mils can do Christmas magic.![]()
True.Mils doesn't like eggnog.
No, not me.Mils has ridden in Santa's sleigh several times.
Yes, because I was out of town.Mils posted less this week on the SSF than usual.
No, not me.Mils drinks lots and lots of egg nog
No, not me.Mils has a quantum computer to store his food recipes.
I wish.Mils has a team of robots that handle all of his daily chores.
I wish.Mils is actually an interdimensional super being.

No, not me.Mils jogs 10 miles everyday![]()

No, not me.Mils can lift over 400 pounds with just one arm.![]()
No, not me.Mils likes vanilla ice cream more than chocolate.