Some obscure humor for a (very) select few.

[Loki_33]

So three fire-breathers walk into a screen door.

The fourth one ducks.

😀😀😀😀😀😀​

 

[kered]

Excellent!

 

[bellystrokes]

you know me, the goddess, I have a double screening process!!!!!

 

[Illtcklu]

I screen, you screen we all Screen for Ice cream!!!!!

 

[steph]

Ya know, I had the weirdest dream the other night--I was rockin' it live in Huntington and what do I see up on the ROOF but a bunch of GARGOYLES!!!!
XOXO

 

[Loki_33]

Gargoyles? What are you doing, eating chronic-based tacos?

 

[penny lane]

 

[steph]

Mmmm, quite possibly--but you should come find out how they SMELL...(and only then can you truly respect mah authoritay...)
XOXO

Gargoyles? What are you doing, eating chronic-based tacos?

 

[Illtcklu]

Gargoyles? What are you doing, eating chronic-based tacos?

.............or chronic-based screening

 

[Illtcklu]

I decided to post twice.............. while thinking once!!!!

 

[Loki_33]

I decided to post twice.............. while thinking once!!!!

Or walking twice without thinking at all.

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[Ticklemeslow]

but very funny none the less. And started sooner than I thought.

 

[tklbd]

And now for something completely different......NOT!!!!

Coming soon to the SILVER SCREEN!!!!!!!!
"INS and OUTS"--The story of a Man, a Screen Door, And The Obstacles in Life. A Screen Gems, Production; with special music from The Doors!!!

 

[bellystrokes]

Coming soon to the SILVER SCREEN!!!!!!!!
"INS and OUTS"--The story of a Man, a Screen Door, And The Obstacles in Life. A Screen Gems, Production; with special music from The Doors!!!

Followed by a screening of "Charlie's Angels". And they're all his!!!!!

 

[Loki_33]

Followed by Episode II: Attack of the Screens.

 

[bellystrokes]

Screw the Nazi pancakes, give me some of those Screen Eggs and Ham.

 

[steph]

Easy there beach~going pals...Try and remember that posted speed limit on the boardwalk for skaters is no higher than 2.5 MPH! Violators WILL be prosecuted AND subjected to a mandatory strip search personally administered by HEAD officers Blaine and Lance, and if things start to get sticky, more backup will be requested. So, HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW?

XOXO
ps~I've been looking for an opp to use that smiley!

 

[Ticklemeslow]

Screw the Nazi pancakes, give me some of those Screen Eggs and Ham.

That made me choke on my drink, that was really good!! Loved it!!

 

[bellystrokes]

That made me choke on my drink, that was really good!! Loved it!!

Well quit drinking!!!!!!! heheheheheeh

It is hard juggling fun and responsibilities especially with gargoyles lurking.

 

[steph]

That is right. By all means, quit the drinking. You might hit a bump and SPILL it.
Of course if you do, you won't have to worry about the cops (skate patrol or otherwise.) With your empty cup, they can't kick your ass OR take your doughnuts!

(sniff, sniff...) Hey...speaking of chronic, I'm quite SURE that herbage at the bonfire was just MaryJane dressed up to LOOK like sage, wasn't it?
XOXO

Well quit drinking!!!!!!! heheheheheeh

It is hard juggling fun and responsibilities especially with gargoyles lurking.

 

[chrisheaven]

Or walking twice without thinking at all.

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mmaayy II rreeccoommmmeenndd tthhee ddoouubbllee ppoossttiinngg tthhrreeaadd??

 

[bellystrokes]

That is right. By all means, quit the drinking. You might hit a bump and SPILL it.
Of course if you do, you won't have to worry about the cops (skate patrol or otherwise.) With your empty cup, they can't kick your ass OR take your doughnuts!

(sniff, sniff...) Hey...speaking of chronic, I'm quite SURE that herbage at the bonfire was just MaryJane dressed up to LOOK like sage, wasn't it?
XOXO

Of course it was, dear, of course it was!!!!

 

[steph]

Uh huh, uh huh...you see, I KNEW it all along. I could tell by the SMELL!
(but, did it qualify as a BENCHMARK scent?) Hmmm...
XOXO

Of course it was, dear, of course it was!!!!

 

[Ticklemeslow]

Well quit drinking!!!!!!! heheheheheeh

It is hard juggling fun and responsibilities especially with gargoyles lurking.

Your double screening process didn't work all that well, since I seem to recall a female gargoyle lurking. hehehehehehe

And Mark wanted me to ask if anyone has ever seen the movie, "The Screen Mile"? hehehehe

Also we both came up with this:

Does CSI know about the screen incident?, ya know, Crime Screen Investigation? hehehehehehe I like that one.

 

[bellystrokes]

Your double screening process didn't work all that well, since I seem to recall a female gargoyle lurking. hehehehehehe

And Mark wanted me to ask if anyone has ever seen the movie, "The Screen Mile"? hehehehe

Also we both came up with this:

Does CSI know about the screen incident?, ya know, Crime Screen Investigation? hehehehehehe I like that one.

Female gargolye????? Proof??? Do you have proof??? That CSI team goes only with evidence you know.

Tell you man, I also enjoying the classic, "Screening in the Rain".