Team JoManda experience "QWOP" :

[Deleted member 66627]

Thank you, Scottish Cassidy for introducing us to something so horrifically hysterical that I alone cannot put into words. So I'll share my experience playing it alongside my Partner in Crime; Manda:

QWOP Game.​

Manda:
WTF IS THIS QWOP
I CANT MOVE
EXCEPT ON MY ASS

Jo:
i know.. that's what makes me laugh so hard
it's like a special olympics game

Manda:
WE MUST DO THIS WHILE INTOXICATED

Jo:
we already blow at it while sober.. watch we become like QWOP experts while hammered

Manda:
lmfao prolly
i just did a facetrack

Jo
it's fabulous

Manda:
THIS IS GAY AND ***ISH THERE IS NO WINNING

Jo:
everyone is a winnar in the speshul olympics

Manda:
omg i did 2 metres

Manda:
32 metres and still going
running on one knee

Jo: i just did one of those laughs where your mouth is closed..but it's so funny that you should have just 'laughed out loud'.. so a snot rocket just shot out of my nose

Manda:
LMFAOOOOO
YES

Jo: currently cleaning my laptop screen

Manda: ugh i almost stood up!

Jo: seriously, manda, if you keep narrating.. with how tired/emotionally vulnerable i am right now.. i might become a major asset in the water works fetish area

Manda:
bwahahhahahahhahahahhaha
yessssssss
omg i just knocked over the 50 metre stick thing
now im kicking it along
i have one leg out in front of me, and riding along on muy knee

Jo: yep. have to piss. hang on.

 

[BrightEyes1082]

For those of you who would like to see the evidence:

It was pretty amazing. I posted these on Facebook, and I'm either too tired
or too jaded to care. 😀

 

[asutickler]

I thought "QWOP!" was onomatopoeia for what happens when you offer 'Manda an M&M... 😀

 

[TropicThunder]

I managed to pull of -15 meters.

 

[milagros317]

I tried it. I failed miserably. 😱

 

[Snail Shell]

I have defeated QWOP, with a final score of 100.6 meters. The hurdle at 50m was a pain in the ass. 😛

SS

 

[Filthyweasel]

My work here is done

 

[Bothersome]

I'll be honest. I cheated.

 

[Snail Shell]

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And people say I have too much time on my hands...

SS

 

[sasaxrah]

Mine just does the splits until he does a head dive onto the track.

 

[Flatfoot]

Uggghghhh! This game is so DIFFICULT! I wanna see if I can get the guy to do a flip. 😀

**EDIT: I just realized that when playing this, I have my head constantly tilted to the right side, for some reason.

 

[giggle-maker]

This is officially the most fucked up thing I have ever seen.

Period.

 

[ticklemepls]

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And people say I have too much time on my hands...

SS

ROFL... he looks like he's skipping down the track!