The Dangers of Cybering....

[Mimi]

Don't let this happen to you.....

http://members.cox.net/daguilar1/funny.shtml

Mimi 😀

 

[ViperGTS]

Yeah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.

That's fuckin great.

OMG, that made my day. HARRRRR!!

 

[Mimi]

This one floored me....

"Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!
Wellhung: I'm flaccid.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face.
Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.
Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse. "

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Some hilarious ones in there, Mimi. 😀

 

[Celtic_Emperor]

I'm not finished reading them, but I like this one the best so far, heres the last part of it:

"bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate: Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate: What the fuck?
DirtyKate: You perverted piece of shit
DirtyKate: fuck "


Man, you can't fake stuff like this! LOL Bless that guy. 😀

EDIT:

I read them all and the last one is the funniest and most cruel. Make sure to read it people. 😀

 

[ViperGTS]

Yes, the last one is amazing...I wish I could do this, I would crack up laughing and lose the ability to type.

 

[Mimi]

HAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

 

[Sultrybrunette]

Roflmao. Omg I cant type I am laughing so hard. It really was you Viper wasnt it? Just admit it lmao

 

[Cosmo_ac]

they were funny, but the last one i didn't find very funny at all.

 

[Mimi]

I've seen Viper with pizza....you could be onto something Snetters!! 😀

 

[NG02]

they were funny, but the last one i didn't find very funny at all.

I agree. Guys that have that much time on their hands deffinitley need to get out. Somone needs to kick his/her ass whoever it is. But in the same regaurds you cant blame just him cuz some of the ppl still would chat with him after he said the first wierd thing.

 

[Cosmo_ac]

don't get me wrong NGO, i found the rest relatively funny, even though i admit i'd probably find it annoying if i was one of those people, but in the last one he goes from annoying to insulting and hurtful, which IMO, is when it stops being funny and becomes abusive.

 

[NG02]

Yea cuz i got to admit that the vegetable one was funny as hell, but when it came down to that last one, it just got to me. Its kinda hard to believe she actually sent him the pic after he was like, "im hiding from the cops" that would have been the point I wouldve put his ass on iggy. But then thats just me.

 

[Mimi]

Don't take it too seriously, fellas. I'm pretty sure if it's not ALL made up, then it has at least been embellished a bit to make it funnier to the average reader. Very few people online, no matter how desperate, would continue to stick around and continue with the cyber scene after being insulted and verbally abused that way...lol

Mimi 😉

 

[MrMacphisto]

This guy rocks... the part about the turkey was funny as hell....

 

[Dave2112]

I bow to you, oh Mistress of Finding Neat Shit! You never fail to find a way to put a smile on my face every day. 😀

 

[Celtic_Emperor]

Don't take it too seriously, fellas. I'm pretty sure if it's not ALL made up, then it has at least been embellished a bit to make it funnier to the average reader. Very few people online, no matter how desperate, would continue to stick around and continue with the cyber scene after being insulted and verbally abused that way...lol

Mimi 😉

Oh, I wouldn't be so sure. Things like this don't have to be made up to be funny or abusive. There are pranksters (not to be entirely confused with trollers) who get their entertainment this way, either on a dare from their friends who are also in on it doing the same thing, or they're doing it so people like the site owner will post it. They KNOW it will become public knowledge which is all part of the joke. Its not meant to be private or personal at all. Its like that candid camera show. He's screwing with random cybersexers, probably is not one himself by the way he demeans them and their turn-ons, and is doing this for his own personal amusement, the amusement of others, or those whom would enjoy this.

Just like trollers are considered geniune in their ability to start trouble, so to are people like this. Nothing about this would have to be exagerated. Everything about what he did specifically implies, to me, that he planned all of these occurances in advance and just worked with whatever random person came about. And because these are people looking for cyber sex, its so easy to put them into an embarassing role and lead them on only to spring the trap on them later.

This isn't uncommon these days.

Ever hear of that "happy slapping" thats on the rise in the UK, where people will slap people at random and take a picture of it on their camera phone? Its called happy slapping and this is very much like that, at least in how its carried out. All he cares about is being able to save the conversation to prove that it ever happened, the way they save the pictures.

 

[asutickler]

I've probably seen that same thing in a hundred different places around the internet... and it STILL cracks me up!

Especially this part:

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.


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