The infinite wisdom of Us

[EBunbury]

OK, I'll bite. Which of my fantasies will come true next? 😉

🙂 E. Bunbury

 

[ChosenofMystra]

hehe I think I'll ask a third question from our ominipotent officials.

Is it true that one should never think to have thought, because the thinking of thoughts is thoughtless thinking? If you think you're thinking, you're only thinking that you think, but you never really think.

 

[Illtcklu]

Why is it whenever I try to follow a rainbow and reach the Gold, the rainbow doesn;t touch the ground?

I WANT ME GOLD!




But seriously............ I've always wondered about twins.................

18 huh? Any more twins lurking around?


I thought I'd ask the all knowing ones.

 

[Innocentgirl87]

Haha, great thread. Alright, I'm jumping along.

What happened to the dinosaurs?

 

[ShiningIce]

What do I desire more than anything?

 

[alchemy]

tear your soul apart!!!

Oh twins of tickle...will my Ask Alchemy thread be one day re-opened so that I may once again set about my overly intricate, and surprisingly ineffective conquering of the world?

It's kinda like the puzzle box from Hellraiser...except without the...well...oh it doesn't have the ho....no..no actually it kinda does. Actually, it's EXACTLY like the puzzle box from Hellraiser.

 

[kurchatovium]

Do you like bunnies? Will I get tickled soon? How has agrarian reform affected modern cosmolgy theory? 😀 😀

 

[Twins of tickle]

The secrets of leprechauns

Tickleshotel

Why is it whenever I try to follow a rainbow and reach the Gold, the rainbow doesn;t touch the ground?

Ahh, young one, you have stumbled across one of the most important secrets of the modern world. The rainbow is an optical illusion, created by holding several differently pieces of glass over a very powerful flashlight. A small man in a jeep is then driving away from the spot, still using the flashlight to maintain the illusion, making it impossible to catch up on fot. If the pursuers happen to be in a vehicle, they drive into town and walk from there, as walking is about twice as fast in an average large city. The US government invented this myth as a result of the degrading general health of people in the states. The myth of money was invented to motivate them to run more. The myth failed something incredible, due to the fact that it's easier to sit in a office and earn equal money without exercise. A similar attempt was made in Russia a few years back, but failed in all aspects except for reducing the population, as the seekers started playing russian roulette over the prize as soon as they imagined themselves close to the gold.

 

[Twins of tickle]

The dark toothpaste conspiracy

Bel

I always wonder how they could get all the different cloured strips of tooth paste into the tube

It's actually quite simple. They simply take the differently coloured strips of toothpaste and arrange them the way they want it to be, then they wait a few years until the outer layer has hardened, then they paint it over and call it plastic. The simulation is so close that it is nigh impossible to tell apart the old painted-over toothpaste from plastic.

 

[Twins of tickle]

Our family tree

Steph

Hm, I have a sister named Jenny~any relation?

Our godly bloodline extends far, and stretches beyond the simple state of New York.

 

[Twins of tickle]

Laughing at death

TicklishGrl4Lfe

I'll hop on the bandwagon. How will I die?

As death is a very grave matter, we have done extensive research into this. While scanning through the minds of all the members here on the forums, we discovered a sinister plan hatched by Kurchatovium. He plans to gather all those who have wrote even a slight comment on the thread "Lets Tease TicklishGrl4Lfe!". We do not wish to alarm you, but you will not survive the event...
You will die happy though, if it helps.

 

[Twins of tickle]

Fantasia

EBunbury

OK, I'll bite. Which of my fantasies will come true next?

Even a person without the incredible enlightenment that is privy to us will soon realise which one, as we just so happen to be traveling to Las Vegas within a few months... 😉

 

[Twins of tickle]

Thinking of thoughts that ought not be thought.

ChosenofMystra

hehe I think I'll ask a third question from our ominipotent officials.

Is it true that one should never think to have thought, because the thinking of thoughts is thoughtless thinking? If you think you're thinking, you're only thinking that you think, but you never really think.

Haha, thank you for remaining so loyal to our thread, Chosen. We hope you enjoy the incredible truths we impart.

The only thought that ought not be thought, is the thought that thoughts ought be thought when thoughts ought not to be thought at all.

Hope we cleared it all up for you.

 

[Twins of tickle]

Attack of the clones?

Illtcklu

18 huh? Any more twins lurking around?

While there are thousands of twins the world around, none can match our wit or intelligence. To the best of our knowledge (meaning that it is ultimate truth) there are no other twins in the part of New York that we inhabit. We are however slightly aquainted with a family with triplets, who sadly has not been brought into the wonderful world of tickling yet...

 

[Chuck D]

how many tickles does it take to make a ticklish ticklee crack?

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

TicklishGrl4Lfe


As death is a very grave matter, we have done extensive research into this. While scanning through the minds of all the members here on the forums, we discovered a sinister plan hatched by Kurchatovium. He plans to gather all those who have wrote even a slight comment on the thread "Lets Tease TicklishGrl4Lfe!". We do not wish to alarm you, but you will not survive the event...
You will die happy though, if it helps.

MAN! I can't wait!

Question 2: Will I ever attend a NEST gathering?

 

[steph]

Well if we're related, it had better. My family passed thru NY for all of about a minute of a half via Ellis Island~they came here from Sicily! 😛
XOXO

Steph


Our godly bloodline extends far, and stretches beyond the simple state of New York.

 

[Twins of tickle]

Ticklish-Rex?

Innocentgirl87

Haha, great thread. Alright, I'm jumping along.

What happened to the dinosaurs?

Thank you, Annie. Hope everyone likes this thread.

The commonly accepted theory that the dinosaurs died out due to a meteor is nothing but lies. They did die out due to an astronomic phenomena, but not what is suspected.
As everyone knows (or at least we do) the moon is slowly increasing it's distance from earth. Only a few centimeters at a time, but one can easily figure out that approximately at the same time the dinosaurs is believed to have died out, the moon orbited the earth with a distance of roughly three feet. It quite simply clubbed all dinosaurs to death. The more wary ones survived for a while, but eventually they relaxed and got a big rock in the neck. Crocodiles survived by staying close to the ground, and sharks lived in the waters (although the powerful flooding everytime the moon passed by made life something of a constant rollercoaster).
Hedgehogs survived as long as they stayed clear of the crocodiles.

 

[ShiningIce]

What is it I truly seek.