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The Official Sammi-chan Fan Club Thread

Eight months and only nine pages? That's wrong, somehow.

More scandalous still that I have not posted here. I love my Elfling. Always have. Always will.

I view your lack of participation in my thread as a lack of attention. You owe me, babe. 😉
 
Brad and Sammi? When did this happen? Why am I never notified about anything these days? First I find out about Senshi and Karen and now this...😉

And actually, if you have it on default setting, Brad, this thread is actually 36 pages. Pretty impressive, if I do say so myself.
 
Aw, crap. We're all outta blenders. >_< We do have a toaster oven or two somewhere.
 
Aw, crap. We're all outta blenders. >_< We do have a toaster oven or two somewhere.

hehe...

Coming from someone who unloads trucks on nights and works hardwood floors on days...I think I could use a damn toaster oven to cook some like store bought pizza from time to time.

Now...what the hell does this all entail? Do I get a decoder ring? Do I have to be a slave monkey? Do I have to punch old people for the sake of it?
 
Brad and Sammi? When did this happen? Why am I never notified about anything these days? First I find out about Senshi and Karen and now this...😉

And actually, if you have it on default setting, Brad, this thread is actually 36 pages. Pretty impressive, if I do say so myself.

Um...what? 😵 When DID this happen?

I drop off for a week or two, and the whole damn world is on its ear.
 
Ah heh heh... it became official April 30. I would have made a thread about it, but that would have embarr--

--*makes new topic*
 
Ah heh heh... it became official April 30. I would have made a thread about it, but that would have embarr--

--*makes new topic*
lmao

Actually, it's a good idea to make a new thread about you and Sammi. Because there are alot of guys...and girls...that would love to hit on her since they don't know that she's taken. 😉
 
I'm not gonna be popular if I can't flirt anymore, aren't I?
 
I'm not gonna be popular if I can't flirt anymore, aren't I?
Nah, you'll still be popular. xD In fact, if Brad is okay with it and both you and whomever you're flirting with knows that it's just random play and that you're taken, then you could probably flirt anyways. I have a tendency to flirt/flatter quite a bit on this forum which really isn't a great thing for me to do seeing as I actually have a girlfriend in my life right now.

You might not be popular if you can't flirt anymore but I might not be popular if I DO flirt anymore. xD
 
Of course you can still flirt. It's only an internet relationship, and God knows that most of those fail (considering the triviality of such things and the distance between Montreal and wherever you are). So I wouldn't worry too much about being popular, or about flirting, Sam. You could be Mother Teresa or the town bicycle and it probably wouldn't make much of a difference either way. But it IS nice to pretend, I guess.


I lol'd. The only person who's "taken" is the person who thinks that online relationships aren't just glorified schoolyard recess marriages for adults (but much more impersonal, frightfully less probable, and often shorter).
 
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*enters and bows before Empress Sammi* Greetings, Empress. I wonder if you have any job openings in your court; preferably as a court assassin, or a pirate/privateer.
 
"Pirate" and "privateer" are two completely different positions. They are NOT synonymous; they are mutually exclusive. Pirates are pirates because they are not sanctioned by government authority; that's the very fundamental of being a pirate, that you are NOT acting within the bounds of the law but, more often than not, are acting in a manner that puts you at odds with the law. Privateers work for the government, putting them within the realm of the law. So, please, if you're going to cyber-cosplay, research your stuff first.

Or, better yet, just don't cyber-cosplay.
 
But we need privateers! Who else is gonna bring me ill-gotten booty? Go and privateer with my bless. n_n
 
What's this about court appointments? Naturally, I'd like to apply for the Chief Interrogation Officer postion. Barring that, I'll settle for the Court Jester. If you're short on applicants, I may be able to double as BOTH! :laughing:

If those are closed already, I'd like to be appointed Head Caretaker of the Soft Cuddly Things.
 
Sammi-Chan shall be the Superior Flirtesstrix in the coming Tickle Kingdom! :laughing:
 
Who's releasing that potential gem of a film? If it's 21st Century Fox, tell Sammi she's a fool because I sure don't own a Blu-Ray...stupid exclusivity contracts!!! X__X

Soooooooooo... Sammi, do you 2 have any plans on a meet or am I late for that boat too?
 
We're shooting for mid-late summer. We'll see.

Oh! And I'm waiting for HVD. 😛
 
I'll bring the.....chips....of...Doom...and onion...

yeah...
 
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