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The Rule Thread, make em don't break em.

Rule #26: Thinking about growing a beard? Is your name Chuck Norris? No? Then don't grow a beard, poseur.
 
Rule #27. Remember, Velvet Jones wrote the book of love.

Rob
 
Rule #28. Popcorn can be used as insulation for you home.

Rob
 
Rule 29: There is no problem in the world that cannot be solved with fire. :firedevil
 
Rule #31 Don't pick your nose in the community room. Do it in your own.
 
Rule #35. The adding of more rules gets better when more people do it.

Rob
 
Rule #36 for the guys: after doing #1, only one shake of the wang, because any more than that constitutes pleasure and we're not in that business
 
Rule #37. If you do shake your wang more than once, attach a bell so that others can dance while waiting.

Rob
 
Rule #39. No one over the age 10 should wear footie pajamas. EVER.

Rob
 
Rule #40: Do not attempt to sneak up on, or approach Tony Danza from behind.
 
Rule #44. When douchery is afoot, its best to stay up and off the floor.

Rob
 
Rule #45

Never curse a truck driver or farmer with your mouth full
 
# 47...bow down before the one you serve..oops i meant 47
 
Rule #48. He-Man was a great cartoon. The live action movie, not so great.

Rob
 
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