The Self Referential Thread

[milagros317]

Okay, we will have to be patient and wait for their return. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

There back. 😀 😀 😛 😛

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[General Zod]

We have plenty of candies nuetrinos for them 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Excellent General Zod. They love those. 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

And we are eager to hear what they have learned. 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

My friends I have to sign off Something needing my attention just came up I hope to be on tomorrow night Sorry I gotta go Peace and wuv 😛 😀

 

[milagros317]

Good night, General Zod.
Peace and wuv to you. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Good Night General Zod. Take care my good friend. Peace and wuv. 😀 😀

 

[milagros317]

Have the atomic scouts made their report? 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Yes they have. Looks very scary.

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[kurchatovium]

Apparently there are about 50 Battlestars all surrounding an even larger object called a Battle Quasar. 😱

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[milagros317]

That sounds quite scary indeed. 😱 😱
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[kurchatovium]

Yes it does. I am really glad I sent the scouts back out. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Maybe we need to wait for the weapons upgrades to be finished. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Good idea mils. THE THREAD says they will be done by tomorrow. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

OK, the really big battle will take place tomorrow, then. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Yes, THE THREAD assures me all the new weapons will be online by tomorrow. So we will be armed to fight this epic battle. 😀 😀 😛 😛

 

[milagros317]

I'm very glad to hear that, we'll need those upgraded weapons. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

List of new weapons now online:

New process Hyperdimensionalization Of Electromagnetic Radiation. Allows regular light waves and radiation to be made hyperdimensional.

This allows two new weapons:

CREATOR's HYPERLIGHT BOMBS (nickname RIGHTEOUS)---> these bombs are 1000 times more potent than the predecessors and tend to disintegrate anything made of dark matter.

HyperX-Ray Cannon (nickname X-Hammer)----> An improvement overthe X-Ray gun and now made into a cannon. Blasts matter to widdle bitty sub atomic bits.

New Process Interstitial Constructive Harmonic Interference. A quantum level process that allows quantum processes to constructively interfer with one another and thereby increase their power.

This allows the weapon:

Planet Smasher (nickname SMASH) ----> This weapon is an improvement over the Planet Wave Cannon. It is at least 2000 times more powerful and must be used wisely as it can even destroy whole solar systems with ease.

New material Spatiated Hyperquarkonium. Interwoven hyperquarks compressed into a exceedingly hard super metallic substance.

This allows the weapon:

Spatiated Hyperquarkonium Missle (nickname SPLATTER) ---> this weapon replaces the old depleted Hyperprotonium missles and is at least 700 times more powerful. The weapon tends to cause the structure of anything it hits to blast to bits at high velocity. This "splatter" from which the weapon gets its name cause considerable secondary damage.

New process Time Layering. Allows multiple layering of the same object or engergy field in several time frames.

This allows:

CREATOR's HUG ----> the new name for our improved shields. Now at least 1000 times more powerful.

Also allowed is the new weapon:

HOLY KATYUSHA Time Torpedo (nickname MANICAL)----> This weapon is truely a sight to behold it looks like several thousand Katyusha TITAN missles hitting at once even though there is really only one bomb. Time Layering in this case lterally means the bombs are destroying you in past present and future.

New process Gattlingization . Turns ordinary weapons into a high rate rapid fire barrage.

Allows the weapon:

Gattling Quantum Singularity Projector (nickname MASTER BLASTER)---> A high rapid fire QSP that can shoot out over 1000 singularites per second. Super destruction at super speed.

All these weapons are now online.

End of Report

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[milagros317]

Wow, THE THREAD has outdone himself this time. A wonderful collection of new weapons. 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

Wow, THE THREAD has outdone himself this time. A wonderful collection of new weapons. 😀 😛

And how my friend I love the names 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Thanks. I am sure THE THREAD will be very happy to hear we love the new weapons. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

I particularly like RIGHTEOUS and SMASH. 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

I love MANICAL A most very^9999999999 great name 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

I must say that is a fine name also. 😀 😛