The Self Referential Thread

[kurchatovium]

Never met him actually. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

It's hard to talk to him, because he's bent over backwards so far that his head is upside down and touching the ground. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

That would make him hard to talk too. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

He doesn't walk very fast that way, either. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

I would imagine that would be true as well. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Can Adam's friend Ben Zene cook? 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Yeah he has a little molecular stove. 😀 😀 😛

 

[TKpervert]

This Ben Dover character ... does he work in the IRS office in Fresno Calif. ?

 

[kurchatovium]

Yes with his assitant Anita Lottamoney. 😀 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

*kurchatovium heads down to the third level of Hell with his enchanted Sword Of Dreams and quickly finishs off all the lesser demons. He awaits the Violator King*

Violator King: "Come out Preacher it time for you to die."

kurchatovium: "You'll forgive me if I am not in any hurry to die. Besdes funeral expenses are so hefty these days I think its cheaper if I stay alive."

*kurchatovium appears for instant and the Violator attempts to strike at him but misses him*

Violator King: :"Agggh!! When I am done with you there wont be anyting left to bury Preacher. Bwahahahahahaha so you wont have to worry about your funeral."

kurchatovium: "How very reassuring of you and here I thought you were just a bloated asswipe of evil."

*kurchatovium appears for instant again and disappearsonly to reappear suddenly a get a strike at Violator King and vanish in an instant once again*

Violator King: "Come on you worthless piece of human excrement fight me."

*kurchatovium reappears again gets another blow to the Violator King however before the vanish the Violator gets a blow of his own*

kurchatovium: "I am fighting you its just a style quite of my own."

Violator King: "Baaaaah!! If you what to die slow its of no matter to me Preacher."

*kurchatovium quickly appears and gets two more blows in and vanishes just before the Violator king strikes.*

Violator King; "Damn you Preacher. FIGHT!!!"

kurchatovium; "Don't you want to spend some quality time together."

*kurchatovium gets another blow and vanishes again an instant before the Violator King strikes*

Violator King: "Damn I am tired of doing Satan's dirty work. This is not worth it. Lets talk Preacher."

kurchatovium: "You wish to avoid this batltle."

Violator King; "Yessssss. Satan gets all the glory and just sits on his ass. I'm the one that has to all the dirty work. Appear before me and we shall talk.

*kurchatovium appears before him in his Robe of Dreams.*

Violator King: "Bwhahahahahahahahha YOU FOOL! HAHAHAHAHAAHHA."

*the Violator rips at the form with all his might and blows fire and uses his deon stare completly destroying the Robe and what is around it.*

*from nowhere a form reappears. It is kurchatovium without his Robe!!! and he quickly catches the demon off guard and lunges the enchanted dream sword into the demons heart. kurchatovium hits the exact spot where he is supposed to strike and strikes a fatal blow against the Violator King.*

Violator King: CURSE YOU!!!! YOU LIED YOU BASTARD!! YOU DAMNED BASTARD YOU LIED!! PREACHER YOU LIED TO ME!!

kurchatovium: "Hmmmmmmmmmm I guess I did. Well Shame on me. Guess I need to goto confession this Sunday. Know a good church around here. Hmmm guess you wouldn't. Just have to make due I guess."

*kurchatovium smirlks and winks at the demon*

Violator King: "SATAN WILL DESTROY YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS. MARK MY WORDS."

kurchatovium: "As they say in the valley of Southern California "Whatever dude!""

The Violator King Expires and vanishes into ash and a smoldering brimstone*

The third level is cleared.

 

[milagros317]

Very well done, Kurchatovium. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Thanks. I think I need another Robe Of Dreams. I wonder if HDS has a spare. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Probably, because HDS is always well supplied. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

I do believe he is. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

We can always count on HDS. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Most definitely. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

And we can always count on THE POST. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Yes him too. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Obviously, we can always count on THE THREAD, also. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Yup and milagros too. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

And, of course, we can always count on Kurchatovium. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Thanks a bunch my friend. 😀 😀 😀

 

[milagros317]

You're welcome, friend, and it's the truth. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Always glad to help those in the TMF. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Natural Tickler should be back here this week. 😀 😛