The Self Referential Thread

[General Zod]

*takes a big piece of wood and jams it into the mouth of the beast* 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

*The beast roars and removes the wooden shaft from his mouth and throws it through the back wall, the Vampire Lords wounds seem to be healing as well and healing quickly.*

Wow this is one nasty beastie. 😱

😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

*while the best roars again,I throw some of the special mini Void grenades into the mouth of the beast* 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Nice move General Zod. I think we need to kick it up a nocth or two. I am gonna try a new spell. So be careful.

*The void grenades go off and basically suck the Vampire Lords head out into alternate universes. the beast stumbles about and a new head begins to grow in. kurch casts a new spell of CREATOR's MODERATE YLEB. This time a gigantic orb 20 foot in daimeter of glowing super simmering cosmic engery forms and blasts into the Vampire Lord knocking back out of the lab and into and through the opposite wall.*

Now thats the kinda spell I like. I approve.

😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

Outstanding spell Kurch I don't think he liked it

*the troops start firing the crossbows with the vampires coffin wood while he is reeling from the latest attack* 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Excellent timing General Zod. They arrived at a perfect time . Tell them to aim for the heart. 😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

Will do Kurch 😀 😛

*the brave troops aim and fire at his heart*

 

[kurchatovium]

*The troops fire many wooden staves made from the monsters own coffin into his heart. The creature is stunned as he knows we have uncovered his one weakness. The Vampire Lord roars in pain but in mid roar he stops and his flesh begins to ignite and soon he burns with a red intense flame until all that is left is a fine black ash. The Vampire Lord is dead.*

Great job General Zod. Great job troops. Way to go. 😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

Great job with the spells Kurch

The ship's doctors tell me the wounded troops will heal ok

I have to call it a night now Peace and wuv my friend 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Thanks General Zod. Good night my good friend. Take care. Peace and wuv. 😀 😀

 

[milagros317]

A new day has dawned. Surely it will be a fine one for our Armada. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Indeed it will. We vanquished many a evil being last night. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

I am very glad to hear of your successes last night. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Thanks mils. That Time Shifted Hyperdimensional Vampire Lord was a tough one though. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

I'm overjoyed that you vanquished the Time Shifted Hyperdimensional Vampire Lord. Congratulations!
😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Thanks again mils. I hope we dont have too many more of those around here. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

I hope never to meet a Time Shifted Hyperdimensional Vampire Lord myself. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

They really are quite quite nasty and if I dare say even rather rude. 😀 😀 😛 😛

 

[milagros317]

Would I be correct in presuming that, besides being nasty and rude, they also smell bad? 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Yup very^999999999999 nasty odor from those Vampire Lord types. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

I guessed that. I just guessed that Time Shifted Hyperdimensional Vampire Lords would smell really awful. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Yes well the Time Shifted Hyperdimensional Vampire Lords to smell much much worse then the regular Vampire Lords. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Killing that Time Shifted Hyperdimensional Vampire Lord was not a pleasant task, then. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Nope it was definitely not pleasant at all. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

I'm sure that you ignored the difficulties and proceeded with our mission, as always. 😀 😛