The Self Referential Thread

[kurchatovium]

BLEEP-BLOP-BLEEP

*Message in digital morse-code in wav 99.99GigaHtz, at 99.99bit-rate*

"We intercepted and captured your hyper agent while testing the Frequency of Angst. She has been tickle tortured ever since the date of captivity and sedated by low-dose GASWERE. If you still want her to see the lights of Armada again, send a ransom of 1 million KURCH dollars. The leader Kurchatovium has to deliver together with his two allies, Gen. Zod & Mils, the bloody CASH. No weaponries and defenses allowed and they must ONLY wear red and white polka-dot boxer shorts.

Any deviation from instruction will PWN the THREAD forever. "

*kurch storms in his hyperdimesional fashion, destroys all those involved in the kidnapping of the agent, leaves a note that says "Dont screw with the Armada", rescues the hyperagent and returns with her to the Armada.*

😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Great work, Kurch. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Thanks. No one messes with my crew.

😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Nobody does and gets away with it, anyway. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

True. 😉 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

That's one of the reasons that our troops all wuv you, Kurch. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Awwwwwwwwwww thanks mils. Well a good commander should always stick up for his troops. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Yes, that is one of the key elements of being a good commander. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

One of the most important elements in my humble opinion. 😛 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Yes, one of the extremely important elements. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

The enemy must be getting deseperate to resort to such crude measures as this. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Yes, our string of victories has surely made them desperate. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

I think we need to be on guard even more now. Deseperation can make one do soe very nasty things. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Very true, we must be especially vigilant now. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

We should probably increase security. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

That sounds like an excellent idea. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

I'll talk to THE THREAD and see how we can set it up. 😀 😀 😛

 

[Bohemianne]

I'M ALLLLLLIIIIIVEEEE!! (Jim Carey expression)😀

 

[milagros317]

Excellent, I will be ready to implement THE THREAD's suggestions. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

I am sure THE THREAD will have some inventions to go along with the suggestions as well. 😀 😀 😛 😛

 

[Bohemianne]

Well, thanks a lot Kurch for the smooth rescue 😱

*Bunny Ygor can't help but cling to your knees*

 

[milagros317]

That's wonderful news, his inventions are always extremely helpful. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Well, thanks a lot Kurch for the smooth rescue 😱

*Bunny Ygor can't help but cling to your knees*

You are most welcome Bohemianne. I am just glad you are OK. 😀 😀 😛

*kurch pets widdle Ygor*

 

[kurchatovium]

That's wonderful news, his inventions are always extremely helpful. 😀 😛

Yup I always look forward to them as well. 😀 😀 😛

 

[Bohemianne]

You are most welcome Bohemianne. I am just glad you are OK. 😀 😀 😛

*kurch pets widdle Ygor*

^ I'm just so glad they weren't able to force you to wear red and while polka dot boxer shorts...😱😱