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The Self Referential Thread

We wasted 15 minutes at a toll plaza while they called a cop to write a ticket. I don't know what was wrong with the bus that the toll collector saw, but it doesn't inspire confidence. 😱
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Oh yea thats awful when they call the cops and you are on a bus. Takes forever for them to show up and then a long time to sort out the problem. 🙁

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The driver wouldn't tell us what the violation was. I didn't see anything obvious like a broken tail light.
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Thank you, Kurch. 😀 😛
I'll be going to sleep soon, peace and wuv to you. :wavingguy
 
Hi Bohemianne. :bouncybou

*looks out for evil locusts.* 😀 😛

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Good morning Kurch! Ole Pokey had to stop by this morning to say hello. Have a blessed week!!
 
Someplace very dark and very evil:

THE DARK ONE: Where are the Bastards Of Light right now!

The Lord Of Greyness: Currently they are in Level 10. My Siege.

THE DARK ONE: Good! Have the DOOM GUARD finished them off yet.

The Lord Of Darkness: No The Doom Guard have been destroyed by them.

THE DARK ONE: Such incompetence I must put up with. What about the Dark Particle forces.

The Lord Of Hopelessness: All destroyed Master.

THE DARK ONE: Sigh! So what is my DARK COUNCIL doing aside from sitting around!!!

The Lord Of Despair: We are gathering a considerable number of new Dark Forces to arrive at Level 10.

THE DARK ONE: Good! I dont want them entering Level 11

The Lord Of Fear: There are Prophecies that say you must face the one of Light. My Siege.

*THE DARK ONE grabs the Lord Of Fear with one hand and lifts him several feet off the ground. A rather impressive feet since the Lord OF Fear is 10 foot tall and weighs over 10 tons.*

THE DARK ONE: I dont want to hear about some fool prphecies of the bastards of the light. We make our own destiny. I do not listen to THE CREATOR's BS. When I am done he shall listen to me and follow me.

*THE DARK ONE throws the The Lord Of Fear back against the back wall
of the massive room*

The Lord Of Fear: Yes Master. Sorry.

THE DARK ONE: Good Glad I could clarify that for you. Now destroy these intruders that dare enter my realm and hinder my plans. I want to see their rotting carcases decorate this Hall.

The Lord Of Nothingness: As you wish. So shall it be done.

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THE DARK ONE:
 
Very^9999999999999999 likely not nice at all. I don't plan on meeting him for lunch any time soon. 😀 😛
 
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