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The Self Referential Thread

Whats the difference between a leech and a lawyer?

A leech quits sucking your blood after your dead.

😀 😀 😛
 
Why do lawyers get huge mansions in Heaven?

In all of history, Abe Lincoln is the only lawyer up there. 😀 😛
 
Not sure if you guys remember the 80's TV show Alf

One episode,Alf had a dream where he died and went to heaven He was at the gate talking to St.Peter Alf said he wanted to go back home to Earth

Alf says he wants to talk to a lawyer

There was a pause,then St.Peter says "there are no lawyers in heaven " 😀 😛
 
Variation on the same joke. I will grant that Lincoln was an exception to most lawyers, though. 😀 😛
 
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but he'll charge $500 an hour and spend the first ten hours writing the contract to change it. 😀 😛
 
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