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The Self Referential Thread

*arrives at beta-gamma-omicron with the Fletcher sisters (see below)* We find a 37 foot tall monster shaped like a giant octopus with 8 heads, one on the end of each tentacle. We all attack with our enchanted swords, and the octopus is soon a pile of putrifying small pieces. 😀 😛

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Great work milagros and fletcher sisters. Head to omega-gamma delta sector. Another beast there. I will head to delta-pi-omega sector for the other beast. 😀 😀 😛
 
Aye, aye, Kurch. 😀 😛 *the three of us head to omega-gamma delta sector*
 
*arrives at delta-pi-omega sector, to find a 40 foot five headed Lich (a powerful mage in the arts of necromancy). The beast casts a spell a hundreds of skeleton warriors arise from nowhere. Kurchatovium quickly casts spell of Undead Warding and destroys all the skeltons as they vaporize fro the holy spell. The beast cast a spell of Ungholy curse on kurchatovium which kurchatvoium quickly shakes off with a quick prayer to the almighty. Kurchatovium quickly pulls his Staff Of Ages out and plunges it inot the aheart of the beast and turns the handle. The staff releases a blast of divine energy that instantly vapories the abomination.*
 
In omega-gamma delta sector, we find a huge beast in the form of a giant snake, at least 100 feet long, with only one head, but that one is the size of a horse. 😱

Karen Fletcher (on the left) casts a spell that paralyzes the snake. Kristine Fletcher (on the right) casts a spell that calls forth 77,777,777 hungry rats from the earth. We just watch as the rats devours every last speck of the snake. I cast a spell which causes the rats to vanish is a puff of gray smoke. 😀 😛


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Fantastic work troops. Head to delta-epsilon-epsilon sector Milagros. I am heading to mu-phi-omicron sector. 😀 😀 😛 😛
 
Aye, aye, Kurch. 😀 😛 * the three of us head to delta-epsilon-epsilon sector *
 
*Arrives at mu-phi-omicron sector.To find a humongous Scorpion with Ten human heads all vilely deformed. The beast spits poison at kurchatovium which he deflects with sword. Kurchatovium quickly cuts all ten heads with one mighty thrust of his sword leaving the beast dead. *
 
In the delta-epsilon-epsilon sector, we find a beast the size of a football field, which gives off a horrible stench, and has no heads, but thousands of tentacles that try to grab us, and spit poison at us.

Luckily, Kristine has her enchanted staff with her, and strikes one of the tentacles with it, while casting a spell. The beast immediately is transformed into 5,678 tons of chocolate pudding. Quite good tasting pudding, too. 😀 😛
 
Excellent work. Head to pi-pi-mu sector. I will goto mu-gamma-phi sector. 😀 😀 😛
 
*Arrives at mu-gamma-phi sector. Finds a 50 foot Beholder like creature spitting out nasty disintergration spells like crazy. Kurchatovium quickly runs and dodges all the spells with amazing speed and slaughters the abomination with one mighty swing of his sword.* 😀 😀 😛
 
We are ambushed at the pi-pi-mu sector by a blob-like creature that divides itself into four pieces and attacks us from four directions.

Fortunately, Karen has an enchanted flame-thrower with her, and it soon turns all four pieces into dead gray ash. 😀 😛
 
THE THREAD has reported that he has killed 7 abominations himself. He is scanning the area now but I think we got all of them. Great work everyone. 😀 😀 😛
 
I will scan the area for more monster threats You never know if more are hiding :smilestar
 
I want to scan the area too, but I need a scanner. Could someone get me one? Thanks. 😀 😛
 
My scanner shows no more abominations. How about yours milagros, General Zod, and amk714?
 
Well my x-ray vision detecst none However I can't see into lead objects with it Can anyone's scanner look into lead objects? 😀 😛
 
Ok all scans are negative. THE THREAD scans shows nothing as well. He is double checking it though. 😀 😀 😛
 
We are not done with this mission yet we must destroy the Abomination forge and find Azulial as well. We have a ways to go yet my friends. For now I think we have earned an ice cream break though. 😀 😀 😛 😛
 
WOOHOO!!! ICE CREAM BREAK!!! :bouncybou :bouncybou

*breaks out vannila ice cream and blueberries and strawberries and offers it to everyone else* 😀 😛
 
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