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The Self Referential Thread

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THE THREAD said perhaps he will be able to sneak in another small set of upgrades before the final battle. 😛

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Good Night Everyone. Take care my good friends. Peace and wuv. 😀 :bunny: :wub: 😀

Armada Status:

THE THREAD gave us some cool and powerful upgrades today which will help a lot in our upcoming battle at The Dark Council's Lair.
 
kurchatovium said:
New upgrades to The Armada Systems:

A new technology called Grand Rapid Decompressive Escapade (GRDRDE) is a most spectacular find. Now unbelievably extracting more energy out of the event in a controlled manner so as not to destroy everything in the cosmos. This allows:

GRDRDE Exlposive Rockets: These monstrous size rockets take full adavtange of GRDRDE technology and put it to full use. One of these rockets can take down an average battalion. Way cool power. NickName: TITAN

GRDRDE Rapid Gattling Gun: A massive rapid fire gattling gun shooting an impressive 10000 bullets a second of the most powerful ammo in the cosmos. If whatever your shooting isnt gone after a few rounds of this gun it was never there to begin with. Nickname: MONSTER

GRDRDE Explosive Remote Programmable Mines: These mines harness utilize a powerful GRDRDE event. They can be programmed to go off at whatever time or remotely triggered, the can even be triggered by GODSENSE. Powerful fun. Nickname: GODSMITE

A new technology based on Harry's WARHAMMER's OF COSMIC DECIMATION called Yleb Matrix Insertion allows us to create and utilize material from the very primordial creation of the cosmos. :wowzer: This allows us to make:

Yleb Maximum Plate Armor: This is the toughest armor in the cosmos ever. Tougher then your Aunts Fruitcake even. 😛 This stuff can take multiple Dark Matter hits with out even a scratch. It is now deployed on all Armada ships and all troops armor. In addition Giant Robo and Gamera are equipped with it as well. Nickname: TuffStuff

Yleb Tipped Rapid Rockets: These massive rockets achieve super hyper light speeds and slam into their targets with hugmomongous force. You want to break stuff this is what you use. 😀 NickName: SPEEDSLAM

Yleb Tipped Gatlling Torpedoes: These are just the ticket for the away team troops. Super massive power in a light machine gun like device. Great for just destroying everything around you. Nickname: DECIMATOR

A new techonolgy called Impossibilification: Level 5 has taken the impossibility technolgy up several levels at once. Way cool and amazing. This allows:

Impossility Drive: Level 5: The impossibility erngines on all the ships have been upgraded. At fuill throttle these puppies will travel through a whole universe in 10 minutes. An incredible speed that will rip up space and time as well so use with caution.
NickName: SPEEDFREAK

The Impossibility Sniper Gun: One shot. One massive destructive blast. These new guns utilize the impossibilty technoilogy for the first time creating a massive universe ripping distortion that wreeks ultimate havoc. 😱 Nickname: WORLDRIPPER

A new technology called Time Twirling allows the creation of massive whirpools of warped time creating a massive destructive gradient on everything caught in it. This allows:

The Time Cannon: The Celestial Cannon technology is combined with the Time Twirling technology to produce these massive weapons of cosmic destruction. NickName: TIMEOUT

The Time Grenade: These tiny grenades about the size of an egg produce a massive time twirl event causing massive destruction. Use with caution. NickName: TINYTIM

Finally the Lil'Universe Technology as been controlled and casn now be utilized fully. This allows:

The Lil'Universe Flying Mine: These lil babies fly to the target and then destroy just about everything and create a nice pine scent when done. One mine can destroy a whole galaxy so clear out after deploying. NickName: LIL'TROUBLE

These upgrades are all in effect. Enjoy. :bounce:

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Well, my weapons were a bit outdated, so I really appreciate these upgrades. I plan on having my troops train a few of the search dogs in delivering the timytims in stealth fashion and returning quietly before detonation, with permission, of course, Sirs! I will have our field supervisiors always available to be used as ordered when I am not around! 😛
 
PokeyinMich said:
Well, my weapons were a bit outdated, so I really appreciate these upgrades. I plan on having my troops train a few of the search dogs in delivering the timytims in stealth fashion and returning quietly before detonation, with permission, of course, Sirs! I will have our field supervisiors always available to be used as ordered when I am not around! 😛
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Hi Pokey. :hello: How are you? :bounce:

Sounds like a good idea Pokey. Lets do it. :bounce:

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I am fine, my lord


all of these upgrades, how long before they are functional/operational??
and which units will be affected by the upgrades??
 
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