*goes in front of all the troops*
I want you bastards to know that nobody ever won a war by dying for their country They won it by making the other poor dumb bastard by dying for their country We will face our toughest battle ever in our history
We fight on the side of good
That doesn't mean we fight by any stupid code of conduct We fight to win That means we fight dirty When they pull a knife,you pull a gun When they send one of use to the hospital,we send 100 of them to the morgue
Now, some of you boys, I know, are wondering whether or not you'll chicken out under fire. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that you will all do your duty. The demons are the enemy. Wade into them. Spill their blood. Shoot them in the belly. When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do.
We have the finest food and equipment, the best spirit and the best men in the world. You know, by God I actually pity those poor bastards we’re going up against. By God, I do. We’re not just going to shoot the bastards, we’re going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. We’re going to murder those lousy Hun bastards by the bushel.
Now there’s another thing I want you to remember. I don’t want to get any messages saying that we are holding our position. We’re not holding anything. Let the Hun do that. We are advancing constantly and we’re not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy. We're going to hold onto him by the nose and we're going to kick him in the ass. We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time and we're gonna go through him like crap through a goose.
One other thing.................. No prisoners will be taken We fight to win We will not lose The fate of the Cosmos is in our hands
Some years from now,when you are holding your grandchildren on your lap,and they ask what did you do in the great war,you won't have to say,well I shoveled crap in Bayonne,New Jersey 😛
All of us Generals will be fighting along side of you We are proud to do so Now get out there and kick the asses of the enemy