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The Self Referential Thread

Here it is the last part of the report. 😀


Finally there are two giant demons the guard THE DARK COUNCIL. They must be destroyed to get to the DARK COUNCIL's chambers. One is ASMODIUM, the other is TIAMATUS. Both are giant hideous demons of evil most ancient. They are the ones that first helped THE DARK ONE in first encounter with THE CREATOR and stopped the first attempt at creating our cosmos. The are quite dangerous obviously. THE DARK COUNCIL is composed of 10 members

1) The Lord Of Grief

2) The Lord Of Despair

3) The Lord Of Hopelessness

4) The Lord Of Sadness

5) The Lord Of Tears

6) The Lord Of Fear

7) The Lord Of Hate

8) The Lord Of The Void

9) The Lord Of Greyness

10) The Lord Of Darkness

All of these beings must be destroyed so THE THREAD can gain access to the inner chamber which is almost like another realm. This is where THE DARK ONE lurks and where THE THREAD will have to meet him for the FINAL BATTLE.

Be wary as they may be other evil about as THE DARK ONE is expanding this realm quite quickly. Also because of that be wary of odd space time effects as he has no regard for the sanctity of the space-time continuum. Good Luck

End Of Report
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Thanks for the report my friend Which new weapons will be best? 😀 😛

A new technology called Grand Rapid Decompressive Escapade (GRDRDE) is a most spectacular find. Now unbelievably extracting more energy out of the event in a controlled manner so as not to destroy everything in the cosmos. This allows:

GRDRDE Exlposive Rockets: These monstrous size rockets take full adavtange of GRDRDE technology and put it to full use. One of these rockets can take down an average battalion. Way cool power. NickName: TITAN

GRDRDE Rapid Gattling Gun: A massive rapid fire gattling gun shooting an impressive 10000 bullets a second of the most powerful ammo in the cosmos. If whatever your shooting isnt gone after a few rounds of this gun it was never there to begin with. Nickname: MONSTER

GRDRDE Explosive Remote Programmable Mines: These mines harness utilize a powerful GRDRDE event. They can be programmed to go off at whatever time or remotely triggered, the can even be triggered by GODSENSE. Powerful fun. Nickname: GODSMITE

A new technology based on Harry's WARHAMMER's OF COSMIC DECIMATION called Yleb Matrix Insertion allows us to create and utilize material from the very primordial creation of the cosmos. This allows us to make:

Yleb Maximum Plate Armor: This is the toughest armor in the cosmos ever. Tougher then your Aunts Fruitcake even. This stuff can take multiple Dark Matter hits with out even a scratch. It is now deployed on all Armada ships and all troops armor. In addition Giant Robo and Gamera are equipped with it as well. Nickname: TuffStuff

Yleb Tipped Rapid Rockets: These massive rockets achieve super hyper light speeds and slam into their targets with hugmomongous force. You want to break stuff this is what you use. NickName: SPEEDSLAM

Yleb Tipped Gatlling Torpedoes: These are just the ticket for the away team troops. Super massive power in a light machine gun like device. Great for just destroying everything around you. Nickname: DECIMATOR

A new techonolgy called Impossibilification: Level 5 has taken the impossibility technolgy up several levels at once. Way cool and amazing. This allows:

Impossility Drive: Level 5: The impossibility erngines on all the ships have been upgraded. At fuill throttle these puppies will travel through a whole universe in 10 minutes. An incredible speed that will rip up space and time as well so use with caution.
NickName: SPEEDFREAK

The Impossibility Sniper Gun: One shot. One massive destructive blast. These new guns utilize the impossibilty technoilogy for the first time creating a massive universe ripping distortion that wreeks ultimate havoc. Nickname: WORLDRIPPER

A new technology called Time Twirling allows the creation of massive whirpools of warped time creating a massive destructive gradient on everything caught in it. This allows:

The Time Cannon: The Celestial Cannon technology is combined with the Time Twirling technology to produce these massive weapons of cosmic destruction. NickName: TIMEOUT

The Time Grenade: These tiny grenades about the size of an egg produce a massive time twirl event causing massive destruction. Use with caution. NickName: TINYTIM

Finally the Lil'Universe Technology as been controlled and casn now be utilized fully. This allows:

The Lil'Universe Flying Mine: These lil babies fly to the target and then destroy just about everything and create a nice pine scent when done. One mine can destroy a whole galaxy so clear out after deploying. NickName: LIL'TROUBLE

These upgrades are all in effect. Enjoy.
 
Thanks for the weapons report General Zod. I think our best bet is to vary it up. The Dark Lords have a lot of different weaknesses and strengths. if we try to analyze too much we will lose. I think shoot at them if they are still there grab something else and shoot more. 😱
 
kurchatovium said:
Thanks for the weapons report General Zod. I think our best bet is to vary it up. The Dark Lords have a lot of different weaknesses and strengths. if we try to analyze too much we will lose. I think shoot at them if they are still there grab something else and shoot more. 😱
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I will stay away from the L'il Universe stuff I don't wanna take us out as well 😱

😀 😛
 
General Zod said:
I will stay away from the L'il Universe stuff I don't wanna take us out as well 😱

😀 😛
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Good idea. The Lil Universe stuff was designed by THE THREAD for when he battles THE DARK ONE and we try to get out with the Flying Vorpal Bunnies. It there to take out any pursuing enemies. 😀
 
THE POST has an idea. He wants to cheer up the room with some rainbows. Ya think that might help bring the cowards out? 😛
 
ticklingnemesis said:
Awesome idea! :bounce:
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General Zod said:
I think it would :happyhop:

😀 😛
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Thanks.

*Cute widdle POSTIE goes to middle of the room and raise his widdle teddy arms and casts a new spell of RAINBOWS GALORE suddleny the walls are covered with brillant shimmering rainbows and the room fill with brillant glittery rainbows.*

Oooooooooooo nice touch POSTIE. 🙂

*suddenly there is a a great deal of screams and cursing from the walls and ten portals open from which the ten Dark Council Lords emerge*

I think we got their attention. 😛
 
kurchatovium said:
Thanks.

*Cute widdle POSTIE goes to middle of the room and raise his widdle teddy arms and casts a new spell of RAINBOWS GALORE suddleny the walls are covered with brillant shimmering rainbows and the room fill with brillant glittery rainbows.*

Oooooooooooo nice touch POSTIE. 🙂

*suddenly there is a a great deal of screams and cursing from the walls and ten portals open from which the ten Dark Council Lords emerge*

I think we got their attention. 😛
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Nice to see some color in here. 😀

*throws fireballs at the dark lords*
 
kurchatovium said:
Thanks.

*Cute widdle POSTIE goes to middle of the room and raise his widdle teddy arms and casts a new spell of RAINBOWS GALORE suddleny the walls are covered with brillant shimmering rainbows and the room fill with brillant glittery rainbows.*

Oooooooooooo nice touch POSTIE. 🙂

*suddenly there is a a great deal of screams and cursing from the walls and ten portals open from which the ten Dark Council Lords emerge*

I think we got their attention. 😛
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Great job POSTIE :bouncybou

Shall we attack now? Ginat Robo will keep the area bathed with strong holy light to keep the enemy off balance 😀 😛
 
The Lord Of Darkness screams "YOU BASTARDS OF LIGHT WE SHALL RIP YOU TO SHREDS FOR THE GLORY OF THE DARK ONE. WE SHALL DESTROY YOU ALL AND YOUR BASTARD CREATOR AS WELL!!!!

THE POST whispers to me "I dont think he is vewy nice."

😀 😛
 
Stand back everyone.

*Kurch casts a new very powerful spell called CREATOR's APOCOLYPSE suddenly the council chambers warp and distort and a powerful whirling malestorm of holy light, heave fire, holy water and primordial enrgey whirl around the The Dark Council Members throwing them about the room, blasting them into the walls and doing good damage.*

"Holy crap Kurch" says Harry "I hate to see what you can do when you are pissed off." :yowzer:

😀 😛
 
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