The Self Referential Thread

[kurchatovium]

I think everyone is glad they wont be vaporized. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

I suspect that all of our troops are, becasue they are all sane. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Sane is a very^99 good thing at times. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Well, it certainly helps us perform our tasks here. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Indeed makes things very^99 much easier. 😀 😀 😛

 

[Michael514]

All this talk about vaporization. Can it be used as a last resort if all else fails.

 

[kurchatovium]

Being vaporized is not fun. 😀 😀 😛

 

[Michael514]

What do you use as an alternative for vaporizing?

 

[kurchatovium]

Our troops never use vaporization. 😀 😀 😛

 

[Michael514]

If faced with a life or death descision what will you use?

 

[milagros317]

Well, we have some really nice laser canons. 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

We also have some great long range Holy Katyusha rocket launchers 😀

 

[chrisheaven]

We also have some great long range Holy Katyusha rocket launchers 😀

Guten Tag, Herr General- Ich stehe immer zu Ihrem Befehl!

 

[milagros317]

We've even got a weapon that can only harm evil beings! 😀 😛

 

[chrisheaven]

Achtung!........Feuer!

 

[milagros317]

It is powered by Divine Light, which can't hurt the virtuous. 😀 😛

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Floats by, nothing much to say*

 

[milagros317]

Good to see you floating by, HDS. 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

Ahmmmm

Would you like some ice cream? It is very tasty 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

I will be interested to see Ahmmmm's answer to that. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Great to see you around HDS. 😀
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Ahmmm: I am back again with some artifacts that may prove useful to you. Lemme... go through these ...hehehehe been so long since I looked through all this junk....ehehehee....ahhhhh ok here we go:

THe Sword Of Michaelis: Was used by archangel Michaelis in the First battle against THE COUNCIL OF CHAOS. It is supposedly a very formidable sword.

The Amulet Of Hope: A very enchanted amulet filled with the tears of THE CREATOR at the birth of his only son.

THE CROSS: The first holy cross ever made forged by the mother who bore THE CREATOR's son.

Several Potions of Concetrated Holy Water: This is powerful stuff. Not ordinary holy water. Use it only on major demons. It wont kill them outright but will inflict lots of pain and damage. Hopefully buying you enough time to fend them off.

The Staff Of Eternity: This is a much more powerful version than The Staff Of Ages you currently have. It is given to only the highest preists in The Church Of Ages.

The Book Of Eternity: Again a much more powerful spell book then the ones you own. BE CAREFUL. The spells in here can wipe the entire cosmos off the map if you are not careful and things even worse than that. Study it carefully.

there are several more artifacts here I could never figure out what they were.....perhaps you and friends might..... its been so long since I have been outside this church.....I guess someone more wordly like you and your friends could identify them...

kurchatovium: Thank you Ahmmm. You are most generous. We will put all these things to good use.

 

[milagros317]

Wow, those items will help us a lot. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Yes they will help a lot. Sensei 3000 seems to recognize one of the unidentified objects too. 😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

That book of eternity sounds very powerful I hope it won't fall into the wrong hands 😀 😀

 

[milagros317]

That is very clever of Sensei 3000. 😀 😛