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The Self Referential Thread

Hmmmm .. "not found" on the 'ordering and pricing' part of the KTT website is a minor roadblock for paying customers.

I wanted to order 23,000 pairs of the nuclear powered hyperdimentional nose hair clippers at full retail, but was rudely rejected by the site. 😀
 
Well the earthly part of KTT is still setting up. The intergalactic part is well established. 😀 😀 😛
 
Lots more bureacracy here on Earth then in outer space. Thats why the aliens are much more advanced. 😀 😀 😛
 
Well General McSqueezie requested some time to rest before the meeting. Apparently he has been fighting lots of demons. So it will take place tomorrow. 😀 😀 😛
 
*A very angelic looking General McSqueezie appears with THE POST. Both are quite moved to see each other again after such a long time.*

Warrior Angel McSqueezie: You look well my cuddly little friend. I am so proud of you. You manage to defeat Satan himself. Congratulations.

THE POST: Thank You. I couldn't have done it without you. I wouldn't even be here without you. I missed you so much. I am so happy you are ok. I wuv you.

*THE POST runs up to Mcsqueezie and gives him a big hug. Warrior Angel McSqueezie hugs him back and gives him a little kiss.*

Warrior Angel McSqueezie: I missed you too my widdle friend. But it is I who are in debt to you. Up until I met with you I was a mercenary. "A gun for hire" if you will. Sadly not all the people I helped were all that nice but when I met you all that changed. Suddenly the money, the fame, the glory did not mean anything. Suddenly it was clear to me that what really mattered was helping others in need and spreading wuv. 😀 You were my salvation. If not for you I fear I would have ended up in Hell.

THE POST: You always a good person Mr Mcsqueezie sir. Some people just need a widdle help in realizing it. :wub:

Warrior Angel McSqueezie: Still as wuvable and adorable as ever I see. Glad to know that has not changed.

THE POST: Why are you here now though? Is something bad going to happen?

Warrior Angel McSqueezie: I am here to help. THE HIGH COUNCIL thought i could be of some assistance. In your upcoming battles and know that I am a Warrior Angel I am very good at fighting demons. As for what will happen I can not say. Even angels are not privy to the knowledge of the future.

THE POST: I am worried about the battle between Methrobium and kurchatovium. Methrobium is much meaner than Satan was.

Warrior Angel McSqueezie: Yes he is my friend but kurchatovium has become an excellent warrior and a powerful demon slayer. His modesty would prevent him from saying so but I doubt there has been anyone as good at it as him.

THE POST: Really?

Warrior Angel McSqueezie:Yes really my widdle teddy friend. Dont worry. Kurchatovium can handle himself. Now lets go back to the Armada Of Divine Light. I dont think I ever got to see the vessels THE THREAD created.

THE POST: They are very beautiful. THREADIE did a fantastic job. I will show you around. 😀

Warrior Angel McSqueezie: Lead the way my little friend.
 
Thank you my friend. Pride is the most deadly of the 7 sins though so I try to err on the side of caution. 😀 😀 😛
 
Also its very^99 good at keeping higher beings from being pissed off at you 😉 😀 😀 😛
 
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