The Self Referential Thread

[milagros317]

A nationwide tour with Jerry Seinfeld was not in the works? 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Nope.

His best joke was:

Take my Hyperfluidium please.

😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

That is quite lame, even for a robot. 😱
😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Indeed. 😀 😀

His second best joke was:

A robot walks into a bar. Bar breaks.

😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

I can now see why his career never took off. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Indeed he was quite bad. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

I hope he didn't quit his day job. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Luckily he did not. 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

I'm glad he was wise enough not to quit his day job. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Indeed that was smart, the HIRAM union offers all its robots many fine benefits. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Is a dental plan included in those benefits? 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Well if they had teeth I am certian it would be. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

I guess I didn't realize that they have no teeth. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Well they do get laser upgrades and free gear replacement. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Laser upgrades and free gear replacement are very useful to them, but wouldn't do me any good. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Well it is a Robot union so they tend to concentrate on robot like things in their benefits. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Yes, it's quite appropriate for them. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

People hardly ever need gear replacements. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

I've got no gears, as a matter of fact. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Surprisingly that is very common among people. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any lasers, either. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Yea seems lots of people dont have lasers mounted in them either. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

It's good to know that I'm not unusual in that regard. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Yes quite common in fact. Of course there was a guy named Laser Joe I met once. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

This guy Laser Joe actually had lasers installed in himself? 😀 😛