Somewhere in another dimension, in another universe, a very evil meeting occurs:
Shandrew Tamb Bodecai Pit King: We are progressing nicely my Siege. There are a few problems though occuring in the world of SMB. The one that lies behind door#444,444.
Chef Tony: Problems. There should be no problems with the armies and powers I have given you.
Shandrew Tamb Bodecai Pit King: I know my Siege but these combatants are quite formidable.
Chef Tony: Bahhhhh the only thing that is formidable is your ineptness.
Shandrew Tamb Bodecai Pit King: Perhaps you can suggest how to proceed then?
Chef Tony: Where are these being from?
Shandrew Tamb Bodecai Pit King: Most are from world #3 or often called Earth.
Chef Tony: You have having problems with pitiful puny eathlings. Earthlings!!! I have spent most of my life making their lives living hell. Toying with them like a kid toys with bugs. I caused World War 1, started World War 2, began the Cold War, caused Chernobyl to go ciritcal, instigated the Killing Fields, caused all the trouble in North Korea, and made Al Quaida. All of this I DID!! and I have not even gotten warmed up. I am a destroyer of worlds and Eater of Souls. I am pure evil and destruction and my right hand demon cant even handle a few puny earthlings.
Shandrew Tamb Bodecai King: I am sorry my Siege. I shall do better.
Chef Tony: Bahh I dont need excuses. Spare me your groveling. I want only your pain as my consolation prize.
*Chef Tony's eyes glow red for a sec and the large Pit King Demon(13 feet tall) begins to slowly disintegrate in a rather nauseatingly slow and violent matter.*
Shandrew Tamb Bodecai Pit King: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGAURLLLLLLLLLLLAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Chef Tony: You! Yes you! You are now my new Pit King. Dont disappoint or you
will suffer even more.
*Chef Tony's eyes glow a deep gray for a sec and the small demon suddenly grows in size to over 20 ft tall and grows in magical abilities and greatly in strength.
The New Pit King: Yes my Siege!
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