The Self Referential Thread

[kurchatovium]

*A large female demon with many arms materializes in mils engine room.*

*A large hideous beast shows up in kurch's bridge. Kalthrobium is huge and incredebly hidoeus made up up parts form snakes, spiders, baboons, and many other hideous animals and beasts.*

😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

Who wants me and Giant Robo where?

 

[kurchatovium]

The rockets roar into Methuseal and drive her back, She roars with a fanstasic yell that shatter everyting in the engine room and birngs the engines to a stand still.*

My god mils watch out she is dangerous. Be careful bro. 😀 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

I think Robo can fit in Mils Engine room. Send him there Zod. Methuzael has already disabled mils engines. 😀 😀 😛 I can use your help here on the bridge I think Zod. 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

*sends giant robo over to helps Milagros and then goes to Kurch's ship* 😀 😀

 

[milagros317]

Her arms will be useless without her head. 😀 😛

*the dozen of my fighters and I in the engine room, each fire a dozen rounds from a Demon Sweeper directly into Methuzael's eyes*

*the demon howls in pain and only burned cinders are left in her eye sockets*

 

[kurchatovium]

*Methusael roars again and damage much of the bridge. She smiles evilly and her eyes grow back*

Methusael: BWHAHAHAHAAH I will not die so easily. Milagros.

 

[General Zod]

*quickly blasts the demon in Kuch's ship with heat vision on high power*

 

[milagros317]

We've got plenty of ammunition. 😀 😛

*the dozen of my fighters and I in the engine room each fire a dozen rounds from a Demon Sweeper directly into Methuzael's eyes*

*a dozen more fighters have arrived, and each of them spears Methuzael's belly with a concentrated holy water harpoon*

 

[kurchatovium]

Kalthrobium: I SHALL SLAY YOU ALL AND BRING YOUR HEADS TO HONOR MY FATHER. YOU WILL BE ORNAMENTS FOR HIS DINNER TABLE. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kurch: Yea whatever.

*kurch casts CREATOR's ULTIMATE WRATH. A powerful new spell that sends a burst of powerful creation enrgy inot Kalthrobium's chest and blasts him back and burns a hole into his abdomen.*

😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

*Giant robo grabs Methusael by the throat and plants a punch with the power of an A bomb onto her jaw*

 

[General Zod]

*grabs kalthrobium by the neck and lands 12 punches with enough power to crack a planet in half on his face in less than a second* 😀 😀

 

[milagros317]

While the demon is distracted by that punch, we fire another hudred harpoons into her belly. She is forced to her knees by all the concentrated holy water burning up her guts. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

*Methuseal is slammed back into the engine room and the force of Robo blow shatters her ribs and jaw. Methuseal roundhouse kicks Robo and slams him back inot the other side of engine and shatters some of his inner workings. Mils harpoons melt most of Methusaels innards she regenates some of them but there is too much damage to regenerate all of them*

😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

*giant robo recovers quickly and fires missile after missile laced with holy water at Methuseal*

 

[milagros317]

While she is struggling and not yet regenerated inside, we fire another hundred holy water harpoons into her guts. She writhes in agony, and we fire more yet into her eyes again. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

*the missle drives Methusael back and rips her belly apart. She roars and rips apart most of the engines control panels in a single move. She dodges most of the missles to her eyes but some hit their mark and she screams*

*Kalthorbium roars and rips apart most of the bridges hull and circuitry. Kurch ship is disabled.*

 

[milagros317]

We continue to fire holy water harpoons into her exposed guts. More and more of her guts are gone, her regenerative powers can't keep up. 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

*keeps punching Kalthorbium in the mouth and jaw to disable him* 😀 😀

 

[kurchatovium]

*Kurch runs up to Kalthrobium and shoves bothe demon sweeper guns into the deons open mouth and fires away blasting out the back of Kalthrobiums head. The demon throws kkurch back through the other side of the bridge shatterin kurchs ribs. The demon howls in pain and his roars shatter the top of the bridge.*

😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Finally, we can see the demon's heart. The harpoons eating away at her guts have exposed it. Now we fire a SUPER-CONCENTRATED CREATOR'S LIGHT BOMB GRENADE right into her heart. 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

*brings out the demon sweeper and fires into the groin of Kalthrobium*

 

[kurchatovium]

*The bombs explode shattering Methusael heart and ripping it to shreds but the shattered body reveals she has TWO HEARTS.*

Methusael: BWAHAHAHAHAAHAAHA! DIE ALL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

*Methusael get up again and roars and she shatter more of mils ship.*

 

[milagros317]

But her heart is still exposed. Another grenade just like the last one does the job!

Yes, Methusael's heart dissolves into sludge and then burn with a bright white light. Her entire body is consumed in the white flames. She is dead and gone. 😀 😛
Thanks for your help and Giant Robo's help, General Zod. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

*Kalthrobium shouts and the Demon Sweeper ripps his groin to shreds 😛 His shouts rip apart more of kurch's bridge. Kurch cast a spell of CREATOR"s DIVINE CURSE which emits a terrible blast that can be felt on all the Armada's Ships. The new spell sends Kalthrobium staggering backward. His chest is ripped open.*