The Self Referential Thread

[milagros317]

Whitecastle hamburgers are good. Chef Tony never worked there. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Don't know how long TK's crippled insurance agent will last there though. 😀 😀 😛

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Considering how hard he was to kill, he'll be CEO in a week.

 

[kurchatovium]

Insurance agents are as tough as demons, and similar in many respects. 😉 😀 😀 😛

 

[His Divine Shadow]

That brings up an interesting point...perhaps we should pit them against each other? For instance, lets spread the rumor that no one in hell has any insurance, but they are all millionaires who never get into accidents.

 

[TKpervert]

He's not dead, just crippled.
He's doing well, the manager issued him his very own broom to help keep the parking lot clean.
If he passes probation, they are going to actually start paying him in July.
I wish him well.

 

[milagros317]

That brings up an interesting point...perhaps we should pit them against each other? For instance, lets spread the rumor that no one in hell has any insurance, but they are all millionaires who never get into accidents.

That will make greedy insurance agents flock there by the tens of thousands. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Well that does raise a scary question what if they convert Satan into an insurance salesman

 

[TKpervert]

He'll have to change his name and purchase new business cards.
Nobody would buy insurance from some clown named Satan.

 

[milagros317]

I sure wouldn't. Nor would I buy a used motorcycle from Satan. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

That would be almost as bad if Satan became a telemarketer. 😀 😀 😛

 

[TKpervert]

But instead of selling something, he'd offer to buy your soul for $199.95

 

[milagros317]

Actually, I think I have spoken to him as a telemarketer. 😀 😛 Maybe he does that part time to earn extra cash.

 

[kurchatovium]

Gee that is scary. Did try to sell you extended service warranties as well. 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Yes, five-year extended service warranties, actually. 😀 😛

 

[TKpervert]

Souls are factory-sealed items and contain no user-serviceable parts, so an extended warranty is not a bad idea.

Don't forget to read the small print.

 

[milagros317]

He wasn't selling souls, I think he only buys them. 😀 😛

 

[TKpervert]

He also purchases extended warranties on the souls he buys.

 

[milagros317]

As a telemarketer, he was selling vegetable slicers. Probably defective vegetable slicers. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Be afraid. Very afraid. Satan is even more evill than I thought. 😀 😀 😛

 

[Catwoman]

I'm not scared of him! LET ME AT HIM! *growls*

 

[TKpervert]

As a telemarketer, he was selling vegetable slicers. Probably defective vegetable slicers. 😀 😛

That's kinda dumb, there's really not that many defective vegetables around.

 

[milagros317]

Very stupid indeed. 😀 😛

 

[TKpervert]

Catwoman is getting antsy, and bored with our drivel about souls and vegetables.
Give her a tough assignment to test her mettle.

 

[kurchatovium]

Maybe they were undead vegetables. 😀 😀 😛