The Self Referential Thread

[milagros317]

Yes, I have lots of colleagues at work who deserve hellish gifts. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Might I suggest the Fire And Brimstone BBQ grill. Makes an excelllent gift. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

I'll buy two of those, and two demon's pitchforks. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Great the pitchforks are on sale too. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

A great buy, and very practical items, too. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

I would pass on the Self Help books there though. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

I can't even imagine a self-help book published in Hell. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

There are several. The most noted among them is "Better Living Through Hate, Violence and Greed. Its not a very nice book.

 

[milagros317]

Chef Tony probably read that book in his formative years. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

well that and the other book "Better Living Through Infomercials"

 

[milagros317]

I'm that they have books on how to be the most annoying possible telemarketer, too. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Yes they do. They even have annoying books like "The Big Book Of Disgusting Noises." 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

And also "How to Make Noise Just After People Have Gotten to Sleep." 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Ahhhhhhhhh yess and the very famous "Cardoor Slamming For Dummies". 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

They also publish "How to Create Massive Traffic Jams". 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Also there is the book "The Pop Up Book Of Tailgating" 😀 😀

 

[TKpervert]

I just picked up a copy of the ever-popular
"How to Infest Your Neighbor's House With Rodents".

 

[milagros317]

I think Chef Tony wrote "How to Serve Rodent Stew to Unsuspecting Guests" for them. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Also they sell "The Joy Of Extended Service Warranties" in the store too. 😀 😀

 

[milagros317]

I've decided not to buy any books here. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Good decision. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

I did buy lots of pitchforks, though. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Hey you never know when you are gonna run into a lot of piles of hay. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

They for sticking into the hind ends of people who resemble Chef Tony in behavior. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

A 1001 uses for them. 😀 😀 😛