The Self Referential Thread

[General Zod]

Anything on the scanners yet?

 

[kurchatovium]

We now have Gern's forces on the scanner. All stations on Red Alert!!! Wait for lock before firing. 😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

Aye aye Kurch All rockets are ready to fire at your command

 

[kurchatovium]

We have lock, repeat we have lock.

FIRE!!!!!

😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH


S WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

*Fires first salvo of CREATOR's LIGHT bombs*

😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

Fires second salvo of Holy Katyusha rockets 😀 😀 😛


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

 

[kurchatovium]

*Fires second salvo of CREATOR's LIGHT bombs.*

😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

Fires third salvo of rockets 😀 😛


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

 

[kurchatovium]

Enemy damage at 77% at last report.

*fires third salvo of CREATOR's LIGHT bombs*

😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

Fires fourth salvo of rockets 😀 😀 😛


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

 

[kurchatovium]

Enemy damage at 96% at curent report. This last salvo should finish Gern's battalion off. He should matrialize shortly thereafter on onoe of our ships so be on alert. 😀 😛

(fires fourth salvo of CREATOR's LIGHT bombs)

 

[General Zod]

I have instructed my bunny crew to stay away from him in case he shows up on my ship He sounds very dangerous

 

[kurchatovium]

All ships in Gern's Battalion have been destryoed.

Good ideal General Zod. I have instructed the other bunnies on all the other ships to do the same. 😀 😀


.............I have a materialization signature on the on board scanner looks llike he is materializing in the cargo hold of your ship General Zod.... I am teleporting to your location now.....

😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

Cargo hold? Looks like he is gonna try and destroy my supplies Very un-gentlemanly of him On the way now

 

[General Zod]

*oh Gren..........come on out and fight you coward*

 

[kurchatovium]

*teleports to the cargo hold of General Zod's ship where a huge demon resides carrying huge warhammers in each of his four arms.*

Gern: I SHALL DESTROY YOU ALL!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAH

*kurch casts a priestly spell of CREATOR's Wrath against the demon pushing him back and searing the demons flesh. This only wounds the demon but does slow him down a bit*

😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

*hi Gern you are gonna die fool*

*hits him square on the chest with heat vision to slow him down even more*

 

[General Zod]

*while Gern is in pain I start cutting off his arms with heat vision* Hope they don't grow back

 

[kurchatovium]

*Gern roars as General Zod's heat vision sears out large chunks of the demons flesh. The demon also now is down to only two arms.*

kurchatovium: Ooooooooooooooooh boy Gern baby that burns gonna leave a mark. 😛

Gern: YOU WILL ALL DIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kurchatovium: You know you demons keep saying that but somehow we are all still here.

Gern: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Gern starts smashing his warhammers into the side of the ship. Tearing out huge chunks of the outer hull*

kurchatovium: Hmmmmmmmm what a temper.

*kurchatovium casts CREATOR'S FIST and a large glowing white fist smashes into the demons chest crushing his ribs and driving him back into the back part of the Cargo Hold*

Keep at him General Zod we are slowing him down.

😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

*tear my ship up will you?*

*good thing I don't keep any ammo in this hold*


*starts heat vision at other two arms*

 

[kurchatovium]

*General Zods heat vision sears off the demons other two arms.*

kurchatovium: May as well try out my new swords. 😀

*kurchatovium picks The Swords Of Divine Dimension and they begin to glow. The more hyperdimensional a being is the more powerful the swords are and kurch is very hyperdimensional. Most likely only behind HDS, THE THREAD and THE POST. kurch runs tward the demon at light speed and swings both swords blazing fast. The swords literally rip the demon into shreds*

Gern: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*The demon is shredded in a few seconds to little bits which many of the vorpal bunnies start to feed on. Gern is now dead.*

Fantastic job General Zod.

😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

Thank you Kurch Great job with the new sword Veryy effective Well I gotta see about gettin repairs done to the cargo hold Gotta call it a night as well Up early in the am Peace and wuv my friends 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

THE THREAD said he can have your ship repaired in three hours. 😀 😀

Nite General Zod. Take care my good friend. Peace and wuv.


😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Great job again Kurch! 😀 😛
Good night, General Zod.