The Self Referential Thread

[kurchatovium]

Anyone spot the target yet? 😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

Nothing yet Who we up against tonight?

 

[milagros317]

Nothing on the scanners yet, Kurch. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Wait we got him milagros. He was trying to avoid the scanners by zig zagging rapidly.

😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

I see, that is very tricky, but you were too smart for him. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Yes we got him. Waiting for lock. All stations on Red Alert!!!!

😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, now on Red Alert. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

We have lock. Repeat we have lock. 😀 😀 😛

FIRE!!!!

 

[milagros317]

*fires a big salvo of THE CREATOR's LIGHT bombs*
😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

*Fires first salvo of holy katyusha rockets*

😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

So far, 67% of their ships have been destroyed.
*fires a second salvo of THE CREATOR's LIGHT bombs*
😀 😛

 

[Pokey]

Fires defrag lazer

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[kurchatovium]

*Fires second salvo of Holy katyusha rockets.*

 

[Pokey]

And a second round of defrag lagers


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[milagros317]

So far, 91% of their ships have been destroyed.
*fires a third salvo of THE CREATOR's LIGHT bombs*
😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

*Fires third salvo of Holy Katyusha Rockets*

Watch out SMASH should be materializing soon. All non-essential personnel please return to your quarters. 😀 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

All of their ships have been destroyed. Materialization could occur any time now. 😀 😛

 

[Pokey]

ADvise where you want back ups when materialization occurs

 

[kurchatovium]

Ok milagros. So far no signs of anything. 😀 😀 😛

Pokey try to get troops to wherever SMASH materializes as fast as you can.

 

[Pokey]

Sections 3 and 4 form at the teleporters for immediate deployment when necessary.

 

[milagros317]

We're keeping a close watch, but he hasn't materialized on our ships yet. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

nothing......................hold on...................I have got a signature....in the docking bay of your ship milagros..........I am teleporting to your location...All troops to the docking bay of milagros's ship.

😀 😀 😛

 

[Pokey]

all sections teleport to Milagros ship and section 3 assume perimeter support while section 4 report to Milagros for further immediate support and direction

 

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, I'm head there now and so are my best troops. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

*teleports there and sees a massive ugly demon with hands almost as huge as his body. A most grotesque sight. The demon commences to ripping apart the ship*


*kurch casts a spell of CREATOR'S WRATH. A huge white fist knocks the demon back and sears his flesh stopping him momentarily from ripping the ship apart. 😀 😀 😛