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The Self Referential Thread

*keeps hitting Gorx so he doesn't cast anymore spells*

*good thing THE THREAD can fix ships*
 
Gorx
*you bore me Zod*

*hits me and I go flying However I quickly recover and blast him with heat vision*

Watch him guys He hits hard 😀
 
*the troops bombard Gorx with the new CREATOR's LIGHT grenades and pistols the demon screams. General Zod's punches rip into the demons flesh and his heat vision sears off large chunks of flesh and this distracts Gorx. The demon still manages to cast another ANTI-METEOR spell which crashes into the ships control panels. This time the ship sustains more damage.. Kurch casts CREATOR's WRATH and a huge white fist knocks Gorx back and sears off much of his skin. While distracted kurch gets his Swords Of Divine Dimension and hacks into Gorx's sides creating two huge gaping wounds on each side of the demon.*

Keep on him General Zod. We have to keep him from casting spells if we can. These ANTI METOER spells will tear this ship apart and us along with it.

😀 😀 😛
 
*the grenades detonate blowing out large pieces of Gorx's body and inflicting serious wounds on him. The demons roars in pain and his screams break most of the glass on this level. Gorx still manages to cast another spell and this one rips out most of the left side of the engineering bay. kurch jumps ontop of the demon and thrust his swords into the demons eyes. Blinding him. The demon screams again in agony and hurdles kurch into the right side of the bay causing him some major bruises.*

kurchatovium: Having trouble with your spell casting Gorxie. 😀

😀 😀 😛
 
*blasts heat vision at Gorx's neck to try to behead him*

Good thing we don't pay insurance on these ships I'd hate to see the premium :ignite:
 
*General Zod heat vision cuts several major wounds into Gorx's neck whcih start spewing a foul yellow green liquid smelling like brimstone and rotten eggs. The demon howls in agony and his screams break even more glass on this level. kurch charges the demon and head butts and miracously knocks the 20 ft demon on his backside and with his swords cuts a gaping hole into wear the demons heart is. The demon then throws kurch off smashing him into the engineering room ceiling.*

General Zod fill that hole up near Gorx's heart with some of those SUPER CREATOR's LIGHT GRENADES that THE THREAD gave us. That should take care of him but be careful he still packs plenty of wallop yet. 😀 😀 😛
 
*boards General Zod's ship and begins firing pistols at whats left of gorx with each hand*

uh oh, i seem to have misplaced my body armor......
 
*quickly packs in the weapons in the hole near his heart*


*everybody..........take cover!!!!!*
 
Watch out BLUE THUNDER that demon blood can be pretty noxious. 😀 😀 😛

*runs for cover behind one the control panels. Suddnely there is a large boom and a blindingly bright flash. Followed by an agonizing scream of the very pits of the Abyssal Plane. Gorx's heart has been seared into nothingness and the demon is dead. Leaving only his rotting carcass behind. Gorx has been vanquished.*

Fantastic job General Zod as always. Thanks for the help. THE THREAD says he can have you ship back up in two hours. 😀 😀 😛
 
*quickly attaches gas mask, and resumes firing on gorx with both pistols*

hey, what do these SUPER CREATORS LIGHT grenades i have here do? lets find out gorx! here, catch!
 
once again im just in time to blow up the carcass. thats what im good for, just call me the clean up crew! :Hyrdrogen
 
Thank you Kurch and Blue Thunder Man oh man looks at all this damage It is great THE THREAD can fix the ship so fast What would we do without him?
 
Yup excellent work guys Gorx is quite dead. His smelly carcass is still here though. ICK. :xlime: :xlime: :xlime: :xlime:

😀 😀 😛
 
Yes General Zod, THE THREAD is quite an expert on all things techincal. His ability to fix things has grown by leaps and bounds as well. 😀 😀 😛
 
perhaps the THREAD can teleport the foul smelling carcass off the General's ship while making repairs? :happyfloa
 
My friends

I have to call it a night I should be online tommorow night Take care and please help yourselves to some ice cream in my freezers Peace and wuv :bunny: :wub: 😀 😛
 
Nite General Zod. Take care my good friend. Peace and wuv. :wub: :wub:

Dont worry BLUE THUNDER I called our hyperdimesional robot crew to clean up the mess. They should be here shortly to teleport this mess out of here and then scrub down the ship. 😀 😀 😛
 
I have the candy they wuv so much ready for them for another fantastic jon they did 😀 😀 😛
 
*the happy scouts eagery munch on the candied neutrinos supplied by General Zod.*

The demon list for Level 9:

Gern, Colonel, Very, very, very high level Warrior. Gern is also known as the Lord of Tears becuase of all the destruction and death he spreads.

Shmurx, Colonel, Very very, very high level Ninja Demon. Ninja Demons are experts in the martial arts and combined with their demon pwers are thus very dangerous.

Kako, Colonel, Very, very, very high level Necromancer. Kako is also known as "The Reap" as he has often mistakenly identified as The Grim Reaper as he has killed so many mortal souls.

Phlex, Colonel, Very, very, very high level Alchemist. Phlex is able to transmute and transform matter almost as will. An ability which makes him a most dangerous demon.

SMASH, Colonel, Very very very high level Bonecrusher, SMASH as his name implies is a goliath among demons and can crush almost any beings bones with powerful hands.

Gorx, Colonel, Very, very, very high level Mage, Gorx is also known as the "The Destroyer" for his spells are powerful destruction spells. Some of the most powerful in the cosmos.

Keln and Kiln, Colonel, Very very high level Fire Demons, Forged from the fires of the Abyssal plane these twin Fire Demons breathe a fire that literallyvaporizes anything in its path.

Illimethrarazabitziczoppuxzyz, Lt General, Abyssal Knight, Almost no one sees Abyssal Knights or at that least no one has survived to tell about them. So little is known. Illimethrarazabitziczoppuxzyz is usually called by his nick name "SCREAM" as he reportedly does such horrible things that many have reportedly screamed themselves to death by witnessing his deeds.


Our next target is Keln And Kiln from the atomic scouts report. 😀 😀 😛
 
Almost everything from the Abyssal Plane is very nasty, makes Hell look like an amusement park. 😀 😀 😛 😛
 
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