The Self Referential Thread

[General Zod]

Vayy shall die a most horrible painful death for sluaghtering the flying vorpal bunnies

😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Indeed he shall General Zod. Also, I am hoping we can find some clues on his ships as to whether or not any survivors of the Flying Vorpal Bunny Brigade still exist. 😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

I keep hoping that there are survivors and that they are hiding somewhere 😀 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Yes I am hoping we can get some clues here on Level 12. It would be great if we could. 😀 😀 😛

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Anymore insight you can give into any of these beings would be most welcome. 😀 😀 The Abyssal Plane represents and ancient evil most here in this universe have yet to encounter. That is good in one sense but information on many such beings is sketchy at best.

Xox and Myk are too young for me to know much of (I've been out of the loop for eons), and Vayy operates in a section of the cosmos that I rarely tread in, so I know little of him, but the rest I have met.

Lall is one I am quite familiar with. As I stated previously, his techniques have given me much to clean up in the past, the nasty bugger. All who have tried to destroy him in the past either failed and were destroyed or merely managed to damage him enough to to cause him to retreat to a vortex in the flow of time to recover. He has always used his techniques to leap through time before any fatal blow could be dealt by me, and I could not pursue him out of fear of what damage his techniques left behind (Someone had to fix them, and right then.). Additionally, he is not often alone. Being physically weak (He relies more on his control of space and time than physical prowess), he is almsot always accompanied by another of Methrobium's Lieutenants, Zilk. When threatned, Lall will summon Zilk to battle his foe while he warps time and space from afar. Zilk is the opposite, a being of immense physical power and able to shape his body to any form that suits him, including creating weapons from his very core. Little is known of him, as you said, due to his not being seen very often. I have a plan for both of them, though. If we can lure Lall into battle and cause him to summon Zilk, I can seal both of them within a bubble of space time corresponding to an entire other plane of existance and follow them into it. From there, I can battle both of them with no chance of their escaping since Lall's abilities will be limited to the space and time flow within the bubble. We'll see who has the better D.R.E., and as a bonus I'll remove that thorn Lall from my side for good. I'd have done this ages ago, but without others to distract him I could never muster enough time and effort to do the deed. As you may know, I usually worked alone. XD

Sett is the inspirations, as you may have guessed, for the Egyptian god Set. His slaughter of the first race of man was one of several "racial memories" implanted in the current race of man, inspiring his portrayal as a fearsome god (Although he was mistakenly worshiped as a powerful and mysterious, but not bad, god in the early days of the pantheon) of evil. An ancient incantation was hidden in Egypt by the implanter of that memory, one made to protect mankind should Sett ever return. That incantation is said to be able to dispell Sett himself. Why, you ask, did the incantation's creator not use it? Well, it is an interesting piece of work. It cannot be cast by its creator. Don't ask me why, it just can't. However, one of us may be able to cast it. *Fishes out a data crystal and hands it to Kurch* It's in here somewhere. I don't remember exactly where. I hid it in a file titled "Monkey Bollocks" to prevent its discovery. 😀

Zysss I actually have a quick idea about. The last Destruction Warrior was no pushover. In fact, he was, by some accounts, stronger than Zysss. Zysss caught him unawares when he tore him to pieces. His spirit lies scattered, just like his body, about this plane. Since I entered here a few days ago, I've been chatting with him. Now, don't get me wrong, he's an evil, vile monster who hates us to no end, but he hates Zysss more. In conversing with him, I forged a little pact. If his spirit can be pulled together, he will be given form again, and he's sworn to ensnare Zysss and drag him into a dark place where neither will escape and he can torment Zysss until time itself ends. I'd normally not believe one such as him, but what he swore upon was something even a demon like himself would not violate by breaking a pact. It's something I can't even speak of in the prescence of such kind beings as yourself, so horrid. Normally binding spirit fragments together is incredibly time-consuming, but one in our party actually might be able to. I've examined the lines of fate that bind us all to each other and found a weak link between the dead Destruction Warrior and our own Milagros. Now, this doesn't mean 'ol Mils is evil, it just means that even now the CREATOR watches out for our wellbeing. Milagros, if you can concentrate on the former Destruction Warrior, you can give him form again and one of our enemies will be vanquished. Here, take this. *Hands Milagros a shard* This shard is the only remaining fragment of the former warrior's armour, and is all that binds him to this world. It was saved by one still loyal to him in Methrobium's army; you see, while all fear their leaders, the soldiers don't necessarily like them. When Zysss appears, Milagros, concentrate on the shard, and the former warrior will arise and lend us his aid.

Zumi is a monster. Her abilities cause fear amonst even her allies, and with good reason (For often she kills friend and foe alike). She is known to obey only the commands of Methrobium and The High Lord, and the latter not always. She cannot be harmed by anything but the very highest of magics, and rare is the physical weapon she fears. Even were her body to be consumed entirely, she would live on and be reborn, for she can remain as long as even a part of her essense still remains coherant. I fought her only once, and that once I discovered one weakness that none have (Or so it seems) found since: she is vulnerable to her own attacks. Magics or techniques created by the power of her own essense have the ability to harm her greatly. I was able to give pause to her movements by redirecting one of her attacks at herself. It was one of her "normal" attacks, and yet it ripped away half of her body and essense. She seemed surprised by this and fled before further conflict. Were one of her strongest attacks redirected at herself, she might well annihilate herself completely.

The High Lord is an enigma. Rarely seen and even more rarely fought, all that is truly known is what you stated, that he has challenged the CREATOR and yet remained alive, or what constitutes alive for him, if he can even be called a him. There is, however, one thing I discovered about him: he did fight the CREATOR and did survive, but it was for a reason that he was spared. The CREATOR was reported to say (Like much with Him, all that is known is second, third, or more -handed) that The High Lord had a purpose, and that his death must come at the hands of one rightous in spirit as well as clear of thought. Should that be his end, something is supposed to happen. No one save the CREATOR knows what that something is, but He has hinted that it will be a good thing.

I know of one thing more: THE CHURCH OF FAITH is in the east of the realm. Beyond that, nothing.

 

[kurchatovium]

Wow. Thats a great help HDS. Thanks for all the info.

The plan for Lall and Zilk sounds quite good HDS. The demons have been attacking in groups as Methrobium fears more and more his final battle with me. So anything that can reduce the number attacking at once is an excellent ideal I think.

*accepts data crystal from HDS.*

I am learning some new priestly spells from the new book I got from The Church Of Ages. There is a powerful redirect spell in here. Its so strong I have feared to use it cause it can backfire badly if not cast right but I think its time to try it on Zumi.

I am certain mils will be able to help immnesely now with Zyss. Thanks.

Hmmmm interesting what you say about The High Lord. I have an odd feeling about him. I sense he was once on THE CREATOR's side at one time. I think thtas why he was spared. Much like Satan he is a fallen being. Though of much more immnese power. Do you have the same impression HDS?

😀 😀 😛

 

[His Divine Shadow]

I am in agreement. Most beings, even the most evil, can be seen through. That is, their true self is easily made known to ones with the eyes to see. Even Methrobium is thusly exposed (And what lies within is quite evil, I assure you). The High Lord, though, cannot be seen. Looking into him, one sees but a shimmer, a waver, a hint of something, somewhere, hiding beneath his current self. What exactly it is I cannot divine, but I can see enough to say that it is not pure evil. Something good lies, or once lay, within that one.

 

[kurchatovium]

Hmmmmmmmmm yes I thought as much about The High Lord. Thanks for confirming my suspicions. There is something else perhaps you have felt it. Some other ally of Methrobium. The scouts have not divined him yet. This being is pure evil and I feel he is after The Clock Room. The Clock Room as you are well aware is one of the other great maintainers of space and time. I have not seen it. There are powerful devices in there that Methrobium can never get his hands on. Have you gotten any sense of this being HDS? 😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

A lot of great info on our enemies there 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Thanks for all of your help, HDS. 😀 😛

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Something stirs in this realm, but its stirrings are faint. It is, as you said, a presence, an evil presence, but it feels...different from the others. It feels as though it is somewhere it is not supposed to be, that it has been pulled from somewhere else. If it is what I think it may be, Methrobium fears our approach more than he lets on. This presence is not of our world, rather, it is of a twisted nexus of hate and loathing that lies below space and time as we know it. It is immaterial, composed of nothing physical that dwellers of this world can comprehend. It is a vortex of dark cosmic energy, a blight upon the light that is creation. Two times that I am aware of has one of these beings been brought into our world, and both times the summoners very nearly expired. Methrobium must have expended vast quantities of energy to summon such a creature, but once summoned, it is nigh impossible to halt. A being of pure dark energies will only be repulsed at the presence of pure light energies. Among all of us, perhaps only the POST may be able to channel such good energies.

 

[General Zod]

Sounds like we are in for our toughest battle yet 😀 😀

 

[kurchatovium]

*Inside The Clock Room*

THE CREATOR's SON: Kuuchatovium and The Armada are enetering Level 12 now.

Father Time: Well its about ding dang time. I can hear them demons marching around out there.

THE CREATOR's SON: Have faith my old friend.

Father Time: Yeah, Yeah faith is great but I would not mind a few Armada ships outside protecting my old hairy ass.

THE CREATOR's SON: I see time has not changed your wit. Fear not I have trust in this one and his friends.

Father Time: To know me is to love me Hehehehe. 😀 How old is this kurcha..whatever you call him? I hope he is at least a few million years old.

THE CREATOR's SON: I believe he is 48.

Father Time: 48!!! Your sending in babies to do our work. Oh heck why dont we just restart the Cosmos now and be done with it.

THE CREATOR's SON: A being is more than just his age Father Time. A new age is dawning and our friend is the messenger of this glorious new age.

Father Time: New age Shmew Age just get someone here to protect my Clock Room.

😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

Ole Father Time seems a bit grumpy 😀 😀

 

[kurchatovium]

That he does General Zod. 😀 😀 😛

Hmmm thats what I suspected HDS. I think this is not an Evil from the Abyssal Plane but from some other very dark plane of existence. I get the feeling whatever this evil is it only is helping Methrobium to make it easier for itself and its kind to take over this existence. But you are right HDS I know Methrobium fears us more then he lets on. But evil beings this chaotic are often most dangerous then. 😀 😛

 

[His Divine Shadow]

A cornered beast is far more dangerous than one faced in the open, after all. 😀

 

[kurchatovium]

Quite true my friend. 😀 😀 😛 Is Father Time always this grumpy HDS? 😀 😛

 

[His Divine Shadow]

I'm afraid so. He's been a curmudgeon for as long as this one has known him. 😀 He's a big softie beneath all of it, though. 😛

 

[General Zod]

Maybe some vorpal bunnies should play with him 😀 😀

 

[kurchatovium]

Yeah I kinda got that impression HDS. I will let THE POST talk to him first that usually take the grumpiness out of most anyone. 😀 😀 😛

 

[His Divine Shadow]

I hope so. He's proven pretty immune to most anything, but with the POST, who can say? 😀

 

[kurchatovium]

Hmmmmmm do the powers that be ever let him out of that Clock Room? I would be pretty grumpy too if I spent a few billion years in the same dang room. 😀 😀 😛

 

[His Divine Shadow]

He gets a week vacation every ten billion years, and it has been nearly that long since his last one. I imagine that'd make anyone grumpy. 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

A week every 10 billion years. My thats even worse then the place I use to work. 😀 😛 Maybe he could use a pet vorpal bunny to keep him company? 😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

If I'd only get a week off every 10 billion years I'd get grumpy as well Is he allowed to have any visitors?